It's official, how deluded is this club?

It's official, how deluded is this club?

ABU BTFO

More deluded than Australia thinking it's good at bantz and shitposting.

that chevrolet ad makes the kit look shite

Exactly how is one 'good' at 'shitposting'?

This image makes me want to vomit.

that badge makes the kit look shit

By being the best of the worst.

That's what what your mum said about your face, mate.

whatever class they had left since the glazers took over is now gone.

RIP in pieces bobby charlton.

>Literally taking Chelsea rejects left and right
First Mata, now him? Ayy lmao

>sack van lal cause muh boring football
>hire the master of boring football

LMAO

In which European competition is Chelsea going to participate next season?

OBSESSED.

so within three years they'll win one title and then collapse even worse than under >moyes

Will the memes be too much in matches against Liverpool?

EPL you spic.

>sack van lal cause muh boring football
Literally false.

>hire the master of boring football
False as well.

Van gaal wasn't just boring, he was also shit.

Mourinho wil at least get results.

He's literally so butthurt over Guardiola that he chased him over to the next best derby

good posts

he was boring but if the players had cared a bit van gaal would have left them in 3rd or 2nd place. It's not his fault most of them are shit or too old and none of them give a fuck

Mad cos bad.

Thank you bro, I know it's you in the other boards Sup Forumspol/ looking out for me, I wish I could do the same for you, but alas my reputation here is nil.

>redcafe

i thought they would scream bloody murder but apparantly they applaud him coming to United

Why the fuck is the chevrolet sign so fucking huge

>MUH United way
>MUH attacking football
>MUH too classy to hire eye gouger Mourinho

Literal cesspool of a club, the inevitable meltdown is going to be hilarious.

The kit is designed for American bellies

Why would any United fan be unhappy about Mou? He always had a love affair with Fergie & United

>Will the memes be too much

No such thing m8

they were singing a very different tune 3 years ago, now they'll just cling to whatever they can

>muh wine with Fergie as his protege
It's the only club he hasn't burnt all bridges with, he knew he couldn't antagonise everybody so he bought an insurance policy at the richest club

Man City crossed the line first. They squeezed them, they hammered them to the point of desperation. And in their desperation, they turned to a man they didn't fully understand.

BASED JOSE, ABUS BTFO

Like pottery, Muhammed

Beautiful, like the average Bosnian princess

indeed my halal brother

walk on jap

DAILY REMINDER THAT THE WHOLE TIME THE BASED ONE WAS AT LELSEA, HE DREAMED OF MANAGING UNITED

JUST KEK MY CLUB UP

first they sold their club, now they sell their souls. It's the united way, my friend

cringed

Mourinho in the first 8 years of his career
>6 league titles
>2 CLs

Mourinho in the last 6 years
>2 league titles
>0 CLs
>2 locker rooms antagonised

*plays a somber drum solo*

hmm...

don't you have something else to do you cringeworthy fedora sand nigger?

> 1st year: It's a transition year lads
> 2nd year: Win FA cup or something like that. Mou bragging about how he always wins and he is the best
> 3 year. Meltdown. Sacked in mid season when United is 15th in the table.

He's literally spent his entire career rimming Ferguson's red baboon arse trying to get this job.

Why are you being so needlessly aggressive? I thought you guys were cool...

Can't wait too see him win the league in his first year and drink Sup Forums's salty tears lmao

>There is a mystique and a romance about it which no other club can match.


Chelshit BEE TEA EFF OH THE FUCK OUT

poop is going to shit all over him and the eplel

...

Is that real?

>Pep in two plus team league without Messi

nope

ABUs ON SUICIDE WATCH

The quote is but Mourinho didn't make it, Granit Xhaka did.

Every previous club he had a single work-rate striker (Drogba, Milito, Higuain, Eto)

Is he gonna go with Rooney, Zlatan or someone new?

PEP TO BE FOUND OUT!

GLORIOUS!

Wow, only 2 titles in the last 6 years. That's horrible.

When I was at Chelsea, even though I had been fired before, my boss would give me money every day. It's in my head that I am a mercenary.

Oh fuck he's going for Kane isn't he

Pep vs Mou head to head record:
8 Pep wins, 5 draws, 3 Mou wins

I'm sure he's losing sleep over Mourinho at United

If he couldn't cut it with Real what makes people think he'll do anything special with Manure?

muh theatre of dreams, the spirit of the Busby babes and the fact he's more accomplished than van lal and moisie

Kane would probably sit it out, he could bury his career at the OT if he has a single shitty season this early in his career

literally won madrids only league title in the last 8 years and the only manager to beat pep to a league title, against one of the strongest football teams of all time

next season is going to be glorious

The bantz, the characters. GET HYPE!

>against one of the strongest football teams of all time
Jupp Heynckes and Ancelloti both decimated that team using the same counter-attacking philosophy.

lol is that it? ONE league title. With the richest club in the world. And zero CL's lmao.

Screen caped

>he couldn't cut it with Real

He won a title, broke records for points and goals scored, and turned them from a bunch of jokes who lost 4-0 to Liverpool into actual contenders who consistently reached the CL semifinal. It's weird, his time at Real was a lot like Pep's time at Bayern, only he had to compete with Barca.

this is why we don't let americans discuss our sports

>ancelotti

U avin a giggle m8? Ancelloti was shit against Barca, 1/4 wins lol.

probably someone new, i don't see him playing rooney up forward with ibra, likely to be someone else he wants like higuain, but utd clearly aren't great at persuading big name players to join them if they aren't already wanting out of their club so who knows what'll happen

>won madrids only league title
>he responds with head to head wins

Can you read, nigger?

>that team
>implying Barcelona 2013-2014 was anywhere near as good as Barcelona 2010-2012

So you get exposed and immediately turn to the flag, pathetic.

>Park bus tactics with Blind and smalling at the back

Pls no insults, I was very nervous while responding, to the point of panic

RING RING

Is that the telephone I can hear?

Also my English oratory and comprehension are infinitely superior to yours, as demonstrated by your marginal grasp of it in this thread

Made me kek, I'm sure he'll sell smalling tho he's gonna get exposed in the Euros.

He's getting Stones, Varane, Ramos, Thiago Silva & Mascherano m8

...

That's just upping the ante ridiculously, if he fails to deliver trophies with that defense he'll bury his career

>itsajoke.png

holy shit, are you literally autistic?

>16-17: Comfortable 3rd place
>17-18: Stroll to title, all but decided by January
>18-19: Sacked by April

Which player leads the revolt? Or does Mourinho pull a Fergie and forget to bring new players in after his heroes get old and shit?

>you tried

Kek

hes not wrong john

#WelcomeMourinho #Treble2017 #GGMU

Yes, I have informally diagnosed HFA/Asperger's syndrome

I heard it's their dream to finally play europa league

wew lad

>not a chink

m8 spurs are the usa club
chelsea are the africa club
arsenal are the muslim club
and united are the chink club

>using pep wins where Mourinho won the tie on aggregate
EPIC

the only thing i will say is that at least Mou has the balls to bench Rppney if need be

ABUs are SEETHING