/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

>be me
>be dead
>mfw

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NEED a gf lads

Shitty tbqh. Polish Sausages are far better.

No you don't

You forgot the edition dumbrump

>mfw not a republicuck

>hurr durr invalid mmi code

>>mfw not a republicuck

Continuation from last thread my friend got GLOBE'D a bunch of people went to his house and nailed wooden planks to his driveway and put a inflatable globe on it.

SPOOP'D

The captcha seems to become more annoying as each day passes.

>Nikon
lel

DSLRs are pretty autistic desu
should have bought a smaller camera because carrying around this thing all the time is actually annoying as fuck

still have my canon 30D from 2006 or so and fancy manfrotto tripod and all kind of shit, need to sell it before it completely loses its value

Is this good?

post pics

Ely

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How do you draw camouflage?

>Mfw straight non-gay coasties spread their cheeks for my big midwestern cock

>Saint Paul

>Tequila

we can teach these robots to be lewd.

Only thing thats big on you is your waistline

Please stuff my ass, Burger-san

Taken from his brother

2015: no female friends, no dates, no gfs, kissless virgin
2016: some female friends, a couple dates, virgin

standard model projections show me getting a gf in 2017. Jealous?

All 3 of ops countries have no good succubi user. You need to head to Russia, South africa, and I guess any of the asian countries if that's your thing.

the squiggly camo shit you see on army unis I guess
>big
You're no North Dakota

>Arkan-sass
Real mean there buddy

What is this?

>Be AI militart
>fire guided missiles at human military
>hit yourself, trees, and fences because of shit target recognition

AI takeover seems a long way off.

>Saint Paul
Is it a nice city, user?

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Hnnnng

I am currently at the point that you were in 2015, but I am still participating in #GF2017, fight me.

why is alaska so empty lads?

enchiladas

I see that you haven't been to Minneapolis yet

It isn't my waist, my flaccid cock is so massive that I have to wrap it around my waist so it doesn't flop down my pants legs

South Dakota is bigger than North Dakota by like 6,500 miles

What is this drawing thing?

It's very far north and mostly undeveloped.

good post

Would you date someone who was openly Christian?

Where do I find crack and cocaine addicts?

Need gf asap!

I didn't know that Conway had it's own flag

How is it there anyway? All I ever hear about Saint Paul is that it's very liberal

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>need gf
>posts a guy
what?

that's a man

yeah right, kid. I'm training every day in a strict gf acquiring regiment. Just a few more months and i'll have every skill required.

Petsmart

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as long as it didn't affect our relationship

Just found a good place to buy some Dr. Pepper.

Now i need a Taco bell to buy some Baja Blast desu.

It's comfy. Has some great restaurants and theaters, a minor league basedball stadium, the Mississippi flowing next to it, Gilded Age-era houses overlooking it.

There's been issues with urban gentlemen terrorizing the skyways and it's gotten a bit worse, but overall it's not a bad city.

> I'm training every day in a strict gf acquiring regiment

How the fuck am I supposed to draw a hospital?
>It isn't my waist, my flaccid cock is so massive that I have to wrap it around my waist so it doesn't flop down my pants legs
whoa

wHAT THE FUCK

Just issues with BLM but overall the cities are pretty liberal, Minneapolis far more so with the university and somalis.

The suburbs surrounding the cities are actually pretty red though, (not) surprisingly mostly white and people with jobs.

>Dr. Pepper

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excellent sole shot around the 7:20 mark
super slender SEAfeet with nice long toes

>he can buy dr pepper at a good place
i envy you

>fedora posting outside of /brit/

what the fuck is right, explain please Arkansas

That election day episode was some hot garbage
They should've just gone with thr hilary version and had some deus ex machina to explain it

St. Paul is preddi gud
Definitely better than its twin

Uhhh huh betcha wanna lick it Connecticumdump

Me on the left

aren't there snack exchanges online? You can probably find someone here willing to ship you some Baja

Going to make Finland the 51st state lads

The last nigger on earth. Starring Tom Hanks.

My gf wants to watch me fuck a tranny while she watches, is this normal with Nevada girls?

C U C K
U
C
K

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ew

I haven't seen a girl my age in a month and a half.

Suburbs were a mistake.

I don't know what you're asking about

>51st state
Wtf, that isn't the Union Jack

will she settle for a trap?
i hear it's not gay

don't make me start
nah that's pretty disgusting desu, like an old lad with super saggy tits

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Only if she's Catholic, and not too devout.

Do it you transphobe

That isn't a problem

where the fuck are you trapped

What Canada needs is more provinces

I wouldn't care if she was even Muslim anything for the pussy m8.

It's the right thing to do

>Northwest Territories
>Is actually just one territory
explain please, leafs

No, I ain't havin' Nunavut

I am openly Christian

Don't bully me you silly atheists

Take your autism somewhere else.

would fug the middle one

>Maine/Vermont

>montreal its own province

blasphemy

>making Toronto a separate province
This is a good map.

> Vermont
> Maine
You can fuck right off, bud. We have guns.

Same, but also the left one
Right one looks like man in drag

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Pretty sure the one on the right is a dude.

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I go back to university next month and I don't know where I'm going to live.

JUST

i want to befriend a giant murderous robot

Move to a trailer park 2bh
Do your book learnin in between jobs

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Can you not live in the dorms?