OFFICIAL PHILLIES AT CUBS GAME THREAD

Heyward not playing, Based Zobrist in the 2 hole

get in here for afternoon baseball

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Got a nasty feeling about this one, boys.

Brought out the whiskey for this one just in case.

But still, Go Cubs!

well it might rain

defense is on a roll
bats are back from the dead

so, what is your main concern?

The Phillies manhandling us last summer still fresh in my mind.

>this game

I attended the one where the Phillies put up 11 runs. Whole place was plastered by the end. Barely even remember Ross's home run and the inning he pitched

fuck rain

How can one man be ZO BASED?

God damn, we might actually get 4-5 guys as allstar starters.

soler did it holy shit

Black magic strikes again!

Soler does not suck when Heyward is out.

based Soler

KEEP SOLER

BASED GEORGE

Soler Power > Rain

SOLER POWER

I was sitting right where it landed cubsbro

>bryant playing first

And they both suck when Heyward is in

>Lester being shit again

I can't possibly be the only one who thinks that the Wrigley announcer sounds like he's saying "Anthony Rizzo" whenever he says "Addison Russel", can I? Confuses the shit out of me every time.

oh good i thought i was the only one

Oh god that's been fucking killing me all season. I'm glad someone else years it too.

Is Baez' walk up song 'Informer'?

I can't believe Baez didn't beat that out

yes

i can't believe it's not butter

>the dick was sucky

what are ya snacking on, bros?

boston lager and salt n vinegar chips

You can get salt and vinegar crisps in burgerland?

of course

Lester is going to give up runs this inning

what kinda question is that? they're objectively the best chips we have

My doubles override your prediction.

sup bois, faked being sick at work so i could go home and watch some baseball and make memes

is this fucking little league

what in the fuck

what the fuck was that

it wont be lesters fault

What about cheese and onion?

I haven't seen that around so I don't know. sounds good though

Coffee and bacon here for me

we have sour cream and onion and cheese and sour cream

but no

Phillies are cheaters like the Brewers? or Cubs continue to be unluckiest team of all time?

sour cream and cheese is top tier desu

cheese and onion have a too pronounced flavour of onion for my taste

ZO BASED

dinger pls

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SOLER HATERS BTFO

W E W

KEEP SOLER

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Where da soler h8ers at

right here niqqa come at me

confused

wewd dont give a fuck

inb4 Baez dinger

remember when Baez was batting like .330

Soler getting both rbis.
Makin me est my words.

Fuggg this guy est's his words were doomed

>OUT OF THE PARK
OUT OF THE PARK
>OUT OF THE PARK
OUT OF THE PARK
>OUT OF THE PARK
OUT OF THE PARK
>OUT OF THE PARK
OUT OF THE PARK

DAVID ROSS

GO BAEZ some coffee

BOSS ROSS GETS 300

I WANT TO BE FOREVER YOUNG
NUMBA 100 FOR GRANDPA

OLD MAN BOSS

kill me

LITERALLY SHOULD START THE ALLSTAR GAME

Aghhhhhh!!!!

>cubs 15-6 in ross starts
>his dingers are all so entertaining
Montero back-up catcher when

THAT FUCKER LEFT THE YARD

>Grandpa Rossy is a better hitter than a guy we're paying almost a quarter billion to

wew lads

what % of games has Ross started this last month? I feel like I've seen him way more

FOREVER YOUNG
I WANT TO BE
FOREVER YOUNG

never would have guessed david ross was close to 100 career home runs

Not only is he hitting better (right now at least) he is leagues ahead of montero as a catcher

Miggy was out for a week or two early in the week.

don't know %, but he did start more because Montero was injured.

Well I hope they go w/ the hot hand from here

CHECKED

CHECK FOWLE'S TRIPS

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>tfw this is all soler's doing
ITT Thank based George

trips for fowler

>post trips
>Fowlers gets a trip

WEW Wizard

see

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these are now checked

He was the start when monty was injuries and he had a tendency to come in at the end of games.

But with how Ross has been playing bot in his catching and hitting, anyone who things monty is better than him is a goddamn retard.

get thread confirmed

triple doubles checked

ohhhh shit the quad

QUADS CHECKED

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witnessed

HURF DURF UR A FAGET