Colorado Rockies at Boston Red Sox gamethread

WEW LADS they're celebrating the 1986 red sox right now you can skip it its really boring

The Cuckler is pitching tonight, will he get run support? I don't think so but I'm wrong about like 75% of things, especially big decision stuff like life altering decisions I tend to make the wrong one like most of the time I fail at a lot of stuff at life so hopefully I'm wrong about this one too and I hope I am.

Anyhow, all are welcome. Game starts at 7:10.

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i am alone

Roger Clemens is fat and Wade Boggs looks paranoid as fuck. like he feels like someone is watching him.

I hope we can get some run support for our unofficial ace this time

>1st pitch knuckleball is bunted at and missed

FULL MEME RIGHT AT THE START

WILD RIDE BOYS

oops i skipped it but didn't know when to come back so i missed the whole thing

wew wright wew

WEW wright already with 2 meme strikeouts

Is the 86 team a team that should really be honored? At least Calvin Shiraldi should get booed.

Lonely Rockiesbro checking in. Hoping they actually get some decent pitching tonight, Bettis has easily been their best pitcher this year.

>11 games over .500
when do we collapse sempai

They literally would have won if Buckner just got his glove down

Or if Calvin Shiraldi could pitch worth a fuck.

tonight

WOW FUCK YOU UMP

THATS LITERALLY THE UMPS FAULT

CATCH THE DAMN BALL HANIGAN

FUCKING WILD RIDE

LOL GOTCHA BITCH

WRIGHT
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1ST INNING WORST INNING AND HE GOT 3KS THROUGH IT

WILD RIDE BOYS

gu nned the f* k down retard!!!

The same batter was just struck out by wright and thrown out by hanigan in the same inning

How fucking based is this battery

>HE GOT 3KS THROUGH IT
would of had four if it wasn't for hannigan

well that was shitty

Wasn't Clemens in the booth like 3 days ago

WILD RIDE BOYS

BUCKLE UP

CATCH

THE

BALL

hanigan in full meme tonight

Hahahaha fuck, Hanigan on suicide watch

Ok, I love the Hanigan struggling to catch the knuckle meme as much as the next guy, but you would THINK that they would put in vazquez, our best defensive catcher, to catch the fucking knuckleball, half of Wright's fucking runs allowed this year are by people going from 1st to 3rd on fucking passballs.

vazquez blows

u blow

yeah,.. but i'm a girl...

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BASED WILD RIDE

WILL HE EVER GET RUN SUPPORT?

Miss me guys?

doug famalam please

Rox fan reporting

odds we can win this off passed balls alone?

Unlikely. Rumor has it mirabelli is in a taxi on his way to Fenway right now

If Jackie Bradley Jr hits in 56 straight games I will kms

The Red Sox will never score a run again CAP THIS

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>It's a Wright gets no fucking run support episode

THIS FUCKING EPISODE

NESN KEEPS RERUNNING THIS

WILD RIDE BOYS

ROUND AND A ROUND WE GO

>Wright keeps throwing back to first despite the fact that the runner will inevitably advance to second on a pass ball

top meme Wright

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omfg

Nice meme home run Hanigan

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WILD RIDE BOYS, AIDED BY BASED X

HANIGOAT
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Kek that wasn't a homerun

put a fucking camera on the poles already

>one angle looks clearly foul
>another angle looks clearly fair

which is it familia?

>two and a half weeks of the same two teams
Why

it was pretty obviously foul tbqh with you Joe

SCORE RUNS PLEASE

swihart has the most punchable face on the sox

>swihbust
>mr offense
dfa this loser already

>AL East

>SWIHBUST

DFA

THIS

INJURED

BUST

this is objectively untrue
swihart is the handsomest sox

>on vacation for memorial week
>off day
>see game is on MLB Network
>it's blacked out

Explain Boston

You're a cuck that lives within the market?

Ellen Baker was the best goddamn thing to happen this offseason.

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I'm in California for vacay bruv, if I was home I'd just watch it on NESN

>It's a "the """"goat"""" red sox offense REFUSES to score runs for Steven Wright
>The """"""""""""""""""""""""""""goat""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" red sox offense is being shut out by a game named fucking Benis

THIS FUCKING TEAM I SWEAR TO GOD

California is in Red Sox Nation retard

>XANDER

DFA THIS BUST

>BOGART

Don't you fucking slander Chad Bettis

the shift is so fucking gay

>he's a baseball player
>he waves a long piece of wood around on camera for money
>his name is CHAD BENIS

WILD RIDE BOYS

IT'S ON

THE WILD RIDE

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CATCH THE FUCKING BALL

wew time for /ded sox/

>Knuckleball pitchers

Bettis is a stud though. He's been killing it all season.

>the knuckleball meme

>they're going to win this purely with passed balls

wew wright the cuckler weew

I honestly can't mad. The cuckleball is just SUCH a fucking meme.

HANIGAN CATCH THE BALL

JESUS FUCK

I wouldn't be surprised if Hannigan started to get booed

>this is ryan hanigan RIGHT NOW

WRIGHT
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>SOMEHOW ONLY ALLOWED 1 RUN THROUGH THAT, AND IT WAS ON A PASSED BALL

THE

WILD

RIDE

NEVER ENDS BOYS, IT NEVER ENDS

I wouldn't be surprised if Hanigan started booing Wright himself. He looks like he's hating life right now.

The memeball has done far more harm than good so far.

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omfg

Xander saw Hanigan was feeling sad and decided to cheer him up a bit

X

>The memeball has done far more harm than good so far.

Because he keeps letting it get past him

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is he for real, anons?

JBJBJ

WORTH
THE
PRICE
OF
ADMISSION
ITSELF

Jesus Christ.

BASED FUCKING SHAW

BASED HANRAM WITH THAT SEC SPEED

BASED BUTTERFIELD YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN

omfg

The rockies pitcher looks like Dante from Clerks.

his name sounds like benis tbqh with you Joe

STEAL HOME

ok i try

Fucking damn it.

Also, didn't he block the plate?

KINGDOM SWIHARTS