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half 7 is close enough to 9 to start drinking right
lads would anyone be interested in watching me play train simulator?
ye
anybody want to finish my econometrics assignment for me?
just for banter hah x
you can drink from 12:00 mate
fucking train wanker loves his trains
Brits r ugly tßh
aye go on then lad
gae us yer twitch
i'd be interested in watching you die of aggressive rectal cancer
started at half 6 tbf
only god to judge me
Hows trident lads
>the absolute state of Ed
christ
me in the casket
Happy Hour starts at 5 lad, no worries
does crime even happen in japan?
*feeds you to the dogs*
preparing myself
Hitler unironically didn't do anything wrong.
Reckon I've found my true calling in professional casket modelling
yes, but if the police think they won't be able to solve it within a short space of time, they don't record the crime as having occurred
Bet £100 she picks Daniel.
t. lad who knows Meet the Parents is 100% rigged
what kinda stuff do you want to keep?
I have advice on practically anything
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Avatar 2 will not be out until December 2018
Pathetic
cute dog
nice pets
me in the 79th row on the left
it seems like the sort of place you can leave your car unlocked for a year and nothing would happen
my fleshlight on the right
>darkie
earliest ive started is half 6
*plants a bouncing betty on your corpse*
*sprints at you with an Arisaka w/ bayonet*
*one shots you across the map with an MP40*
*corners your team in a corner of the map and calls in artillery on that spot*
*releases the dogs on an incredibly cramped map*
*runs you over wi' tank*
>youll never have this
bought myself a mask
Where did you find this picture of the missus and I with our bull?
he started a war for no reason and lost
you have 3 nice dogs there m8
>Malcolm McLaren's retard son is going to burn £10m worth of Sex Pistols memorabilia
SOMEONE STOP THIS ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>this post is sponsored by Spellcheck, without whom I couldn't possibly have correctly typed the word memorabilia
Not bothered, looks like the sort of girl Deano would go out with.
Worked 14 hours straight and slept 10 hours wew I'm still exhausted
state your purpose of sporting it
*expands westwards*
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>>this post is sponsored by Spellcheck, without whom I couldn't possibly have correctly typed the word memorabilia
Most reddit sentence I've read all week.
alright lads its me
>for no reason
the jews were creating a globalist government
fighting crime
the mardi gras disguise
keep in mind dogs replace children for some couples.
>for no reason
heard something about this on 5 live last night while I was trying to get to sleep
they had some posh wanker on who said he should sell it and give the money to charity, because it would be the punk thing to do
so? we are all human
Farage getting utterly barraged
Why upside down?
happened with my dad and stepmom
Jews aren't
getting the 'aine out
very fat bunny in my yard
any cocaine and bassline man in?
you must spend an awful lot of time on this 'reddit' I take it then?
do you like hurting other people?
you can kill jews without invading Poland and starting a massive war
cumming inside a girl without a condom is one of the top 10 feelings a human male can experience in his lifetime
genuinely pity you if you've never experienced it
>this time tomorrow it will be only a few hours before bedtime and then the work week begins again
cocaine yes just about to start
currently listening to garage though
sunday always feels a bit shit
is IVing heroin in this top 10
ye but afterwards you become convinced you've just thrown your life away
no only criminals
pipe down deano
cumming in a girl WITH a condom is also in the top 10
It was about the rootless international clique you dumb goy
The Jews were killed en masse as scapegoats as the clique was primarily Jewish
that's just cumming in a bit of rubber
Do you wear it?
>makes fun of white people
haha good banter
>makes fun of non-white people
bloody racist lock this animal uop
>make fun of christians
haha good banter
>make fun of muslims
bloody racist lock this animal up
Russian Mobsters perhaps?
>play computer games for more than an hour
>my hands lock up
gettin old
Reckon having your ballbag battered is easily top 5 as well
>dressed as a lampshade
Was she disguised as a jew?
that's kind of the point
cumming any where, any time is top 10. the girl is irrelevant
good lad
just gonna pick up a 20bit and hoof a few before i go see my m8
wearing it right now
slavs arent people so yeh
umm no sweetie, a good well thought out wank is superior to cumming in a girl with a condom on in terms of pure sexual pleasure
of course a wank can't compete with the self-esteem boost that cumming in a girl gives
dressed as JEFFERY mate
just woke up lads any new memes?
>tfw staying in
i have a problem
Yes but below speedballs.
picture?
Would it hurt if you took it off?
welcome to leftism
twitch dot tv/devious_duke
the self-styled trainlad is streaming
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watching someone from /brit/ trying to go on a hotline miami like killing spree would be entertaining
got called cucklad last thread
my friend David Goldstein said that all white people are bad
these people have been persecuted for so long, they deserve a break.
>WaW action posting
not sure how i feel about this
How are the government going to deal with overpopulation caused by immigrants having shit loads of children?
reckon you might be bent mate
cumming in a girl with a johnny is way better than wanking
>put your dick in girl
>cum after 1 thrust
>she laughs at you
>dat self-esteem boost