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Fantastic snacks edition

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the gf

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You know, a lot of guys complain about safe spaces, it's the hot debate nowadays. When Thanksgiving comes around however, they have a safe space of their own.

Instead of cookies and puppies though, you have football and beer, safe from the cackling of that cousin you can hear from a mile away, safe from the family drama brought up by your gossipy wife.

If you're an introverted Midwesterner, you have to prepare 10 months in advance for the two months of hell at the end of the year.

Maybe Sup Forums standup is better :---dddDDDD

really want to try hot pockets

post narco corridos

What to lunch today

Terrific

sounds shit but vocaroo it to see if you even have a standup worthy voice

Burgers

are you gonna reply or not bud

Are people this thick or is this the problem with sarcasm over the internet?

How is your afternoon, /cum/?

tf were you even trying to say?

You are too smart for her.

>sarcasm
No more like autism

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lol

alright hold on

this is actually pretty funny
what a dense cunt

>That tfw to smart two get a date

She had the "real G's move in silence like lasagna" quote in her bio so I unloaded my autism on her

Beautiful

I giggled a little bit

rate

best edition in a while.
I am bored as fuck, so I am making OC in other languages.

Hello!

meh

We should all come together and bully Canada. It's like High school all over again.

8/10
Not really my style though.

this guy's post processing is awful

Let's all jerk off onto a cracker and make Canada eat it.

you should leave. bullying is wrong.

his pictures come out looking too orange/yellow

This
Mercy is for the weak and Canada is the twink faggot who deserves it all

The janny is actually a really nice guy

Is it racist If I don't want to watch sports with people that don't look like me? I've been giving up on football and basketball and I've started watching quite a bit of hockey and rugby.

Yea desu. It's not overt or anything, but it's something you should get over imo

It's getting late.
Good night.

>hockey
That's cool
>rugby
You're a pretentious faggot

sup

Good lad, the latter two are much more interesting

nn bud

stop posting my GF

Jesus what a faggot

whether it's racist or not is irrelevant because racism doesn't mean anything. i do it too. i basically only pay attention to baseball and hockey nowadays.

One day I'm going to have everything I want and I'm never going to have to come back to this place again

your "gf" is succing my dicc rn, BUD

Who gave you permission to post my gf

seems like a trait all south dakotans have in common

I can't really relate to a lot of the players, their stories or personalities.

How so? A bunch of people tackling into each other isn't something a pretentious faggot would watch.

Subban is different than basketball players. He can actually speak well is carries himself very well. Ironically he's one of the first hockey players I learned about.

Good to know I'm not the only one.

youtube.com/watch?v=5EKw4k8hkHA

think I'm gonna make this again on Sunday
my recipe recommendation to allay'all

t. me 3 years ago

MAXIMUM autism
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Wait till the end :6)

nou

Speaking of fantastic snacks...
Marina

>stories or personalities
>race
autism

It's a good thing I'm not you

the beginning had me laughing because of the laugh track

>carries himself very well

>How so? A bunch of people tackling into each other isn't something a pretentious faggot would watch.

>south dakota population 853,175
>california population 38.8 million

better with voice

anime is super fucking gay, not gonna lie

Don't pause as much, and I'd try speaking more confidently.

38.8 million smelly nerds

california is 50+% 4 foot tall ugly mexicans so they count as negative people in which case south dakota has more poeple

might be living with my Taiwanese ex for three months starting December....really hope it'll work out because I miss her perfect titties to squeeze and her toes to suck

15,763,625 whites

>>california population 38.8 million
Well done, Mexico.... Not.

>tfw life is still on the up and up

knock on wood guys!

che guevara was mexican

((((white))))

I can't eat Subway anymore

>criminals are shitskins
whoa....

California is the ladn of gays and chicanos

bery gud :DDD
takes practice but one day
Why not?

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>California labels its shitskin criminals as white

delete these

subway never had quality on their side. so the only reason it was so appealing is that you could get a huge, tasty sandwich for 5 bucks. now, you can't even get middle-tier sandwiches there that don't cost 7-9 dollars.

if im gonna pay that much for a sandwich, im definitely going to firehouse subs/planet sub/jersey mikes/etc

i've been to subway once in the past 3 years. it was like 11 dollars for a meal. subway's low quality can't justify their high prices.

Last sub I got tasted like something in it went bad

I NEED a gf, lads.

delet your state

TFW too smart for tinder slags

>I miss her toes to suck

I'm both but I hate Cali. What should I do?

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Can we go back to normie posting, instead of this autism and anime posting?

stay in california. keep your filth outside of america.

haters gonna hate

You forgot your proxy faggot
Fuck of normie

>normie posting

It's too late, I've already escaped that shithole

i like California

>all these flyovers keeping California in their thoughts

Feels good being relevant

Anyone near Oklahoma want to go out on a date?

How do you fake references?

I need at least three but I only have one friend.

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>You forgot your proxy faggot
whoops hehe