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half 7 is close enough to 9 to start drinking right

lads would anyone be interested in watching me play train simulator?

ye

anybody want to finish my econometrics assignment for me?

just for banter hah x

you can drink from 12:00 mate

fucking train wanker loves his trains

Brits r ugly tßh

aye go on then lad

gae us yer twitch

i'd be interested in watching you die of aggressive rectal cancer

started at half 6 tbf

only god to judge me

Hows trident lads

>the absolute state of Ed

christ

me in the casket

Happy Hour starts at 5 lad, no worries

does crime even happen in japan?

*feeds you to the dogs*

preparing myself

Hitler unironically didn't do anything wrong.

Reckon I've found my true calling in professional casket modelling

yes, but if the police think they won't be able to solve it within a short space of time, they don't record the crime as having occurred

Bet £100 she picks Daniel.

t. lad who knows Meet the Parents is 100% rigged

what kinda stuff do you want to keep?
I have advice on practically anything

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Avatar 2 will not be out until December 2018

Pathetic

cute dog

nice pets

me in the 79th row on the left

it seems like the sort of place you can leave your car unlocked for a year and nothing would happen

my fleshlight on the right

>darkie

earliest ive started is half 6

*plants a bouncing betty on your corpse*
*sprints at you with an Arisaka w/ bayonet*
*one shots you across the map with an MP40*
*corners your team in a corner of the map and calls in artillery on that spot*
*releases the dogs on an incredibly cramped map*
*runs you over wi' tank*

>youll never have this

bought myself a mask

Where did you find this picture of the missus and I with our bull?

he started a war for no reason and lost

you have 3 nice dogs there m8

>Malcolm McLaren's retard son is going to burn £10m worth of Sex Pistols memorabilia

SOMEONE STOP THIS ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>this post is sponsored by Spellcheck, without whom I couldn't possibly have correctly typed the word memorabilia

Not bothered, looks like the sort of girl Deano would go out with.

Worked 14 hours straight and slept 10 hours wew I'm still exhausted

state your purpose of sporting it

*expands westwards*

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>>this post is sponsored by Spellcheck, without whom I couldn't possibly have correctly typed the word memorabilia

Most reddit sentence I've read all week.

alright lads its me

>for no reason

the jews were creating a globalist government

fighting crime

the mardi gras disguise

keep in mind dogs replace children for some couples.

>for no reason

heard something about this on 5 live last night while I was trying to get to sleep

they had some posh wanker on who said he should sell it and give the money to charity, because it would be the punk thing to do

so? we are all human

Farage getting utterly barraged

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Why upside down?

happened with my dad and stepmom

Jews aren't

getting the 'aine out

very fat bunny in my yard

any cocaine and bassline man in?

you must spend an awful lot of time on this 'reddit' I take it then?

do you like hurting other people?

you can kill jews without invading Poland and starting a massive war

cumming inside a girl without a condom is one of the top 10 feelings a human male can experience in his lifetime

genuinely pity you if you've never experienced it

>this time tomorrow it will be only a few hours before bedtime and then the work week begins again

cocaine yes just about to start
currently listening to garage though

sunday always feels a bit shit

is IVing heroin in this top 10

ye but afterwards you become convinced you've just thrown your life away

no only criminals

pipe down deano

cumming in a girl WITH a condom is also in the top 10

It was about the rootless international clique you dumb goy

The Jews were killed en masse as scapegoats as the clique was primarily Jewish

that's just cumming in a bit of rubber

Do you wear it?

>makes fun of white people
haha good banter
>makes fun of non-white people
bloody racist lock this animal uop

>make fun of christians
haha good banter
>make fun of muslims
bloody racist lock this animal up

Russian Mobsters perhaps?

>play computer games for more than an hour
>my hands lock up
gettin old

Reckon having your ballbag battered is easily top 5 as well

>dressed as a lampshade
Was she disguised as a jew?

that's kind of the point

cumming any where, any time is top 10. the girl is irrelevant

good lad
just gonna pick up a 20bit and hoof a few before i go see my m8

wearing it right now

slavs arent people so yeh

umm no sweetie, a good well thought out wank is superior to cumming in a girl with a condom on in terms of pure sexual pleasure

of course a wank can't compete with the self-esteem boost that cumming in a girl gives

dressed as JEFFERY mate

just woke up lads any new memes?

>tfw staying in
i have a problem

Yes but below speedballs.

picture?
Would it hurt if you took it off?

welcome to leftism

twitch dot tv/devious_duke
the self-styled trainlad is streaming

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watching someone from /brit/ trying to go on a hotline miami like killing spree would be entertaining

got called cucklad last thread

my friend David Goldstein said that all white people are bad

these people have been persecuted for so long, they deserve a break.

>WaW action posting

not sure how i feel about this

How are the government going to deal with overpopulation caused by immigrants having shit loads of children?

reckon you might be bent mate

cumming in a girl with a johnny is way better than wanking

>put your dick in girl
>cum after 1 thrust
>she laughs at you
>dat self-esteem boost