/NFL/ general : I'm out of editions edition

FA:Report: Jets offering Fitzpatrick 3-year deal
SEA:Seattle still eyeing Week 1 for Rawls, Graham
DAL:Cowboys not interested in trading DMC or Alf
CAR:Kelvin Benjamin (ACL) at practice Thursday
DET:Taylor Decker opens OTAs at left tackle
DET:Abdullah rehabbing January shoulder surgery
FA:Arian Foster: 'I probably need another month'
NO:Saints, Brees have not negotiated in 2 months
SEA:Report: Lynch told teammates he might play
DAL:Zeke Elliott behind McFadden at Cowboys OTAs
NYJ:Protesting for Fitzpatrick, Decker skips OTAs
PIT:Ladarius Green sidelined after ankle surgery

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>So I told jeffrey lurie to fire andy reid.. he actually did it the absolute madman hahahahahahaha!

Occasional reminder that the Browns are winning the AFC North this season

The Detroit Lions are a fun team to watch to be honest

>roster is Joe Thomas, Gary Barnidge and a bunch of guys who wouldn't make it past the first round of camp cuts on any other team
doubt.jpeg

I'd take Joe Haden in a second tbqh

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not happening lol. browns lowkey had a horrible draft.

Yes, my sorry as team would take him, too. Was hoping Danny Shelton would fall to us in last year's draft. Was being facetious obviously, but it's a really bad roster.

>It's 2:41 AM and the Cleveland Browns just drafted another receiver.

Dont mind me, just finishing these stupid ass texts I got for months.

>they want you to pay to text them
For some reason, it stopped after this though..

>Failed
MMS checked the shit out of your privilege.

>takes corey coleman over doctson and laquan treadwell
>takes fucking ricardo louis in the 4th round with pharoh cooper still on the board
browns fo is fucking autistic

>autistic
Moneyball m8, its the definition of autism.

Kek dont mind that deleted post, this flew over my head

In a "they're going 0-16 again, holy shit" kinda way, yeah.

R8 my MUT defense

4-3
DL Mack, Poe, Sapp, D. Bryant
LB another Mack, Miller, Lauranaitis (?)
DB Jeremy Lane, T.J. Carrie, Walter thurmond, DRC, mike Adams, Brian Dawkins

Have you beat the memorial day challenges? I ragequit them and started drinkin
Fuck the pants one

Does someone here unironically give their money to the EA jew or all these Madden posts just b8?

You must be smoking on that ganja my main man with a plan. They will be a good team next year desu. Try again senpai.

I just got madden 16 because i havnt had a football game since i was 14.

Im not buying any more of them after playing this shit.

Regular teams with friends is pretty fun tho.

Quite the contrary, quitting the green for a bit, need to find a new job and those piss test gimmicks are way too risky to try.

>not just torrenting the game, or making infinite monies on the mobile version, thusly jewing the EA jew.

>trusting a literal jew
Nice try

Yeah I've never done the tests myself but it seems like from my friends that it works about 60-70% of the time.

fuck steph curry

>Jew recommends jewing other jews

Yeah I've opened the door to some pretty good job opportunities (we're talkin 50 dollarydoos an hour for fucking vacuuming) and have made a name for myself with some higher ups, so 60-70% isnt going to cut it for me.

I can let it go for a couple months...

That Jew is OK, he isn't a faggot

I actually know that, doesnt mean Im not going to throw some light bants his way.

>₪0.03 has been deposited into your account!

$(ers

Rewatched walking with dinosaurs with my little brother, gave me an idea for some dank new OC.

how the fuck did you make 50 bucks an hour vacuuming, if it's a steady job, I would do that in a heartbeat.

Probably sanitizes crime scenes for an organized crime outfit.

lyl, if you lads want a slight chuckle, google "Cardinals roster"

I started out doing random work at conventions and this guy at the bar would hire people to set up booths for his clients and he needed somebody who could lay carpet.
I've known how to do it since I was 17 and he liked me and his boss had me do some carpet for his clients, and everybody liked me.
Next thing I know I end up being one of his main Vegas workers and I did another job awhile ago vacuuming booths before shows.

Now he wants me to be his main guy for that because I dont fuck off even when Im working alone. Only catch is im technically not high up in the union despite working there for so long because I didnt get in my first intake and I couldnt pass a drug test in the last 2 years so I dont have a higher rank in the union.

So tldr if I pass a drug test and get my badge (which you need to get into the LVCC), Ill be able to do these jobs without drug tests as long as I dont have an accident.
In this line of work its literally who you know and if you get caught slacking.

pretty cool, i plan to be working phlebotomy earning about 10 something an hour working 8 hrs a day since that's the best I could find with entry level. Shit, but I needed something I could start immediately when I got to SLC and that's the best that I could find.

also, man you should pass the drug test and just move up, it'll take a little, but it sounds like it would definitely be worth it.

