OFFICIAL ENGLAND VS AUSTRALIA PRE-MATCH/MATCH THREAD

7:45pm bong time
4:45am relevant aus time

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England team

AusGODs

Sterling's shit, get him off the pitch

Score predictions?

I'll say 3-1

>wilshere no7
>sterling no10

Anyone else's autism flaring up at this?

6th for Wilshere. Got his number 7 shirt back today.

Expect a MOTM performance.

dayboos for both Rashford and Maclaren

Literally who: the teamsheet

>Smalling (C)

What the fuck happened to playing our strongest squad in all the friendlies until the Euros? It's almost a completely different 11

POST WHO YOUVE ACTUALLY HEARD OF OUT OF THIS LINEUP

smith
rogic
jedinak

>POST WHO YOUVE ACTUALLY HEARD OF OUT OF THIS LINEUP

relevant
youtube.com/watch?v=F6Bb3MeiM4I

it's like the shitposting of football

Jedinak
Kruse
Luongo
Rogic
Ryan

subs
Inman
Federici

aus team: jedinak

pic: 1,3,5

Where's Cahill ausbros?

Jedinak and Toni Kroos

What happened to Tim Cahill?

This isn't a FIFA international date and Chinese season is going so we couldn't call any of them up for this

1, 5, 4, 2, 3, 7, 6

The palace guy

Smith is the only one who plays in the EPL and therefore the only non literal who

and 1

...

>MEMEFORD
>Stones
>Sterlel

Get ready for maximum memes lads

>Smith is the only one who plays in the EPL
>I am a fucking idiot

why the fuck is henderson playing center back?

>Brad Smith actually starts of 'Straya

Lol wat

Got a donner burger coming at 9:40 just in time for the game lads, can't wait

premier league backup is better than some croatian league or aus league shitter senpai

>aziz behich

australia yes

get ready for Aussie shitposting

Only if Rogic wasn't on, we would have a strong second/first mixed team here.

Jedi

what the fuck is a doner burger? is it just doner meat in a bun?

we literally have someone called raheem starting

>number 4
>centre back

What are you, French?

>is it just doner meat in a bun?
You worked it out, well done!

Yes
Dirty cunt

wogstraila

thats not really a burger though is it m8

>5 darkies in the starting lineup

What channel is it on my islander friends?

ORF.

4 will always be a defender number

lowest allowable number in midfield unless youre gay is 6

ITV

Why is NZ cooler than Australia in every way?

ITV

Well it's got salad in it so I reckon it qualifies as a burger

ITV
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TLF
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Except 5 and 6 are clearly your centre back numbers.

Why do we never play either of you two?

they're not expecting huge audiences from australia then?

>Australians playing a sport they don't have to beg Big Strong Americans to get involved in

wew lad

>matic confirmed homo

>No Vardy
>NO VARDY

FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ROY

You mean 4 and 5?

You're wrong

He got time off for his wedding.

Reminder Vardy literally served Pot Noodles at his wedding and he's total scum still

>this entire lineup
FUCK YOU ROY
THIS ISNT THE TIME TO MESS AROUND
AROUND 8 OF THE 11 STARTERS ARE ALREADY NAILED ON JUST FUCKING LET THEM GET SOME GAMETIME TOGETHER

0/10

hes guaranteed for the tournament, no point risking him getting injured

He's getting married you mong

>E
>A
>S
>Y

where is gary cahill?

RIP NEVA FORGET

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Not a bad question. I suppose it's partially because it's more mountainous and slightly more south of Australia. Also being a very slim country helps, close to the ocean from both sides.

No I don't. 4 as a defender is some shit-tier continental/South American rubbish.

>tfw Will Grigg is Irish
>tfw no Grigg + Vardy up front

The meme chants would be unreal

>Reminder Vardy literally served Pot Noodles at his wedding
What?

imo, you should have to pick between either the 4 or 6 in defence, not both. The other goes in midfield

jurgen shedules the friendlies and he likes to play shit central american sides and germany instead

haha nice.

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>Jamie Vardy served Pot Noodle to guests at his wedding to Becky Nicholson

He's literally LAD bible chav the player

GK-1
RB-2
LB-3

4 & 5 have to be CBs really. I don't really mind though because Vieira and Fabregas were number 4s

i dont get it. why would grigg and vardy be good?

is this some kind of normie thing?

>He's literally LAD bible chav the player
so why isn't he Sup Forums's waifu?

blimey

>tfw we might have chav scum lurking among us right now

half scared half disgusted

atleast chino wankers arent old enough to post here yet

>Becky played a joke on Jamie at their wedding, dishing out Pot Noodles to guests while joking that they’re the only thing Jamie can cook. Which is actually quite funny.
tfw no gf

Chinos aren't popular any more mate.

Any man that can't cook a good steak is no true man at all

you don't want a girlfriend like her.

Why is Emerdale on ITV? Nos tudio talk?

>tfw no dukes and kewell

its 2016 how do you not have a girlfriend by now. theres literally nearly 4bn women

>Autistic Arse fan
>Doesn't know 5 and 6 are CB numbers

>>>/arse/

Where's Zerogoose these days Aussies?

i have aspergers and live with my mum and have no income

>04.45

Haha Cucked

Are you guys prepared for the Drinkwater shitposting?

why is this place so dead its a fucking england game in half an hour and its a graveyard. i expected to be on thread 5 by now

>tfw haven't had a gf in 9 months now

Nothing interrupts Emmerdale mate.

Cricket highlights on Channel 5 in the meantime.

cooking a steak must be instinctive
i made a fantastic steak the first time i ever cooked.

money probably

>gold dogger ex-stripper blackmails you into marrying her
>makes you pay 500k on a wedding
>serves you £3000 meal of pot noodle and a cadburys yoghurt
>everyone laughs at you

Just

Who won the group?

He hates playing central American teams
We've only played a couple before tournaments where we play other central American teams

unironically attempted suicide. hes in some kind of rehab thing

saw this on tv last night. he almost got eaten by a german. probably one from bundes

They literally look 12

tough choice between 6 and 7

to answer your question, i think people forgot england were playing again
whoever made this schedule is a mong

It's 4am in Straya and only 1% of the country cares about Soccer m80.