Wake up

>wake up
>you're Chinese in Vancouver
Wat do?

Racemix with white girls

gb2 sleep

be mean with non-chinese in the bus

Well that never happens

Take the ferry to Victoria.

Leaf

Just saying. That's what I would do in that situation.

make some rice and breed rice

count my newfound yuan, then figure out a way to launder it

go back china to kill myself

Buy up all the properties

>wake up in West Point Grey mansion daddy bought me
>hear that a friend of mine just bought a white Bentley
>realize that I need to upstage him to be better than him
>go buy a white Rolls Royce because it is more expensive than Bentleys
>drive my Rolls Royce downtown and drive into puddles to splash a couple white pedestrians
>buy a $2500 sweater that says "KETAMINE" on it
>go eat A&W mama burger combo for dinner
>call up my "tutor" and yell at him about why he hasn't finished "editing" my term paper
>go to sleep

I'll produce self-hating hapa children that'll mature into Eliot Rodgers, of course.

thank god, I am not canadian

are asians truly smart?

This is strangely specific and yet accurate

shouldn't you know?

Nope. They all cheat on their tests, so they only appear to be smart.

i am jewish

Buy all the land around me.

I am so sorry

some laws make that not work anymore, you have to rent them, live on them out, or be fined

make money

Yes. Whites like to deny it, but East Asians are smarter than all but the Ashkenazi Jews.

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those ppl are not hungarians u dumb fuck leaf

Open sushi restraunt

Artificially push up house prices by %600

So qt desu

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