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England 425/8 (119.1 ov)
Sri Lanka

Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar
Ashadu an la ilaha ill Allah
Ashadu anna Muhammadan rasoolullah
Hayya'alas salah
La ilaha ill Allah

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1st for angelo matthews having a cheeky tenner on a moeen ali hundred this morning

NEW THREAD

>implying i'm going to a shitty thread with some random literally who australian woman in the OP instead of based mo

Are Sri Lanka Poo Peeland's cricket rivals now?

cricket is gay

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Inshallah brother. Based mo is killing it.

REAL OFFICIAL THREAD

Bored lads. Need that declaration so I can watch some comedy gold batting.

KEK

Herath is going to die of old age before getting his 300th scalp

Fuck off you autistic. Come back when you can score more than extras

He'll have to move into your home then

Which thread is official?

The one with based mo

t. British Pakistani

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Herath's century lads

how much do ashes tickets normally go for?

4 dollars

should be ~$30 for the next ashes, which is $25 in BSAD

Allah has truly smiled upon England today.

>LE UNIRONIC PANDERING LMAO

Rare flag

t. British Indian

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we're only up by 472

based boland

le chubby funny smile don't spin it alot but still a spin bowler man gets his 300th

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>(You)

>getting reverse sweeped for 4 by Jimmy

Time to retire son.

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t-they're already dead

literally going to make 500

lmao

Sort of feel bad for SL desu

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IT KEEPS HAPPENING

watching these sri lankans field today is like watching a retard trying to wank off a doorknob desu

Please watch our sport

In the same week there was a documentary about people who dress up in latex dog suits, and a primary school was in the news for refusing to use gender pronouns, based Moeen outscores all the infidels. If this isn't a clear sign I need to covert to Islam and start purging the west of degeneracy I don't know what is.

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>Ali 150
ALLAHU ACKBAR

WALLOP

really is a bit of a joke that bangladesh aren't playing test cricket at all this year, they were the better side at home against south africa last year and are actually quite a talented team, they'd probs be more competitive here than sri lanka

really have to question the icc's handling of the game

I dedicate this 150 to Allah

Welcome brother

It's up to the boards, which is why the West Indies play so much test cricket despite being poo at it these days

>implying moeen needs anyone to aid his purging of our decadent western ideology

youtube.com/watch?v=etPpKuYYxvk

this is all you'll be eating in 20 years

may allah bless us with more bountiful ready-meal combinations in the near future

>implying I'm not already eating

Only if those combinations are halal

>not waiting for the 500

Inshallah brother Allah will not permit the kuffar to taint our ready-meals with their hedonistic meat killing ways

I'm torn between absolutely despising muslims and thinking that they're all a big bunch of loveable retards. This advert does more for the latter.

>Declaration finally
Time for spaghetti

moeen for 200

these digits confirm

>you

>not waiting for 500

REEEEEE

bit of both tbqh

you get the absolute fucktards in syria, bangladesh, afghanistan and pakistan, but there's plenty who are great blokes

even >we've got our own share of based muslims

Is Zampa also a muslim or does Khawaja just love groping some twink ass?

Like every problem with minorities, it's culture that's the problem. a few refuse to adapt to the culture of the place and are drains on society, refusing to speak the language and being led towards crazy religious views. it's the same everywhere, look at blacks in america and blacks in england. blacks in america didn't integrate for whatever reason, they have their own awful culture and appalling crime rates etc. over here their just normal people who are part of society. it's hit and miss with muslim people whether they view the society they moved to as something they want to be a part of, or something they hate but for some reason insist on being here

what a meme way to get out, embarrassing

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Wew

>the shitty of Lanka

Jimmy's figures in the series

11 wickets
51 runs

sri lanka 531 ao (145.5 overs)

chandimal 145*
silva 111

clouderson 3-101
broad-3-92

england 145 ao (45 overs)

cook 50
root 38

herath 6-42
pradeep 2-26

sri lanka 112-0

Krazykuckold is seething right now

Why is cricket so boring

fly over to england early Amir?

I will genuinely suck off your dog if anywhere near that prediction comes true

>2016
>being a wog

t. Adolf Hitler

>their

blease

unsure about how claiming race isn't an issue, it's simply the cultural background of a person and their willingness to adapt is racist or extreme

t. Goebbels

Are you a good person?

I'm up there m8

no, I'm a total shit

t. Cmon guys it's 2016 ffs

t. Erich von dem Bach-Zelewski

t. Hartley Shawcross

Hans-Friedrich Blunck

t. KrazyKrezja

t. Angry, obese, manlet, neckbeard, virgin loser bitter about your pathetic "life" and cope by writing disgusting vitriol in your sexist, racist, islamophobic hugbox with other literal human trash.

I'm ok

>pKuYYxvk

>Is that shepherd's pie? I can smell.

+i come across p friendly
+i'm generous
+not self centred in any way

-prone to jealousy
-prone to holding grudges
-bit of a loose canon/i get fucked up and do stupid shit
-find socialization unbearable unless there's alcohol/drugs involved

well that escalated quickly

t. softcock

t. statscunt

is graeme flower related to andy pollock?

Is Ben Stokes related to the Strokes?