ITT the worst players to ever make your national side

ITT the worst players to ever make your national side

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inb4 all the memes

he is really your best change at winning this year. In a deeper role he has been dominating and making pinpoint passes

There are so many horrible players that even just picking the worst three for the last five years is too difficult

>Heskey
>Bad

2004 called. They want their meme back.

He went to Europe too

That was a lovely England shirt desu

It is, it has been the only one I liked enough to pay 45 quid for

>scored on his only ever appearance
There are so many worse players who have played for England, come on now

this is either b8 or you need to go back to ksi's youtube page

Moussa Sissoko. He's been in our NT since 2009 but I Legit can't remember anything he has done. He's a ghost. I have no memory of this guy with the French shirt

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Rüdiger
Rink
Tasci

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Arbeloa somehow won 2 Euros and a WC

I dunno wich one is worse

This guy became a running joke for a long time

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All of them. I'd would genuinely be very hard to pick out just one or two.

Maybe it's because your entire NT is trash.
>One (1) Point

How hard was it to miss this Euro?
Northern Ireland made it

This must be the famous american banter I keep hearing about

He did ok for the NT tho. Chaco Gimenez is the worse while playing for the NT

>Letting Costa fucking Rica, a third string Concacrap team, top the group.

Opinion discarded

Hey calum mcmanus, what can you tell me about the club teams from angus that aren't from dundee? Trying to pick one in FM but I know nothing about them.

The most overhyped kid ever who has 0 space in Portugal midfield with Moutinho, William and Danilo there but is going to euro 2016 anyway because >muh jorge mendes.

Everyone in portugal was shocked with this.

we didn't lose to them la, that shitshow is on >italy

Simon Poulsen

Bayern were fucking scalped, fampai. This guy just seems like an incredibly average midfielder with the pace of a winger.

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How many World Cups have you guys won?

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He's offside anyway so it doesn't matter

the bash

i dont even know who that is

Zero, the same amount of times you have won WCs that aren't rigged in your favor.

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based Kikin desu

You read my mind.

Pic on the left is a strong contender too. He even started in Euro 2004.

>implying
>peru

youtu.be/EFSRwY_Fhh4

>dave

Rob green, won't even bother to get a pic of him

JUST

Stayed on the pitch for 5 (FIVE) seconds only

Called for a World Cup and everything

>David Luiz
>Jô
>Fred
>Ramon
>Flávio Rockenback or whatever that fuck's name is spelt
>Euller
>Edilson
>Vampeta
>Rogério Ceni
>Marcos Assumpção
>Paulo César Caju
>Toninho Cerezo
>Bordon
>Douglas
>Keirrison
>Afonso Alves

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Don't forget Andre Santos

Who the fuck is that? Havenaar?

We have had shit players but he takes the cake, a literal one hit wonder, he scored a goal in a meaningless U23 title game and he piggybacked from that goal throughout his whole career, I'm surprised he even played in the 2010 world cup.

He even managed to play for Monaco.

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It's Ugur Yildrim, played one game against England in some charity match. Was utterly shite, but was okay at free kicks

Probably this guy. Son of an oligarch who only gets games in the russian league thanks to his contacts. Played 45 minutes in a friendly.

Slowest man on the planet played at LB position against England's fastest wingers in the world when they assraped us... Bilic had some major fuckups.

FOKIN WIN!

based van basten

Danny Mills, guy hated football and looked out of place.

>now works as a pundit
bravo mills

He probably will be a great player, not a top one, but a good player for 2nd tier teams of europe. But for now is so overhyped that is incredible, the best play ever from Jorge Mendes.

Still better than Christophe Dugarry.

>dat wig

those teeth...

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ayyyyyyyyy

This. Fuck Wondolowski and fuck Klinsmann for picking him over Donovan.

>those faces

nah when he sorts out his attitude he'll be world class remember

>OK
I believe he was apparently one of the world's best at free kicks. He was completely shit with everything else though

Nelson Oliveira
Andre Martins
Licá

>kek
Was about to post this fucker too.

Éder by a landslide

>tfw we top the World Cup Qualifying with one game to play
>tfw we lose 1-0 to Slovenia
>England win as usual and go to Russia as group winners
>Slovakia pump Malta and take the playoff spot on goal difference
>we finish 3rd
>the country of us

>only goal with the national team, his ratio of own goals to goals scored is like 6:1
Topo pls leave

Fábio Rochemback.

amazing player for Sporting in 2004, became a fan favorite.

next seasons he was like a fat, slow, shitty version of himself. in the process, forced one of our shinning new stars, Miguel Veloso, to play in the left back...

Why do people give Wondo shit?
We're not good enough to give anyone shit
Wondo might have been the 2nd best American on the pitch given he had only one bad fuck-up

>Le try to injure everyone's players national team

Nahh Jordan Henderson.
He's fucking SHIT.

Either him or David Nugent.

>David Nugent
>doubting the Nuge

Idk if him or Landin

tell me that's not motherfucking Léo wearing the 16

who the fuck are these people
dida edmilson lucio is all I recognize.

YEEEEOOOO! Fuckin' right we did big man!

are you stuck in 2010

>Toninho Cerezo
u wot

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santiago_Fernández_(footballer)
The goat
>mfw someone fucked up his wikipedia article

Probably someone who is not known at all considering how shitty the team was prior to maybe the 2000s - but in recent memory Jimmy Conrad and Frankie Hejduk ring a bell.

All the token niggers. Aogo, Cacao, Asamoah, Odonkor, etc.

How many have you won since? How many have you won, when you have had arguably one of the best teams in it?

FUCK OFF YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A PLAYER.

Because he's shit in games that matter.

>boateng

let it go breh

guille franco man, he was so shit and aguirre still played him most games in that 2010 WC

Why are you a Sporting or Porto supporter?

Alternatively, Nemanja "I Honestly Thought We Were Playing Volleyball" Vidić.