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First for /hoc/

I hate you all

Same

5th for Louis

Why are the AB/trans/ so delusional?

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Why didn't anyone ever pick up Clint Dempsey form Fulham. Only American BPL player that's had any longterm success, with a real talent for scoring goals.

ABUs getting BTFO

Spurs did.

>Ronaldo behind the striker
Fifa pls

Meant to say only American outfield player* that's had any longterm success. Tim Howard's been pretty good, Friedel was actually pretty decent for years and Brad Guzan has been okay as well.

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I meant like a proper big team.

Man Utd, Chelsea, Man City, Spurs

Arsenal, Liverpool, Burnley, Everton

Leicester, Bournemouth, West Ham, Stoke

Southampton, Crystal Palace, Middlesbrough, West Brom

Swansea, Sunderland, Watford, Hull City or Sheffield Wednesday

>starting jones over hummels

m8..

liverpool tried to sign him iirc, but he opted for spurs for some reason

>Liverpool are closing in on a deal for Yacine Brahimi as they are willing to trigger the Porto winger's €60 million release clause.

Put your bullshit-o-meter to use lads.

thats a "well......shit" face if I've ever seen one

From what I remember, FSG blocked the transfer because he was too old.

I believe it, we always sign shit/average players at exorbitant prices.

Because he couldn't even cut it at Spuds.

>villas boas to everton
>beats mou and pep despite finishing 9th

Yeah but a lot of decent players have gotten their careers fucked at Spuds like Bent and Sigurdarsson, while some have gone on to be great like Bale and Modric. I think they have a system that's prone to either flopping or become a great. Like many other clubs I guess.

delusionposting is my favorite meme

Oh yeah sure, United are going to sign Ronaldo, Kane, Vardy, Pogba and Varane all in the same transfer window.

£100 mil minimum for Ronaldo, £20 mil for Vardy, £40 mil for Kane, £50 mil for Pogba, £30 mil for Varane. So that's £240 mil in one transfer window.

Yeah, of course that's realistic.

Who thought it was a good idea to have the shortest guy share with one of the tallest?

I don't think it's anything to do with spurs intrinsically- Dempsey just wasn't top4 material. Not pacey, not a great shot, can't create much. His limit was a team just below spurs level, which isn't bad at all for an American

Papers are reporting that Mourinho will get 300mil kitty.

lmao he proper baited you mate

I thought it was 200

HAHAHAHAH YES LAD

EPIC BANTER

HE WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED HAHAHAHAHAHA

Who will mou get for the midfield?

Who will fall for the Rüdiger meme?

Aren't Roma getting him on a permanent deal?

Who?

Carvalho
Mendes will work his agent magic

>ABUs are THIS mad

They'll probably sell 3 players for 100mil in some shady deals as usual

Would you rather have Kane or Bayol?

>£50 mil for Pogba

Tip top kek.

Bale by a country mile

Messi

>40mil for Kane
That's how you know the post was too much

4-1-2-1-2 Bayol

Thanks lad. Had a nice wee chuckle at that video again.

i laugh at it every time i watch it

never gets old

>not both
Who can stop us?

gotze to arsenal?

>januzaj
>varela
cheeky

yes, so they can trick someone who hasnt seen him play but thinks he's good because he's in the german NT to buy him

>tfw that kid has probably lost his virginity before me since making that video

youtube.com/watch?v=rB9yr27mT6M

11:35

>burnley
>top 8

Sup

whats for dinner beaner?

Are they fucking joking ??????

Brahimi hás been nothing but shit all season. Jesus fuck.

Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.

Naingollan, we're raiding Roma.

Link to said video?

Lel gis a job la

This is semi reasonable right
Auebemayang - 60m
bale -60m, modric - 30m once both hand in transfer requests

>AKB

Only semi-likely one is modders. I could see next season being his last at real madrid but he'd want a payday

>bale - 60m
>reasonable
Lel

>Stoke City
>Plays Hoofball
>Joga Bonito
>obesestokecityfan.jpg

*semi-reasonable
And once he wins a second cl with real he will want to come home and do it with us

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>he will want to come home

KEK Paul Whitehouse

top fucking kek

>Liverpool have lined up a move for Sadio Mane in another raid on Southampton after hopes of securing Gotze receded (Paul Joyce)
it never ends

>Spic FC

Fuck off already 'Pool, Jesus Christ

1. sell for more than worth
2. buy literally whos
3. ???
4. finish above liverpool again

some big transfers happening today lads, i can feel it in my cock

Are you describing Spurs or Southampton?

Apparently Milan want to do a bit of cleanup. Balotelli, Alex, Mexès and KP Boateng will go away this summer

southampton obviously

>Everton want Ajax's Marc Overmars to be their director of football according to Dutch newspaper de telegraaf
pretty sure Ajax's fans think he's done a shit job

Balotelli plays for Liverpool

I always knew Madrid was full of fags

In reference to what?

The problem was drama that had started before Overmars took over. He didn't do too bad in terms of transfers and sales.
Ajax is just a very difficult club to be a director of football of. De Boer+ Overmars at Everton would be interesting though, if that were to happen.

what was the drama exactly?

The Cruijff revolution. Basically the old philosophy of the 2000s no longer worked and they wanted to go back to a Van Gaal type Ajax, ironically.
This caused a lot of internal turmoil, since Ajax is run as company and not as a football club first and foremost.
You can read up on a lot of it, it's an interesting look into modern day football.

>Another Southampton player

WHY
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Y

There's no way Bale and Modric are going back to spurs m8

Aren't United interested in him? He'll most likely go there.

>Erikson

>tfw hoping sheff wed don't go up

lol don't think so m9

Fingers crossed. Southampton want £30m+ for him

>Turn on SSN
>talking about Mourinho still

Fuck off

they were when van laal was in charge

twitter.com/sportswankers/status/735931878503501824
>Spurs fans

Is Wijnaldum any good?

it's fucking relentless. the media have literally nothing left to say about him but keep talking anyway.