/nfl/ General-Off topic edition (Food and Locations)

SEA:Seattle still eyeing Week 1 for Rawls, Graham
DAL:Cowboys not interested in trading DMC or Alf
CAR:Kelvin Benjamin (ACL) at practice Thursday
DET:Taylor Decker opens OTAs at left tackle
DET:Abdullah rehabbing January shoulder surgery
FA:Arian Foster: 'I probably need another month'
NO:Saints, Brees have not negotiated in 2 months
SEA:Report: Lynch told teammates he might play
DAL:Zeke Elliott behind McFadden at Cowboys OTAs
NYJ:Protesting for Fitzpatrick, Decker skips OTAs
PIT:Ladarius Green sidelined after ankle surgery
PHI:Eagles OC: Bradford not locked in as starter

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1st for /hoc/

7th for chicago pizza not being best pizza but still being dam good pizza

Kelvin Benjamin is dogshit

who the fuck is this?

>that flag
>this thread

Wut.

Ben Roethlisberger

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Here's some reason why the Colts are winning it all...

> Luck is back
> He can finally slide
> New OC
> New DC from the Ravens
> No Toler
> Pat Robinson was top 10 cb last year
> Top 10 Defense
> #1 offense
> Henry Anderson is back
> Mike Adams leads in Int
> Vontae Davis top 5 CB again
> Geathers and Green play tough
> Ridgeway and Mathis get 10 sacks each
> Grigson actually fixing the roster
> Won't have to worry about the Pats till the playoffs
> Best center in the draft
> Hilton and Moncrief top receiving duo
> D'qwell leads in tackles again
> Luck CPOTY and MVP
> Quan Bray is the next Jacoby Jones
> Allen will play like his rookie season
> Frankie G finally gets his 1000 yards
> Dorsett will burn the fuck out of all the DB's
> AV will not miss a fg this season
> Luck will have 5,000 yards 45 td 16 int
> 12-4 reg

Tom Brady

1rd for your favorite team, pizza, game, drink, pokemon, waifu a shit

>Luck is back

literally a reason why the Colts will not win it all

What's you're guys penises sizes, favorite pokemon, favorite underwear type?

6, charmander, briefs

How many games will Romo play before getting injured?

.4

Rowlet >>>> Popplio >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Litten

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5, Crobat, panties.

>liking women
>being fat
>liking Pokemans

You couldn't possibly be a bigger failure if you tried.

>reason why the Colts are winning it all...
>Pat Robinson

>mfw this guy somehow still has a job in the League
>mfw it looks like he will be starting for the Colts
I was gonna make fun of you, but fuck, now I just feel bad for you. You poor, poor bastard.

I'm already home, fake me. It won't work.

6 1/2, Metagross, boxer briefs

> Luck suck meme again

Keep on choking that dick fag.

> Started passing more last year for the 1st time with checkdowns
> Kek
> Double kek what has he done
> Literally who and what has he done

A good illustration of how worthless passer rating is, unless you seriously think RG3, Foles, or Tannehill are better than Luck. Romo is top 5 in career PR among active QBs FFS.

4.5, oshawatt, boxer briefs

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>luck is the greatest QB to come out of college in 100 years
>no one will be able to stop him
>whoever gets him will win 100 superbowls

mfw

fun fact: tannehills best and worst games are better than lucks.

7.5, pikachu, boxers.

Romo is elite though..

He's not one of the 5 best QBs in the League and never has been.

Fix your flag tiki

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I like him, but no he isn't

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> Pats
> Cowboys
> Rams

Thats his bad games. But nothing will outdo the Dolphins vs Texans game

Stop

So how many elite QBs are in the league right now? 3?

8.5" up in this bitch, wear boxers and rock Charmander

What's everyone's opinions of Bill O'Brien as a coach?

I think overall he's breddy gud. I think we'll really get to see what he and George Godsey are made of this season with the offensive players they drafted and brought in via free agency.

stats since 2007, often considered the start of our current passing era

Brady
Touchdown Percentage-5.94%
Interception Percentage-1.52%
Completion Percentage-64.6%
Yards Per Attempt-7.7
Passer Rating-101.5

Rodgers
Touchdown Percentage-6.4%
Interception Percentage-1.59%
Completion Percentage-65.2%
Yards Per Attempt-8
Passer Rating-104.3

Romo
Touchdown Percentage-5.7%
Interception Percentage-2.6%
Completion Percentage-65.2%
Yards Per Attempt-7.8
Passer Rating-97.2

Brees
Touchdown Percentage-5.6%
Interception Percentage-2.46%
Completion Percentage-67.89%
Yards Per Attempt-7.7
Passer Rating-99.3

Ben
Touchdown Percentage-5%
Interception Percentage-2.36%
Completion Percentage-64.4%
Yards Per Attempt-7.85
Passer Rating-95.3

Rivers
Touchdown Percentage-5.32%
Interception Percentage-2.57%
Completion Percentage-65.1%
Yards Per Attempt-7.81
Passer Rating-96

Peyton
Touchdown Percentage-5.88%
Interception Percentage-2.47%
Completion Percentage-66.7%
Yards Per Attempt-7.72
Passer Rating-99

Flacco
Touchdown Percentage-3.98%
Interception Percentage-2.5%
Completion Percentage-60.9%
Yards Per Attempt-6.96
Passer Rating-84.6

