ITT the worst players to ever make your national side
ITT the worst players to ever make your national side
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inb4 all the memes
he is really your best change at winning this year. In a deeper role he has been dominating and making pinpoint passes
There are so many horrible players that even just picking the worst three for the last five years is too difficult
>Heskey
>Bad
2004 called. They want their meme back.
He went to Europe too
That was a lovely England shirt desu
It is, it has been the only one I liked enough to pay 45 quid for
>scored on his only ever appearance
There are so many worse players who have played for England, come on now
this is either b8 or you need to go back to ksi's youtube page
Moussa Sissoko. He's been in our NT since 2009 but I Legit can't remember anything he has done. He's a ghost. I have no memory of this guy with the French shirt
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Rüdiger
Rink
Tasci
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Arbeloa somehow won 2 Euros and a WC
I dunno wich one is worse
This guy became a running joke for a long time
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All of them. I'd would genuinely be very hard to pick out just one or two.
Maybe it's because your entire NT is trash.
>One (1) Point
How hard was it to miss this Euro?
Northern Ireland made it
This must be the famous american banter I keep hearing about
He did ok for the NT tho. Chaco Gimenez is the worse while playing for the NT
>Letting Costa fucking Rica, a third string Concacrap team, top the group.
Opinion discarded
Hey calum mcmanus, what can you tell me about the club teams from angus that aren't from dundee? Trying to pick one in FM but I know nothing about them.
The most overhyped kid ever who has 0 space in Portugal midfield with Moutinho, William and Danilo there but is going to euro 2016 anyway because >muh jorge mendes.
Everyone in portugal was shocked with this.
we didn't lose to them la, that shitshow is on >italy
Simon Poulsen
Bayern were fucking scalped, fampai. This guy just seems like an incredibly average midfielder with the pace of a winger.
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How many World Cups have you guys won?
He's offside anyway so it doesn't matter
the bash
i dont even know who that is
Zero, the same amount of times you have won WCs that aren't rigged in your favor.
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You read my mind.
Pic on the left is a strong contender too. He even started in Euro 2004.
>implying
>peru
>dave
Rob green, won't even bother to get a pic of him
JUST
Stayed on the pitch for 5 (FIVE) seconds only
Called for a World Cup and everything
>David Luiz
>Jô
>Fred
>Ramon
>Flávio Rockenback or whatever that fuck's name is spelt
>Euller
>Edilson
>Vampeta
>Rogério Ceni
>Marcos Assumpção
>Paulo César Caju
>Toninho Cerezo
>Bordon
>Douglas
>Keirrison
>Afonso Alves
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Don't forget Andre Santos
Who the fuck is that? Havenaar?
We have had shit players but he takes the cake, a literal one hit wonder, he scored a goal in a meaningless U23 title game and he piggybacked from that goal throughout his whole career, I'm surprised he even played in the 2010 world cup.
He even managed to play for Monaco.
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It's Ugur Yildrim, played one game against England in some charity match. Was utterly shite, but was okay at free kicks
Probably this guy. Son of an oligarch who only gets games in the russian league thanks to his contacts. Played 45 minutes in a friendly.
Slowest man on the planet played at LB position against England's fastest wingers in the world when they assraped us... Bilic had some major fuckups.
FOKIN WIN!
based van basten
Danny Mills, guy hated football and looked out of place.
>now works as a pundit
bravo mills
He probably will be a great player, not a top one, but a good player for 2nd tier teams of europe. But for now is so overhyped that is incredible, the best play ever from Jorge Mendes.
Still better than Christophe Dugarry.
>dat wig
those teeth...
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ayyyyyyyyy
This. Fuck Wondolowski and fuck Klinsmann for picking him over Donovan.
>those faces
nah when he sorts out his attitude he'll be world class remember
>OK
I believe he was apparently one of the world's best at free kicks. He was completely shit with everything else though
Nelson Oliveira
Andre Martins
Licá
>kek
Was about to post this fucker too.
Éder by a landslide
>tfw we top the World Cup Qualifying with one game to play
>tfw we lose 1-0 to Slovenia
>England win as usual and go to Russia as group winners
>Slovakia pump Malta and take the playoff spot on goal difference
>we finish 3rd
>the country of us
>only goal with the national team, his ratio of own goals to goals scored is like 6:1
Topo pls leave
Fábio Rochemback.
amazing player for Sporting in 2004, became a fan favorite.
next seasons he was like a fat, slow, shitty version of himself. in the process, forced one of our shinning new stars, Miguel Veloso, to play in the left back...
Why do people give Wondo shit?
We're not good enough to give anyone shit
Wondo might have been the 2nd best American on the pitch given he had only one bad fuck-up
>Le try to injure everyone's players national team
Nahh Jordan Henderson.
He's fucking SHIT.
Either him or David Nugent.
>David Nugent
>doubting the Nuge
Idk if him or Landin
tell me that's not motherfucking Léo wearing the 16
who the fuck are these people
dida edmilson lucio is all I recognize.
YEEEEOOOO! Fuckin' right we did big man!
are you stuck in 2010
>Toninho Cerezo
u wot
en.m.wikipedia.org
The goat
>mfw someone fucked up his wikipedia article
Probably someone who is not known at all considering how shitty the team was prior to maybe the 2000s - but in recent memory Jimmy Conrad and Frankie Hejduk ring a bell.
All the token niggers. Aogo, Cacao, Asamoah, Odonkor, etc.
How many have you won since? How many have you won, when you have had arguably one of the best teams in it?
FUCK OFF YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A PLAYER.
Because he's shit in games that matter.
>boateng
let it go breh
guille franco man, he was so shit and aguirre still played him most games in that 2010 WC
Why are you a Sporting or Porto supporter?
Alternatively, Nemanja "I Honestly Thought We Were Playing Volleyball" Vidić.