Roland Garros - French Open 2016 - Grand Slam Tennis - Day 5 - Thread 1

Second half of the 2nd round today. Berdych, Nadal, Djokovic, Tsonga in action. Rain & thunderstorms returns once more.

Official Site Links
Draws: rolandgarros.com/en_FR/draws/index.html
Schedule: rolandgarros.com/en_FR/scores/schedule/index.html
Livescores: rolandgarros.com/en_FR/scores/index.html

Official Stream (geoblocked outside France):
francetvsport.fr/roland-garros/

TV:
UK - ITV, British Eurosport 1 & 2
Ger - Eurosport - 1, 2 and 360
USA - Tennis Channel, NBC

Stats:
tennisexplorer.com/french-open/2016/atp-men/
tennisexplorer.com/french-open/2016/wta-women/

Poll:
strawpoll.me/10275668

Man:
11:00 Sousa (26) - Gulbis
11:00 Bedene - Carreno-Busta
11:00 Cuevas (25) - Halys
11:00 Jaziri - Berdych (7)
12:30 Mathieu - Bautista-Agut (14)
12:30 Garcia-Lopez - Thiem (13)
12:30 Nadal (4) - Bagnis
12:30 Tomic (20) - Coric
13:00 Robert - Zverev
13:00 Djokovic (1) - Darcis
14:30 Goffin (12) - Berlocq
14:30 Mahut - Granollers-Pujol
14:30 Vesely - Almagro
14:30 Baghdatis - Tsonga (6)
16:00 Ferrer (11) - Monaco
16:00 Estrella - Lopez (21)

Women:
11:00 Petkovic (28) - Putintseva
11:00 Nara - Ivanovic (14)
11:00 Sevastova - Knapp
11:00 Suarez-Navarro (12) - Wang
11:00 Bouchard - Bacsinszky (8)
12:30 Bertens - Giorgi
13:00 Parmentier - Falconi
13:00 Konjuh - Cibulkova (22)
14:30 Razzano - Kasatkina (29)
15:00 Williams (1) - Pereira
15:00 Svitolina (18) - Townsend
16:30 Goerges - Puig
16:30 Duque-Marino - Keys (15)
16:30 Williams (9) - Chirico
16:30 Cornet - Maria
16:30 Babos - Mladenovic (26)

Gonna rain in the afternoon so expect delays & the last matches to be cancelled.

who /chelsea/ here?

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Good morning to you as well.

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>mfw on vacation but can't manage to sleep past 6.30
Fucking wörk

Here lid. Didn't realise Rafa was a fan. Up the Chels

Morning German bro

hes been so shit in his 1st 2 matches

Cheeky hiccups are allowed. Full EBAM mode now

Nadal is playing.

I predict a blowout.

helo redit
>germanbro sleeps for ~6 hours
seek help lad
you'll eat your words lad

Actually more like 7-8. But I know people that can't sleep more than 4-5 and they are fine (yet)

>>germanbro sleeps for ~6 hours
That's all you need mate. Trump sleeps for even less and he's going to become President of the World.

tennis is gay

Get off Sup Forums Roger, you have grass court training to do.

But that's very, very wrong, my friend.
>it's gay if men aren't touching each other
Flawless logic there, bro.

haha nice one bro. can i hear another one?

Pretty shitty first matches tßh. Hope one of the lower seeds choke so I don't have to watch Berdshit win.

bouchard is playing tho

Gulbis vs Sousa

>Mats being a disgustig sexist pig

He's not that bad after all

>le tennis Barbie

>Darcis bringing a literal god to a tiebreaker

Sup Forums is ressurrect?

That Boris advert "I won Wimbledon, the US open, the Australian open... all the tournaments I gave a fuck about"

test

>tfw kept this tap open all morning and someone finally posts

We're back lads. VAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

is Darcis the future GOAT?

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the goat: soon

Sup Forums is down during the first week of French Open. An Hiro confirmed for casualfag.

I don't even know whether to greentext Genie, or Bacsinszky. What's worse, choking away a 4-1 lead in the first, or almost choking away a 5-0 lead in the second?

>future GOAT
>32 years old

Sorry for problems. Was mining and selling personal information, many money gained.

As compensation, will give new board in next weeks.

memegirl

>Choking on your final hold

come the fuck on

for real

Tennis without the shitposting is not that fun. Thoroughly enjoying Rafa's match though.

Oh boy, I can't wait for the incoming double bagel.

>Chinese moot in charge of being in charge

wtf

>you will never meet up with her in the US Open locker room and bang her so hard she has to drop out of the tournament due to a concussion
>you will never be KyrGOAT

Go Thiem

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what happened

she's so cute makes me feel bad when she loses when i don't even care about WTA
>attractive people
life on easy mode

Made some exploitable Murrays while Sup Forums was down.

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settle down pajeet

Need Thiem to go over 3 sets like AIR.

Couldn't make posts on Sup Forums for like 4 hours
See how and are 4 hour apart. It's the same all over Sup Forums

olééé

>Chinese Moot

ffs actually had to watch some tennis

Oh, I just woke up.

Thiem playing an excellent match

Must be rough...

>Djokowqinslol

holy shit djokovic fucking calm down
>leading 3-0
>still smacks the net with his racket

Ayyy we're back

maybe the french crowd is getting to him

Who will Stan beat in the final? Nadal or Djokovic?

Why is Darcis so likeable ? :3

>oh no, look at me, I'm about to lose the first set!
>lol no, just kidding, time for bagels

Why is this allowed?

The eurosport commentators seemed to be implying djokovic's marriage is in trouble

the commentators are usually idiots

Nadal Grand Slam winrate

Australia: 45/55 (82%)
Roland Garros: 72/74 (97%)
Wimbledon: 40/49 (82%)
US Open: 43/52 (83%)

Is it just me or does Gulbis look like Breivik?

Has women's started? Keys/Serena

Is Thiem winning

DAR
CIS

*darcis

>Tomic is seeded

meh

thiem already won in straight sets

He looks more like Darcis in that pic desu

kek not sure if the crowd is just cheering for Djokovic's opponent or if they really like Darcis

Darcis is just fun to watch.

>t. in the crowd shouting "oy"

Belgium is french speaking. France can never hide their bias.

Dead match anyways, time for Tsonga

Christ that line judge looks like she's chewing a wasp

oh yeah, didn't think of that. That's surely it. being belgian helps

That's like implying an American crowd would root for an Aussie because he speaks English.

no it's really not

Why is Zverev only playing Frenchmen whose names end in *bert?

torn as to what to watch, french schedule..

Baghdatis - Tsonga should be good.

wow what a rally

ye man, just trying to catch some zverev/tomic/goffin/nadal/jokerbitch before switching..

They really seem to be afraid of the rain

Would Grand Slams be more interesting if you'd only have to win two sets and then three starting from the quarter-finals? Would make it more competitive, and we'd see the best players in better shape for the final.

no that's a terrible idea

definitely, thinking about pausing an acestream then watching another match live but they may switch.

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You'd probably seem more top players accidentally lose early on, Murray and Stanimal would both be out by now.

I'd rather see 5 set finals in masters.

no 2bh. that's WTA tier

they tried that with the snooker

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>implying the Snooker Shootout isn't for the highest calibre players.

dude her armpit is green wtf