I wish I was born in an Anglo country

I wish I was born in an Anglo country.

>Canada
>USA

>Anglo

They have an Anglo economical and political system and an Anglo culture and Anglo vision of the world.

You shouldn't

I don't know 2bh, surveys here say we're only like 60% anglo I think but my folks are English and almost everyone I know has at least some muh heritage from there

>l'herbe est plus verte chez le voisin

also
>captcha is select images with grass

I lived in America in a family in the region of Boston, American people >>>>>>>>>>>>>> French people and white American people are well-off.

England is French clay, all anglo countries are French countries

>USA
>Canada
>Culture

I'd rather be cultureless than raised in FUCKING PORTUGAL

You just rekt, pal

France is English clay.

Thus proving my point.

Thus eat shit

*kicks you*
*punches your nose*

I wish I weren't born

Portugal>leafland

>Poortugal > a fucking leaf

We're better than both your shitholes too

Fuck Shitsugol.

France is essentially the same as England, just get the train here and you'll fit right in

Are we considered anglo due to british influence?

I wish I was born in Austria-Hungary

this

putain d'traƮtre, va tchav au lac sale cotorep

absolutely not

kys traitor

I wish i wasn't so depressed all the time

absolutely yes
you nearly became a country of the UK once like how much more anglo can you get

You're drowning in it Pootugal.

North America is a cultural powerhouse exporting our diarrhoea culture worldwide.

We are not Anglo, we are Franco. Please do not use these false maps !

>exporting
All you guys do is reprocess our shit from our emigrants. Do you think pizza is North-American, or something?

Creating Jazz and Blockbuster movies is about your continent's only contribution that wasn't already existing somewhere else.

Even Brazil has more culture than you guys, and I'm being honest. Culture develops through struggle, and you cunts just haven't had it for the most part. Not like it's your fault, but there's no point in turning a blind eye to it.

What struggle has Portugal had in the last century other than being poor and irrelevant?

North America has struggled with clashing cultures all it's existence. We tamed a new continent while you couldn't even tame your own homeland.

Success breeds jealousy, it's true. Time you recognise you're jealous.

Too bad they don't teach you history, leaf. Also,
>last century

Mate, my country is almost 5x older than yours. It was during famine that we actually discovered your sorry ass frozen wasteland that we used to fish and nothing else. Check where the "Newfoundland" name comes from.

We've had plenty of time to struggle, succeed and struggle again. It'll happen to you, though, don't worry.

I value britians opinion over a white flag's

50% of your flag is white
checkmate

>controls half of Africa
>controls 1 quarter of South America
>several other islands around the world
>lose it all
>eternally irrelevant afterwards
>cucked by the EU krauts
>pay debnts

Triste!

Portugal, America, France and Canada are all my favourite cunts, stop arguing you're all top lad countries.

America - friendly and successful
Canada - Pretty place with cool people
Portugal - tasty food and hate spain with us.
France - Very similar to England and best rival.

>Be canada
>

Well sure, but you have to have bantz.

>he likes bantz

Canada could disappear into an alternate universe and life all over Earth would carry on as if nothing happened

Our humour is actually kind of similar to British humour. Maybe a bit towards the kiwi or Australian.

We like self deprecating jokes and sardonic sarcasm. You'll rarely get a straight answer out of us out of the gate if we can help it.

Not huge fans of cringe humour, though, for some reason.

I've a handful of Portuguese friends who are exactly like this. Top lads.

Desculpe, we invented insulin so Amerifats could exist.

You Euros should be eternally grateful for that.

We have a george cross given to us
Checkmate

Why isn't Ireland considered Anglo? The vast vast majority only speak English

oh you guys are definitely an Anglo cultured people

Anglo privilege.

>tfw I grew up speaking Wronglais

Sheeeeit man, let's trade lives. You that same frog who always says it's useless to learn French because it's an African language?