Palmer
Touchdown Percentage-4.5%
Interception Percentage-3.1%
Completion Percentage-62.3%
Yards Per Attempt-7.35
Passer Rating-86.9

Eli
Touchdown Percentage-4.85%
Interception Percentage-3.15%
Completion Percentage-60.7%
Yards Per Attempt-7.3
Passer Rating-86.5

Stafford
Touchdown Percentage-4.41%
Interception Percentage-2.65%
Completion Percentage-60.8%
Yards Per Attempt-7
Passer Rating-85.8


as you can see now that Peyton Manning is retired Romo is now among the elite 4 and above Rivers and Ben and far above Eli, Palmer and others """people""" call rivals to Romo


Elites in no specific order
Rodgers
Brees
Brady
Romo

kinda elite
5. Rivers
6. Roethlisberger
small gap
7. Wilson

>Elites in no specific order
>Rodgers
>Brees
>Brady
>Romo


son, you really need to stop huffing that paint

>dubs
Romo confirmed for being in the top 5

>Romo haters BTFO

Old School Style Qbs

Brees
Rodgers
Big Ben
Luck
Carr

Trickery Qbs
Brady
Wilson
Newton
Fitzpatrick
Smith

Fuck It Qbs
Flacco
Cutler
Tannehill
Bortles
Winston
RG3

>now that Peyton Manning is retired Romo is now among the elite 4

Seems like a decent coach, but hard to tell so far. He's an offensive guy, so I don't know how involved he is with Houston's defense, and J.J. Watt also skews things on that side of the ball.

Offensively I'm not sure. They had a subpar year with Fitzpatrick 2 years ago, and go to the playoffs with Hoyer off the bench last year, which should count for something. How we does with Osweiler and all these WRs he's stockpiled will probably determine a lot about how he's viewed.

Not him but if those are not elite then who is?

>Fuck It Qbs
>no Eli

i was referring to your delusion at adding romo to that list

I like him overall. The offensive line under Kubiak looked like it was in need of a rebuild, but then the same guys looked great playing for O'Brien. Brandon Brooks and Ben Jones got undeservedly huge contracts thanks to O'Brien. I think the offense was reasonably good considering the complete lack of talent at the skill positions.

I also like his willingness to experiment and be creative with play calls, even when it looks ugly like that notorious one involving Watt and Wilfork in the playoff game. I think you're right though that his mettle will be tested this season, the training wheels are now off.

>your delusion
>your

I didn't make that post you fucking moron.

sure you didn't

>DET:Taylor Decker opens OTAs at left tackle
Interesting.

Fuck it QBS
>no stafford

Sure I didn't, Amerifat.

Yeah, I think Derek Newton was overpaid too. He's definitely a bargain for a seventh round pick, but he's not great either. I think there was one game early last year where he made Foster fumble the ball in the backfield like a mongoloid.

Heard that was gonna be happening.

Oy vey my fellow Shoah the brows will win it all

>being this but blasted because he got called out

>being this buttblasted because he has to live in that poverty ridden shitskin hellzone of a state that is California

>poverty ridden shitskin hellzone of a state that is California

wait, what?
i live in NC

Yeah and it's Rieff's last year too so if he works out at RT and Decker works out at LT then it's good but if he doesn't then he's gone

Yeah, Northern California.

Lel

objectively shit taste

Why is Arizona so much better than California?

Samefag

Hes fucking dogshit, fake belicheck ass...

Poor mans Andy Reid

I love the word dogshit so much.

Imma be mad asf if Greg Toaster bitch ass starts playing better for the deadskins.

The funny thing is, I know you're playin' me...

But I like it.

Thanks for showing up, hold this shit down while I post in /cfb/

Also rememeber Clowney is elite

i really like your tripcode

I gotchu senpai

One of my favorite plays of the season

Thanks buddy, I really really like this tripcode

IDK he did a good job at Penn state with the scandal and everything.

The strength coach for the Texans that O'Brien brought with him from Penn state was my strength coach while I was in college so that's pretty cool.

i really really like hopkins desu
hackenberg/robinson babby

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Should be UT FLACCOTISM TRANSFER DYNASTY12 GONE MOBILEGEDDON

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solid 6, never played pokemon but my friends named me Fetuswami after the chinpokomon from south park, boxer briefs

pic related is a fetuswami

If you want me to simulate your team regular season game on M16 with the updated roster, reply with the team they play. I'll post when the game over with.

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Pats vs Cards with Jimmy as the qb

Bengals vs Pats

Rams at 49ers then I guess

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Nice fingernails.

Cokenail

6 inches, dragonite and boxer briefs.

When you trained under Craig, how was he? What kinds of stuff did he have you do to get/stay in shape?

damn Mauer is getting pretty big

Duh dont you guys know thats why he wears gloves?

>your average vikings fan

How do you think Hopkins will do this year?

I'm thinkin' that if Brock provides stability at QB, Will Fuller and Braxton Miller produce, and Lamar Miller is good out of the backfield, then Hopkins should see some improved numbers. Maybe not the same amount of yards, but perhaps more TDs.

i think he'll put up top 10 yardage and top 5 TD totals if brock can be at least average
he's a dominant receiver and a fantastic red zone threat

>tfw no Detoilet vs Baltipoor Murder Bowl

Lions vs colts

>Being THIS nervous with 100+ days left