What does sex feel like?
What does sex feel like?
when you find out, let the rest of us know
not the buttery bliss you're imagining
trust, vajeen feels pretty loose after fapping for so god damn long
honestly if you even had sex you probably wouldn't be able to cum, wouldn't be able to get in the right mood since you're conditioned to performing sexual actions alone and the pressure of the situation will shrivel your penis inwards
this is my worst fear
coins and milk
like bags of sand
Like a yeti eating frozen spaghetti
death grip syndrome is a bitch
don't fap for at least three days (a week is best really) before a day when you're going out and think there's a chance you get laid
>hanging out with a qt after work
>at her house, watching some shitty country karaoke show
>turn on the charm
>she actually laughs at my jokes
>move in for the kill and start kissing her
>she kisses back
>run hand down her pants
>"do you want to go upstairs?" she asks me
>no shit I do
>we go upstairs
>her bed is really low, the mattress is practically on the floor
>whatever, let's get it on
>start fucking
>not bad
>flip her over for doggy
>have to basically squat at a 60 degree angle to get at her
>thighs start burning
>back starts hurting
>oh god the pain
>pretend to cum so I can stop
It's overrated tbhwyfam
>got an account on a private porn tracker
>fucking shitloads of HD porn, catalogued perfectly, tagged for each niche it fills
I don't think I'll ever be able to stop jerking off m8
bags of sand
Like a loving embrace from Anne Frank
Loser
feels pretty gud
How do I get in on this?
Public tracker seeders have the worst fucking taste. The only thing you can download is XXX BRAZZERS BIG TIT MILF DOES ANAL
>t.kissless virgin
Who /fakedanorgasm/ before here?
It's not worth the effort tbqh
If you really want to though,
only done it once while really drunk and fucking for like an hour and just got bored so i told her i was done. pretty sure she knew it was bs
salty milk and coins mexico
done it more than id care to admit, when im tired as shit and she wants to fuck around i just give her 10 on the dick and eat her out the rest of the time
like a penguin in a tank top
sex is overrated
it's a chore 2bh
Just remember, once you finally have it, the eagle will return to the center of your flag, OP
>no friends
>kissless, handholdless virgin
>completely autistic
>unable to maintain meaningful relationships with people
>was picked on in school
>no prospects in life
>only reason still alive is cause mother loves me
Going to kill myself if something doesn't change soon. Go Cavs.
if you cant get laid the day cavs win the title and everyone is piss drunk and happy you should honestly off yourself cause thats pathetic
not as good as wanking desu
It's her job to bend over at the perfect height. Tell her next time how to be a proper dog
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