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I make parlays of two or three on random favourites and +ev

I am a pro at burning money on shitty betting sites.

>They didn't get on Serena @3.5

pmsl

First for please give me money in exchange for my tips

Why no B365 free bet ?
Its CL final week

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They do have the free bet.. at least they offer it in Germany

bump ;)

>Chinese moot
Anyone found a decent fgs bet

Nobody who definitely won't play so you can wait and hope for injuries in training or wait for lineups pregame and just be faster than the bookies or you can take some shit like Arbeloa who is permabench and unlikely to even come on.

Would LOVE a translator.

Stefan Savic

Worried about how Ramadans going to affect my gambling this year tbqh lids.

Already up insane today. 7 bets won, 8th possibly coming in + 5 re-backs

What have you bet on? I was looking forward to today as a day off work and chance to increase roll but there's been hardly anything to get on.

>He doesn't remember Mackers special staking Germany handi in the 2014 WC against Algeria based solely on the fact that the entire Algerian team were fasting and playing late in the day but kicked off before it got dark but they still managed to take the game to ET
Ramadan gives the players strength.

But it doesn't give me the strength to make shrewd betting choices while starving.

Surely saving money on food gives you more to bet with. Large Ramadan bankroll.

Chornomorets U19 - Metalist Kharkiv U19 SW
Chornomorets U19 - Metalist Kharkiv U19 O4.5 + reback
SV Wienerberger SW from 0:1
SV Wienerberger -0.5 + rebacks from 2:1
SVG Stumm -0.25 from 2:0 + rebacks (Volders had a red, line stayed at -0.25 the rest of the game)
Slask Wroclaw - Zaglebie Lubin II Over 3.5
Thai Nguyen Over 1.5

Also on Thai Nguyen -0.5 from 1:0 and Over 2.5 in the Home Utd but that one may not come in

i am pmsl

>We should be paid the same

Just rBalling? I saw the Stumm one at 3-0 but was too chicken to get on. Yeah i'm on Home Utd but have made some on corners just now.

They should be paid the same as you Juve. £0

I think it was Euan or J West (maybe neither of them desu) posted some article or webpage detailing a bunch of friendlies that various women's teams had played against men's sides and without fail they always got btfo even when it was like national team playing U16's of some 3rd division side or some absolute shitters. Basically even the top women's football is absolute trash is the point. But hey that is what makes it great to bet on.
I spent ages trawling through the archive looking for it a little while back but couldn't find it but it was absolutely ages ago, probably 18 months maybe more but if anyone remembers it would appreciate it if they have the link.

JUST

>being sexist

usa lost to the u16s 8-2 or something

Chorno was pretty much rballing
The Wienerberger game I picked out earlier, they are #1 in their league with a large goal diff against a really poor Post team. I was fairly certain it would be a game with many goals for Wienerberger.
Stumm I just went with it because the price was decent and I didn't see any reason not to re-back.
Slask are actually the somewhat better team compared to Zaglebie so when they were 2:0 behind after the first half I expected them to catch up in the 2nd.
Rest also pretty much as expected and I guess I just got lucky with my Home bet :^)

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wtb lids

>hahah this is nothing unusual in that countries but you can realy make money of that i know a guy that selling that kind matchs via skype he is expensive($200) but everytime gave me real fixed match of bosnian teams... skype name ,,moneymaker2270,, so if have money add him and gain more money :)

Nothing on that I would bet on tbqh. Maybe Alashkert handi once the line is better.

>moneymaker2270

What of it? Simple yet fitting name

He's saying: "You got 10 right and 10 wrong and you asking for money with just 20 tips made"

Juve PLS

The account is private for a reason

Large on Corinthians lads

No!! I don't want to follow you. That was a mistake.

but why???????

Can you tell him to suck my schlong

You can. Just say: "Chupa aqui a minha pila"

Would LOVE to see this, hoping someone can deliver.

I'm fairly certain me and a few mates would do pretty good against a womans team for the first few minutes, but even if their technical skill and gamesense is shite they're still well trained and can run far longer than any of the lazy sofa-sitting wankers that browse Sup Forums

When I throw a dog a bone mate I dont want to know how it tastes.

Just fucking back them.

>Chupa aqui a minha pila
Okay

GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL

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CORINTHIANS!

so an rball punt yeah

enjoy your tenner, buddy

Would love to test Luke Hicks' chin.

i bet he actually is a hick too.

:^)

Hed knock you out you fruit

Enjoying your stay mate?

It's happening

SK Triebach 1-1 so far
Over 1.5 goals 1H is @ 1.51 and its 15mins in lads

Get on it

Meant to say O 2.5 1H Goals above ^^^

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CORINTHIANS

Tears for you mug

The main article was hilarious. So many excuses for why they got their shit absolutely stomped. Fucking magical.

You holidaying on your own or with mates?

His gf m8

I said enjoy it. I'm happy for you.

I'm not a mug. To be a mug would be to blindly follow tips from people with a negative ROI.

t. overcompensating Hass fanboy

Sounds like you are a mug when you expect people to spoon feed you their own research on a tip

shit my pants today lads

You're spoonfeeding by posting the tip on here on the first place. Thing is, you're not even spoonfeeding well. What's the point in even posting if, to somebody browsing, it could just be literal lotto shite? Trip up if you want people to trust you

why, lid? Eat something dodgy?

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Tears if you weren't on overs

yeah, ate some mexican then paid for it later.

same feeling you get when mexico posts on /bet/

Klagenfurt just conceded early, they should be favorites here, gonna back them now. Globasnitz def is dire

need a goal in the corinthians game like air

post your election books

Reminder to our new A Level visitors to ALWAYS trust German flags in /bet/ threads

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>didnt trust Germanbro

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italy slags u19 HT is the bet

Just been to seen an escort lads, god that was awkward, don't think I've gained any confidence like

>arrows

Italian slags such chokers, seen them dominate games and fail to score or only score once. Good luck to you but won't be getting on myself.

@Tip4TheWeekend
@PinnacleSports Any plans to carry Scottish Women's Premier League yet? Please say yes.
Cringing at this pal, horrible, horrible idea. Thank god they said no.

Is his FB group still running?

Anything over 1.0000001 for Serena to win the Frenchy is value tbqh

odds for serena match @1.66 / starts in 12..

Look closer friendo

i dun goofd sorry im smoking pot

degenerate

cute seeing goffy and michael cox being mates on twitter

Tell us the story then pal

>you now remember when mackers sent a list of about 50 leagues to pinny that he wanted trading

i'd be a degenerate over a beggar anyday. xxx

Prefer his friendship with basten11

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Limited just before the risk free.

What are my options?

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Basten is a top bloke
What were the leagues pmsl

good game desu lads

desu lid sex is a bit overrated, it's more about the chase, call me bent or whatever but i don't think i would take much pleasure in shagging a prozzie unless i was incredibly drunk, i'd rather shag a 5/10 girl who i knew through work and wooed over a couple of weeks than a 7/10 hooker but that's just me

what to bet lads

HJK -0.75

Gonna get on Dolgoprudny once -0.5 is available

currently on mali u2.5 and slovakia slag over 1.5 teamgoals

F R A U D

dunno what this means, asian handicap?