What does sex feel like?

What does sex feel like?

when you find out, let the rest of us know

not the buttery bliss you're imagining

trust, vajeen feels pretty loose after fapping for so god damn long

honestly if you even had sex you probably wouldn't be able to cum, wouldn't be able to get in the right mood since you're conditioned to performing sexual actions alone and the pressure of the situation will shrivel your penis inwards

this is my worst fear

coins and milk

like bags of sand

Like a yeti eating frozen spaghetti

death grip syndrome is a bitch

don't fap for at least three days (a week is best really) before a day when you're going out and think there's a chance you get laid

>hanging out with a qt after work
>at her house, watching some shitty country karaoke show
>turn on the charm
>she actually laughs at my jokes
>move in for the kill and start kissing her
>she kisses back
>run hand down her pants
>"do you want to go upstairs?" she asks me
>no shit I do
>we go upstairs
>her bed is really low, the mattress is practically on the floor
>whatever, let's get it on
>start fucking
>not bad
>flip her over for doggy
>have to basically squat at a 60 degree angle to get at her
>thighs start burning
>back starts hurting
>oh god the pain
>pretend to cum so I can stop
It's overrated tbhwyfam

>got an account on a private porn tracker
>fucking shitloads of HD porn, catalogued perfectly, tagged for each niche it fills
I don't think I'll ever be able to stop jerking off m8

bags of sand

Like a loving embrace from Anne Frank

Loser

feels pretty gud

How do I get in on this?

Public tracker seeders have the worst fucking taste. The only thing you can download is XXX BRAZZERS BIG TIT MILF DOES ANAL

>t.kissless virgin

Who /fakedanorgasm/ before here?

It's not worth the effort tbqh

If you really want to though,

only done it once while really drunk and fucking for like an hour and just got bored so i told her i was done. pretty sure she knew it was bs

salty milk and coins mexico

done it more than id care to admit, when im tired as shit and she wants to fuck around i just give her 10 on the dick and eat her out the rest of the time

like a penguin in a tank top

sex is overrated

it's a chore 2bh

Just remember, once you finally have it, the eagle will return to the center of your flag, OP

>no friends
>kissless, handholdless virgin
>completely autistic
>unable to maintain meaningful relationships with people
>was picked on in school
>no prospects in life
>only reason still alive is cause mother loves me

Going to kill myself if something doesn't change soon. Go Cavs.

if you cant get laid the day cavs win the title and everyone is piss drunk and happy you should honestly off yourself cause thats pathetic

not as good as wanking desu

It's her job to bend over at the perfect height. Tell her next time how to be a proper dog

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