/heem/: fuk u sir edition

UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/25: TUF Season 23 EP 7 (?)
(((starts at the same time all the other ones have)))
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)

UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)

UPCOMING EVENTS (July):
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: UFC TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Inductions
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Kimbo vs Thompson)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)

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>RIZIN CEO says they will market in US "at right time"
mmafighting.com/2016/5/24/11668642/rizin-ceo-says-company-will-promote-in-america-at-the-right-time

>Belal Muhammad signs with UFC, Lima vs Michaud at Titan FC 39 becomes title fight
mmajunkie.com/2016/05/with-belal-muhammads-ufc-signing-michaud-vs-lima-at-titan-fc-39-becomes-title-fight

>Ryan Hall fighting Alex White at UFC FN 91
mmafighting.com/2016/5/24/11765568/ultimate-fighter-winner-ryan-hall-meets-alex-white-at-ufc-fight-night

OTHER:
Cruz 1, 2, 3
Lawler 2, 3, 5
Dana btfo
GSP btfo

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1st for cm punk being undefeated

Nate Diaz is an overrated meme and has to stop
ngannou posting has to come back
conor still the goat
floyd will school the ufc on how to make money

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I want to be involved in savage mortal combat. I want to fight for my life. I want to bite into my opponent's throat and feel my mouth filling with his hot blood as he struggles against me.

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conor will heem nate in the rematch and you know it

youtube.com/watch?v=v14Wqg-TqsA

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You don't even know the name of fighters that are ranked in the top 10.
Your opinion=WGAF

First for JoJo

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>ARE YOU THERE?

So i just watch the interview video with bryan caraway on the UFC youtube channel where he talks about how he used to be really poor and it made me a lot more sympathetic towards him. But then I watched the free fight they put up where he fish-hooks Perez and gets away with it and I felt less sympathetic again

>Could't heem him when he was on 10 days notice
>Will heem him with a full camp.

Yeah, i watched that video and i tought damn, maybe he is not that bad, but then today Nate talked about how he called him a faggot and i re-read all the edgy stupid shit he said about weed when all that shit with Pat Healy went down.
What a piece of shit, literally stealing money.

pathetic

Where did nate say that, was it in a video or something?

it felt like he was lying through his teeth the whole video

In 2013 on twitter

Thanks Arge-bro, I always thought you were cool

Y-you too

>ywn eat the asses of the hungarian judo team

jhimsa

>tfw no clawja gf

Nate just put out the GOAT interview. Is it time for the Jew to stop doing the MMA hour?

I cosign this

robin black & nate diaz for regular ppv commentary broadcasting when

Joes bald head is really ugly
I wonder if he would feel a joint being ashed out on it

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I'm pretty sure that's Dana's ugly bald head

b-but that's dana m8

he lashes it on fans giving people shitty rematches no one asked for

>THE STATE OF GARBRANDT'S CHIN
LMAO and people think he can handle Almeida's agression
0:50
youtube.com/watch?v=IXp_FdRCBNE

>tfw no dead-eyed, snub-nosed, psychologically-damaged-from-childhood-rape, baltic gf

iktfb

Tought he was memeing, he's actually voting for him the absolute madmam

based

She talks like a fucking ditsoon, it's a huge turn off. She's hotter but I'd wife Joanna over her.

>I wanted the government to give me money, until I had money. Then I wanted to keep my money.
Kek, at least he's honest.

OH MY GOURD @ 1:07

based house nig

>ditsoon

>leaving because your wife tells you to
youtu.be/lpG2yVJopu0
what a fucking cuck
there isn't even any possibility of her trying to take your shit in a divorce in the muslamic country he's from

lewd

That chin is deleted

>watching this shit

nice apostrophe

>not watching TUF
what a goof

Why so many moonlism this season?

Thank you

just watched nate interview, the goat interview

I could listen to nate or nick ramble forever

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didn't trump say he changed his mind and would raise taxes on rich?

youtu.be/SB7vrgzJ4KU around 1:50

kek

I have no idea, ask the americans.

You're welcome

the question is directed to anyone who could answer it desu

Khabib'd

Suplex city bitch

Just ask them
Don't be afraid

speaka da portugaysah

Agree with your others lad

arab fears the cowboy, it is known

don't meme on me friend, be careful

pls answer my question bsa

That's chinese

>that look on your face when you bout to suck off the GOAT and you ain't gonna stop even if he nuts

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yey just came back from my first boxing class, was awesome, place is pretty nice too, was shaking so much after I couldnt sign some health papers lol

I feel like I can heem every here already

was she there?

WHO?

no, but when I came in there were 2 cuties on the thai class

Heh, I've been boxing for almost three weeks now kid, I'd like to see you try.

>was shaking so much after I couldnt sign some health papers
Enjoy that head trauma

>CTMEME

yeah I came in and they put me to spar

chute boxe inteligent training style

anyways have to go laters /endblog

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>It's the american that doesn't believe in head trauma movie part 2
good meme
Memes aside, pls don't do this man.
You are fucking your shit up BAD.
I know you HAVE to do some sparring but at least do it intelligently.

who dis

a woman who trains at his gym

>tfw accidentally drunk shitpost on Sup Forums
>get banned again

well after a week im back /heem/ I missed u

>tfw you like /heem/ but miss the old Sup Forums when everything wasn't a general

literal police state

don't stop this kid from becoming the next mayweather with your brain damage fear mongering

>le train smart maymay
hello, reddit

>There are people ITT who enjoy having alzheimers

John Mccain, please.

I found out
instagram.com/brvargas/

did Rose beat Paige into retirement?

yes. the hair thing ruined her. plus she can't compete with rose's perfect nose

hey look she didn't abandon her home team like schaub when he moved to LA and became a dodgers "''''fan"'''''

DONT BE SCARED LAD

TUF in 2 bongs 6 bings

>both posts made literally in the same second

Rose's brother isn't in prison.

thanks brah

best mma related fiction

Just watched the interview with Nate
He's pretty smart when he can articulate himself properly at times tbqh

>get home after long day
>turn on TV
>Trump rally here in California getting coverage
>some guys saying they could heem every cop here
>shit posting /heem/ on phone
>look at TV
>see Big Guy with dumb smile sitting behind Trump
>see a big bald head
>Tito?
Kek

speaking of chick fights

EFN has some, and one is named semenova, let's just say the name is very fitting
streamable.com/7y0q

I'm not watching TUF today and you can't make me.

the sporting greats sound half retarded

look at larry bird

ali can't even talk

jon

what did he mean by this?