Yeah, I've already stopped. I have a friend who wants me to try this gimmicky warm piss thingmagig in my pants so we can still smoke, but its not worth it to me.

I dont even have to quit permenantly, just be able to pass 1 test. Considering how lucky I am to have gotton this opportunity anyways it aint even worth it.

Pull up on the block, think that im kobe

Take yo tired ass rhymes out homie

K

>not recognizing a challenge

Darren McFadden was top 5 in rushing yards last year
>it was also the fewest amount of 1000 yard rushers since 1991

Damn

tends to happen, the league has gone full pass, and it's really pretty cool.

Do you think one day rushing will die out in the NFL or do you think the game is trendy?

rushing will never die out because you will always have talented rushers at any point in time in the league. The west coast offense combined with the best era of QBs ever seen has made the league extremely pass happy. This trend will continue, but the NFL follows trends, which are often made by the pats due to belichick's innovation combined with the rest of his coaching staff, i.e.
>Welker-manlet quick reciever
>Gronk-big athletic receiving tight ends

Also, there's a point during 'do your job' in which Mcdaniels is talking about how he and other coaches would often go to belichick with what they thought were new ideas which actually turned out to be stuff belichick had just run 30 years ago. Running won't die, and I'm sure that it will return at somepoint, perhaps just with a new generation of talented rushers, or a new type of rusher.

>Welker invented short slot recievers
>Gronk invented receiving tight ends

fucking kill yourself m8. Shit like that is why everyone hates patsfag

Who are the top 5 RBs in the game atm?
1.AD
who else though?

1. Adrian Peterson
2. Leveon Bell
3.Todd Gurley
4.Jamaal Charles
5.Lesean Mccoy?

Fuck...

>tfw

Yeah it was hard for me to think of 5 really good ones too.

>Madden 08

Shit nigga I still play it too.

Girly before charles ...gtfo

>because you can't spell Reapers without "ea"
kek

I only just found out that there was a mod that updated all the rules like Overtime, Kickoffs, Extra points, challenges, etc. etc.

Shit's pretty cash.

I focus much more on passing game than ground and trenches when I watch football, hence my analysis of run game isn't the greatest

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Carson wentz will be the best quarterback in the NFC east in the year 2019
With Colt McCoy being a far second

1. Adrian Peterson
2. LeVeon Bell
3. Todd Gurley
4. David Johnson
5. Jamaal Charles

1. gurley
2. ad
3. charles
4. bell
5. lacy

colt "most likely to have CTE" mccoy?

>puckers had the lead for 0 min 0 sec
>still win
Only in Detroit :(

>thumb barely grazes facemask
>can tell the defensive player did everything in his power to avoid the facemask
>Rodgers goes full actor mode swinging his head and fucking up his chinstrap while at the bottom of the pile
>free play

Only in Detroit :(

Literally the greatest QB of this century

>can't defend the most difficult to pull off pass play in the game
>don't put your 6'5" transformer with a vertical of 40 inches out to defend hail maries
wahhh wahhh
detroit deserved what they got
>underthrowing djax that badly
babby arm confirmed
vick would have had him in the end zone

That's why they're fun to watch :)

Who cares Packers still got got

that offensive linemen behind mccarthy seems pretty undersized

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>Carson wentz will be the best quarterback in the NFC east in the year 2019
Ya, no shit? By 2019, Eli and Romo would have retired.

1. Chris Harris Jr.
2. Richard Sherman
3. Patrick Peterson
4. Darius Slay
5. Desmond Trufant
6. Darrelle Revis
7. Joe Haden
8. Josh Norman
9. Johnathan Joseph
10. Vontae Davis

Sherman is still too high desu.
>le cover's 2/3rd receivers then brags about how they rarely get targeted man

Bell
Gurley
Peterson
Charles
Hyde

Its another tripfag jerk off session

>Bell is better than Peterson because he had one good year with an elite passing offense while Peterson has black Alex Smith

>Nelson Agholor.webm
GJGE

bell is better because AP is old

>got got
It's not got until they sweep them

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His age doesn't matter until his performance actually drops. AP still had the 2nd best year among RBs behind Doug Martin and has had an All-Pro season pretty much every year of his career.

Would not bang

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puke

>anyone in this league
>a better rusher than AP

nigga, AP is literally HoF tier

This, such a shame he's never won a super bowl

I dare you to find a team with a worst offensive line than Houston

the vikings are not a good team to be on if you want a ring

Cursed? Or is it water under the bridge?

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I said he's HoF, I don't think he's deserves a ring.

The motherfucker has fumbled away every chance he had at even getting there.

fran tarkenton
carl eller
alan page
john randle
randall mcdaniel
cris carter
randy moss
adrian peterson

what do these players all have in common?

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Jesus, I didnt reuse it was that bad

dolphins

If the punters are elite then the gnats are WE WUZ KANGZ for sure

At least Houston has *a* good O-lineman in Duane Brown. That's more than most teams can say.

>BUH LE INJURY PRONE

So is literally everyone.

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