>wake up
>you're Chinese in Vancouver
Wat do?
Wake up
Racemix with white girls
gb2 sleep
be mean with non-chinese in the bus
Well that never happens
Take the ferry to Victoria.
Leaf
Just saying. That's what I would do in that situation.
make some rice and breed rice
count my newfound yuan, then figure out a way to launder it
go back china to kill myself
Buy up all the properties
>wake up in West Point Grey mansion daddy bought me
>hear that a friend of mine just bought a white Bentley
>realize that I need to upstage him to be better than him
>go buy a white Rolls Royce because it is more expensive than Bentleys
>drive my Rolls Royce downtown and drive into puddles to splash a couple white pedestrians
>buy a $2500 sweater that says "KETAMINE" on it
>go eat A&W mama burger combo for dinner
>call up my "tutor" and yell at him about why he hasn't finished "editing" my term paper
>go to sleep
I'll produce self-hating hapa children that'll mature into Eliot Rodgers, of course.
thank god, I am not canadian
are asians truly smart?
This is strangely specific and yet accurate
shouldn't you know?
Nope. They all cheat on their tests, so they only appear to be smart.
i am jewish
Buy all the land around me.
I am so sorry
some laws make that not work anymore, you have to rent them, live on them out, or be fined
make money
Yes. Whites like to deny it, but East Asians are smarter than all but the Ashkenazi Jews.
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those ppl are not hungarians u dumb fuck leaf
Open sushi restraunt
Artificially push up house prices by %600
So qt desu
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