He LITERALLY slipped over

He LITERALLY slipped over

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funny because he said they wouldn't slip heh

HAHAHAHAHAHA

STOP TRIGGERING ME!

THIS

DOES

NOT

Jewish people

NOT

FOOKING

NOT

His name is LITERALLY an anagram of Stander Revenge

Reminder that he never actually said 'This doesn't slip'

Reminder that Leicester went on to comfortably win the league, while Liverpool wrote a book about how they nearly did.

I feel bad for Slippy G, I'm not even a Liverpoo fan.

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Who is the most hated man in Liverpool, Ferguson or Mourinho?

Whose career would you rather have had?

John O'Shea

Slippy G

Gerrard's for that 2005 feel

If we count dead people and women, then Margaret Thatcher.

liverpool 3 - 2 city
>we beat city we've won the league
>that liverpool feel
>champions elect la
>look at gerrard what heart
>we go again! xD
norwich 2 - 3 liverpool
>grinding out wins is the sign of champions
>how many will be beat chelsea by la
liverpool 0 - 2 chelsea
>anti football, were still top of the league
>defending is easy
>palace is a fortress city wont win there
palace 0 - 2 city
>everton will do us a favour
everton 2 - 3 city
>they let city win
>b-bitter
>its still on if we beat palace and newcastle by 7
palace 3 - 3 liverpool
>b-but rodgers said defending is easy
>city will lose to villa
>villa are good against the big sides
city 4 - villa 0
>west ham will do us a favour
>b-big andy with the 90th minute winner
>i-it's not over yet
city 2 - west ham 0
>t-top 4 was the aim
>w-we overachieved
>n-next year is the year

It's a failure, an absolute failure. You get into that position with four games to go, if you had gone into that dressing room today they would not have been celebrating anything. I think it will be massive disappointment - Alan Hanson

If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Bill Shankly

Friendly reminder that Stephen Gerrard said "this does not slip" to his team-mates after beating Manchester City last season when Liverpool were in the driving seat to win their first title in 24 year, before he literally slipped to let Demba Ba score, resulting in a home defeat, before they threw away a 3-0 lead at Crystal Palace, meaning that the first time in Premier League history that Liverpool went into the final day of the season with a mathematical chance of winning the league but with no hope of winning it whatsoever, meaning they finished in second place, ultimately choked their best ever chance at the title, and decided to write a book about it being some sort of success before selling off their best player and replacing him with Rickie Lambert

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>And so it came to pass that the prophet Brendan was to lead the Koppites. For the far-off FSG had seen the woeful travails of King Kenny, with his 35 million purchase of Andy Carroll, and had decided that he was no longer the man for the job. So the Northern Irishman was decreed to lead the Reds once more unto the promised land that they had attained so long ago under Raphael. And at first there was much rage and anger, for Brenny's results were extremely average, and his signings of Aspas and Sakho did nothing to dim the laughter from the Southern Lands and the Houses on the other side of the Mersey. And the Koppites wailed and cursed for they were still 7th.

>But lo, the powers that be granted the Kopiites not one but two gifts from the heavens. For from across the sea, from the fabled lands of nether, a new power had risen. Like Bergkamp, Van Persie and Jozy Altidore, this new power travelled from the land of nether to the land of eng for 18 million. And with him he brought speed, goal-scoring passion, and above all, a desire to chomp away at any opponent in his way. And his name was Luis Suarez. And from the southern lands of chels, Brenny brought up a rejected striker to form a partnership with him. And his name was Daniel Sturridge.

>And soon Suarez and Sturridge began to strike fear throughout the land, for their partnership was indomitable. They vanquished the houses of Arsene, Moyes and Norwich with such breathtaking ease that word crept through the land that the Koppites could win their first league title for many barren years years. And lol! On the banks of the Mersey, the Koppites vanquished the servants of the sky-blue sheikhs and there was joy throughout the city. For the Koppites could see the fabled League Title on the horizon. And so, the aged captain Stevie G called them forth to tell his men that "This does not slip". And the Koppites rejoiced, because this year was their year, la.

>But one test remained, for the Koppites still had to face the House of Chav. And the House of Chav with their prophet Mou decided that they would not let the Koppites win their league so easily, so played boring defensive football which made Suarez gnash his teeth in rage.

>And in the heat of the moment the aged captain Stevie G, a veteran of so many battles, slipped with the ball. And lo, he could only watch and curse as the Northern poacher Ba ran forth to gift the House of Chav victory over the Kop. And there was much anger, and the Koppites cursed the heavens and Mou for parking the bus.

>But the Koppites still had one last chance to lift that fabled Barclays Premier League trophy. They found themselves at the palace of Crystal, needing a victory to keep their slim hopes alive. And behold! Suarez, Sterling and Lucas rushed forth to give the Koppites a three goal lead! And the Koppites gleefully laughed and rejoiced and praised Brenny as the second-coming of Shankley because they were still in it la.

>But alas, they were deceived. For Brenny, in his love of the continental prophets of Borussia and Barca, had forgotten that you need to defend sometimes to win football matches. So the Koppites watched in disbelief as the men of Pulis rushed forth to score 3 and tie the game in the 89th minute. And the final whistle blew and Suarez fell to his knees, weeping pure rage at the innability of his teammates to defend a three-goal lead.

>And so, it came to pass that the Koppites could only manage second, and they watched with seething anger as the Sky-Blue belgian lifted the Premier League. Worse yet was the fact that Suarez felt deceived by Brenny, so he accepted the shekels of the House of Qatar Airways, because he felt he'd be better off playing with Messi and Neymar instead of Moses and Aspas.

>But the Koppites feared not, for they had faith in their prophet Brenny and Brenny declared that they would spend like the Hotspurs did and secure consistent Champions League Football. So, lo, Brenny sent his men forth far and wide, and they brought him back Mario, Berlusconi's bastard, an aged beetroot farmer named Lambert and recalled Fabio Borini from Sunderland. And the Koppites gleefully shouted "We're proper fucken sorted now la, we're going to win the league"

>And there was laughter throughout the land.

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>tfl when you don't win the europa league

what a faggot crying like a cunt

>crying over losing the EUROPA League

What a fucking loser, the Europa League is about as prestigious as the Johnstone's Paint Trophy.

But that would confirm Liverproop to be get in the Champions league

kek

Obviously the britbong had "bat" his house for Liverpool's win.

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