O's at Astros Thread

O's at Astros Thread

Because no one else would do it

Post ITT if you a real nigga and not a bandwaggot. Either team

>O's
>fans

where are you memlords

nobody cares about those shit teams though senpai

I'm right here nigga
People are here, can finally trip up

Also fuck this team

Please lose earlier tonight, last night was too late.

No promises.
Also Stros turned up their spaghetti. Could go either way.

Rockies noteworthy at all?

FUCK those FUCKING glasses

>Rockies noteworthy at all?

I was told they could hit. They can't really.

Granted we threw Price at them (3 ER, 7IP) and the Cuckler (2 ER, 7IP) so we gave them our best, but even the two runs off of Wright were because of Hanigan dying behind the plate and

>4 passed balls
>3 wild pitches
>before the 5th

so in short, they suck tbqh with you Joe

THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE!

Mm. We don't get them until the second half desu. Even if they do appear to be decent by then, I doubt they'd be Buyers.
Maybe they're like the Who's this year? Great April (normal for them) followed by a descent into the cellar

I thought that didn't matter.
What mattered was...their plan?

That's what they look like. They're just really...unflattering. You can sort of tell when a team has that intangible "it" like I think the Indians and Royos do, but the Rockies just seem kind of shitty.

Arenado is defensively absurd though.

Arenado > Memechado

>not checking the pinch runner at least once

Don't you blow this Houston, there's only 2 innings left.

I've heard that. Literally only Rocky besides Story people have been talking about.
I'll look him up. Wouldn't mind seeing some >Manny hot corner. (Maybe we can get him when Manny leaves for the Yuckees ;_; )

Story is complete POOP. Biggest one hit wonder.

Literally throw him a 15MPH curve and he won't hit it.

Colorado ain't letting Arenado leave, he's their Ortiz. His offense is ok, but his defense is top 3 in the league tier.

>Ortiz int walk
>runs proceed to pour in
>Machado int walk
>ground out

forfeit the season immediately

Their lineup just isn't as absurd as ours famalam.

Our 1-7 hitters are all hitting over fucking .300.

Saving our hits and RBIs for next week

The ol' Price idea huh?

SAFE
A
F
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Yes. Also gonna re-learn batting stances, that pesky front foot, and all

You'll need a manlet for that.

OH WAIT

YOUR TEAM IS ALL TALL PEOPLE

LANKLETS BTFO

lol
That makes up for Worley's Cuck E Cheese glasses

CORREA YOU DUMB FUCKING SPIC

LOOK
ALL OUR MANLETS WERE HEIGHT SHAMED BY LE PILATES MAN BEFORE HE GOT TRADED OKAY

I thought this image had a transparent background when I made it.

instant replay is hurting baseball more than it's helping it.

Ya what the hell it should have a transparent bg, why's yours white??

Posted the wrong one.

What is a WHYphone

oh you fucking memelord i should have expected it

IM SORRY OK

>triggerfaggot

god you are such a fucking memelord it's hard to even describe it

Rasmus you fucking methhead looking meme

god here come extras again

They're going to blow this I can just fucking feel it.

Nigga I saved it from /mlb/. I have little connection to animus atm. Sadly.

Well that's fine, because for a Spring season it has been completely AIDS

Few good shows.

Although, Mayoiga is Another-tier: so bad that the memes it creates on Sup Forums are worth watching it.

WEW BASED ASTROS

>ETERNAL 4TH PLACERS

Gg whoever is here
Grats on first Boston

Yeah, my tech guy is an Sup Forums fag, only real thing he has this season is Jojo. That series with the loli and bear too