/mlb/ General: >DOYERS edition

>doyers

BAL:Mark Trumbo blasts 15th home run in victory
MIA:Ozuna stays hot with three more hits
NYM:Granderson slugs walk-off HR vs. Dodgers
LA:Urias fails to make it out of 3rd in debut
NYY:Tanaka goes seven scoreless vs. Rays
TOR:Donaldson clubs two homers to beat Red Sox
ATL:Erick Aybar leaves game after hit by pitch
SEA:Mariners place Leonys Martin on 15-day DL
ARZ:David Peralta (wrist) to return next weekend?
ARZ:Rubby De La Rosa (elbow) placed on DL
ARZ:Shelby Miller (finger) lands on disabled list
DET:Justin Upton (quad) returns to lineup Friday

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First place tomorrow lads

A's

m-mariners

Jays

I don't know how you call out Kinsler on that, what could be the justification

Nth for being .500

>doyers got BTFO

today was a good day

That is unbelievably stupid.

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Yankees needed that win, was a good day for pitching and A-Rod.

Christen will guide the Yankees to 28

>Poolio Uranus

NICE PROSPECT YOU GOT THERE, DOYERFAGS

>yfw the mariners win the eries

>Poo-lee-oh Urine-ass

LOL

reminder retarded blue jays fans actually think the team is going to make the postseason and that estrada and happ are going to maintain 2.5 ERAs for the entire season and a shit offense that can barely score more than 4 runs a game and literally 3 relievers that can actually throw strikes and dont load the bases

Train harder Jaybro

Nice blog where do I subscribe?

>this is considered an "elite" prospect in Los Angeles

TOP LEL MATE

Yeah but what's his DG ERA?

I told you so

At least we're still above .500. for now...

Anybody want to make a new general? I don't post in trip fag threads.

GG O's, glad our bats at least showed up. Hoping to take 1 of the 3 but we'll see.

Go ahead and watch the throne family we comin for dat ass

>disastros

almost two months into the season and this is >our first series against them, >we really could've used those free wins sooner

Not if robin has anything to say about it

His teammate interfered in the play. Since the teammate was already out due to the catch, they call out the runner.

>this is a 10 in the gay area
Barf.

Dammit what idiot put Coghlan in over Smolinski

>A's too scared to pitch Miggy

he didn't run until it hit his teammate

is he out because he ran?

>whos collapse

The crash and burn is real

>asstros

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whos going to trade for rasmus this season

Fire Robin Ventura

Did somebody say give ventura a contract extension?

>15 years
>2 postseasons

Fire KW too.

Almost caught a foul ball

WHY CAN'T I STOP SWINGING AT CHANGE UPS IN THE DIRT ON THE SHOW

FUCKING HELL

I knew it. This is what you get when you build up "prospects" nothing beats the traditional method of finding and trading for good players. There is nothing special about Urias and I hope he goes back to whatever pissing ground he came from.

And have more fans show up to the ballgames? Not on my watch

a good changeup is the best pitch in baseball imo

>scherzer

Can we all stop with the "farm system" meme now?

I told you all in the offseason the Astros are shit. You all laughed at me and said >hurr look at their farm system they will be GOAT

The other day I said the Angels are better than the Dodgers. Same thing from you guys. Their offense relies on three kids, and their "phenom" pitching prospect just got BTFO. They are absolute shit when Kershaw doesn't pitch.

TL;DR: Apologize.

Fucking kek is this ur bitch ass I just beat

the farm system worked for the red sox tho

Online Show butthurt is my favorite kind of butthurt

I won't apologize but I will say that muh prospects is overrated in 2016

same people gushing over Urias are gushing over Dansby Swanson and both are overrated

I'm still pissed we gave up too much for Shelby but it's not as bad as everyone says

>he says as the snakes are getting BTFO by the dads

:(

git gud

K
E
K

Absolutely. Nothing beats a good fastball/change up combo.

I don't know why we don't teach kids this when they're young instead of breaking balls fucking up their arms.

>mfw

the rookie Goatmer going for the CGSO

> Reddick

True, but it shows what relying on your farm system is - a crapshoot. Luckily for them it worked it their favor.

>loosing the cuckies
>gints

>tfw comfy friday night after a win

>Fulmer

>being excited about a rookie pitcher with an innings limit

rip goatmer

it has a lower k rate than any other breaking pitch

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Rank the Dodgers "phenoms" from bad to utter essence of shit:

5. >Ethier "The Crutch"
4. Joke Pederson
3. Baezes loaded
2. Pig
1. Urias will never pitch in the mlb ever again.

Soon
fangraphs.com/blogs/baseballs-new-approach-to-the-changeup/

How can you be in first if we're still half a game ahead?

Mariners destroy opponents at away games and win games dramatically in front of a small crowd at Safeco. After setting fans' expectations this way, then Mariners lose completely and disappoint fans in front of large crowds

>implying you won't lose

its been worse than i could have imagined this year

THE METS IN FIRST PLACE!!!!

NATS THE MEME TEAM BLOW THE FUCK OUT!

>>T___ks

good read.

my kid is gunna bat lefty and throw 95 but I'll make him mix in a three-finger change too

This makes me happy. The circle change was my favorite pitch to throw in high school, righty or lefty. Nothing felt better than making a guy completely whiff at a pitch a mile in front of him.

just triples

you guys really fucked up with miller, no idea why you would get him to stop throwing his sinker, it makes no sense, he never had elite putaway pitches

>your team has lost 5 straight to the motherfucking barves

>having a team

what do you want, cain went out in the second from an injured hamstring

>marlels

also your owner is suing his fucking fans (previous season ticket holders!) because they stopped paying for their season tickets

he's such a piece of shit

I still trying to understand how the braves went from winner of the nl east every year for 2 decades to shit in a year

Trust me I fucking know. fuck loria. I wont actively follow my team until he sells the team. The only reason I know about them is because the girl I care about is a marlels fan

plus half of >our currently good hitters were on the fucking bench
get well soon pence & belt, pull your shit together duffy & span

What a fukn beta

LMAO

What is the most fedora pitch in baseball? Hard mode: no knuckleball.

I'd go with the palmball. Or maybe the knucklecurve.

its literally the knuckleball though

Is this our punishment for actually having a stretch of good baseball early on?

Did one of us incur the wrath of karma when we were at the top of the AL?

Is this team just allowed to have any nice things whatsoever that even if something nice were had, it's immediately taken away?

Just, why?

>Hard mode: no knuckleball

then its not even worth talking about

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>hit a grand slam late
>still lose

no knuckleball, no topic

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Stop spamming this basic bitch blonde.

make Chance your new manager

it's so amazing

god is good

LTBU

Fire

Robin

Ventura

I hope for you status that you have a girl.

>1058506938 games back from the division a week ago
>Ausmus has a temper tantrum
>2 games back from the division a week later

Kek

>Baseball gods: What's that? The White Sox are leading the AL at the start of May? Well we just can't have that! COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE

looks like a younger female version of hurdle tbqh

still would fuck

if I was going to the major I would still use that pitch

>shitposting a 19 year old who's already in the majors

you faggots are such lowlives you make me feel like a normie by comparison. fucking despicable.