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Brits can't bench right edition

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Am I doing this right?

>140 poons
>skeleton
wut

>But is it fun?
Not exactly fun, I just like working out. It's a good way to waste time

>what i am aiming is something entertaining to pour time on, a hobby
Are you looking for something that you can do indoors or what?

>do you know why this happens?
There's a lot of conflicting opinions on why it happens, you might just want to read the wiki
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depersonalization_disorder

Not brown enough

soon

Is that true or is it a meme?

t. not a Brit

I like Asian porn when a girl is being interviewed for something and somehow the interviewer ends up with his mouth on her tits

...

I thought that was just how job interviews went in asia

His knees are weak, his squats shit scoobert said he aint ready asking dumb question on /fit/ about mom's spaghetti

That seems to happen a lot in AZN
That and Frenching
I rarely if ever see non-AZN French each other

Interviewers get the most pussy in Asia.

In America pizza delivery boys get the most pussy, followedby plumbers and cable repairmen.

>when you waste your entire Vacation playing runescape and playing/buying video games

Nice job, Japan.

Is this true or just a meme?

t. Not an AZN

thoughts?

Guys it's already 11pm, time for bed soon.

Does that mean butter in Swedish?

I think it might be from stress desu, thanks for letting me know America

Post gym stories

>two really beefy asians go to my gym every other morning at 6am
>for convenience sake, lets call them Ping and Pong
>Ping has the gym's record for squat and deadlift
>they always stretch all over the floor and do weird military crawls around the deadlift mats
>before Ping guy does a set of squats, Pong smacks him on his butt to loosen it up or something
>thought they were just really metro until I saw Pong biting Ping's ear when they thought nobody was watching
>later found out from a friend that they were gay lovers

Rate my gf

>Skub is a perfectly natural material that has NO effect on physical performance

hey fuck you

Guys, what is skub?

>tfw baja chan saved my spam photo

Just ask your doctor about it, there might actually be something wrong if you're experiencing it all the time

>Nobody got my hint and linked me a video to fap to
:(

basically steroid creme

only 9pm here

If you don't use skub everyday you aint my nigga

Just go to to /gif/ and look for JAV you mongoloid

Alberta or Saskatchewan?

>why yes, I use skub

oil land

reminder

Does it work or is it just a meme?

t. not a skub user

>gif
>doesnt move

you don't control big iceland!

>No, I don't use skub

Yeah, they can be pretty fucking weird

that reminds me, what ever happened to the canadian poster that always posted threads

>walk into gym

with really, really distasteful pictures

Annexation of Alberta when

they don't appeal to my specific fetish tho and they rarely give sauce

No it's not, it's only 8:00 and Imma bout to go play pool with the boys

Neato

lmgtfy.com/?q=ゲイポルノ

>they rarely give sauce
Half of the posts on /gif/ are people giving sauce

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>that OC

Thank you, i thought i've lost that picture.

How do I make my college room look like I'm a normie?

I'm thinking christmas lights, good idea?

Pretty neat desu

cum lol

>I ALWAYS use skub in my daily routine

Should I go to Trump's inauguration lads?

modern day samurai desu

explain joke?

Of course.

I have a shit ton of them if you need them

38 days left until I turn 21.
Can I lose my virginity within that time frame, /cum/?

>walk into gym
>walk into gym

He always made pictures in the OP with bloated dead children hanging from nooses. Jesus fucking Christ.
It's fucked up to think there are people out there like that. I'll put up with a lot of shit, but nothing to do with harm or sick sexual shit with kids.
Fuck, they walk among us. Could be somebody you know. People like that should be fucking killed.

>that first SKUB of the day

>Sississippi

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little comment p and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the comment. The "epic" "lol, cum", isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a north american general. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic australian NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "LOL, CUM." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Would you fuck a midget /cum/

Nice to see /cum/ getting posts.
Proud of you.

Yes, I'll be there too

Im approaching the 24hr mark of no sleep.
I've slept on average 4-5 hours each night from Monday. I honestly feel like I'm going to die or cry

>Skub? Gross! Did I also mention I eat out the elderly?

>drink alcohol continuously
>repeat until you wake up mysteriously hours later

but I'm too lazy to scroll through shit :(

Easily with prostitutes.

Nah that's weird, bro

>Missouri

That's enough for now.

Thanks!

Still haven't scrubbed the bathtub lads.

How??

yeah
So fucking good

Can't do that. Reading a paper on depression with type 2 diabetes. I've to write a summary for it, due Monday

yeah but its gotta be one of those hot midgets

>I use skub

Sorry, I should have specified that I want to lose it to a girl who's willing to do it
>for free
or at least after a date

careful that black mold will grow

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can hardly see your nigger filled state on the map LMAO

>"user skub isn't real, stop being weird hehe. Lets go get drunk in your room."

this is how girls talk, right?

THICC

There's no mold as far as I can tell. I was hoping the first freeze would kill the flies though.

>tfw japanese at heart

my gf in pic

>0.1 off

pipe down fattass

>the morbidly obese states north and east of California

>mississippi talking about that...

What's your gf's name again?

once again, Mississippi provides a great "At least we're not Mississippi" moment for the MissAlaGa triplets.

Thanks for being the shittiest of the three, Mississippi.

t. Alabamian

I didn't mention Wednesday that I still have pot of moldy beans in the refrigerator from late June.

>mississippi
probably from all that skub they use in their foods

>*commits suicide*

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Take better care of yourself my brother.

>you get skinner the further west you go
so west coast is better then least coast?

That's a goddamn lie and you know it. One handful of skub basically makes you king of the beach