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First for Atleti win 2-1, Correa scores winning goal
For tennis accas/free money
how much is that stake/return senpai
>£1.50
zzzzzzzzz
Bennies :DD
Who's gonna win? Real or Atletico?
Also remember when juvguy bitched for a week about a $200 loss? What a broke faggot
Madrid is gonna win today i think
Just testing it out today will go large tomorrow. The favourite always wins.
gimme a bet between 1.20-1.30 for the final
Shock an Amerifat is a useless prick
>Guide to exploiting the bet365 £50 risk free in play offer, please read and link to those asking questions
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under 3.5 is free money desu
Not everyone is a greasy A Level student looking to exploit an offer for takeaway returns pmsl
>pmsl
does anyone actually do this? what an autistic way to express laughter.
pmsl
>implying its not there to stop greasy A Level students looking to exploit an offer for takeaway returns from shitting up the thread asking basic questions
What's everyone doing Inplay then? Might do a HT draw or atletico win
Pizza Hut so much better than Dominos tbqh
>tfw a level student
>Can't focus on betting cos 9 exams
Free bet on draw in 90minutes?
> all these stupid fucking niggers
disgusting
0-0
why is elisha keys singing about new york?
when do your start, i think ive got a couple of weeks. not started revision yet
No first goal scorer in 90 minutes
Tasty
already had 3 resists and my next one is on like the 9th what'd you study? I shot myself in the foot doing maths, physics and biology
pmsl
got maths, physics, chem and econ.
gonna really struggle though, spent too much time raking in coin on euan's tips than revising.
medium on savic to score 2 or more goals tbqh
have M1 on the 8th i think. hopefully it'll be a breeze/
put a whopping £2 on a 0-0 90 minute score for the final. will i win, /bet/?
Just got on Halal so probably
How greasy are you lads?
Not a chance you fucking Jew.
Nothing
Gutted.
Pmsl @ atletico backers
fuming
Champions League Final betting rule of thumb: People who think they're judges are backing Atletico. Actual judges are backing Real.
>judges don't think they're judges
nice logic lad
My kovacic FGS bet has been made void already but do I still get the free in play bet?
Last time it wasn't void until after the game
God mate fuck off
no, you fucked up. If you use the in-play bet now you wont be refunded, happened to me last time
>lying
It's fine m8 mine was the same and last time in the city game. Still counts
Mught be worth backing atletico now
Juve where'd your Serena bet go? Hope you're not frauding lid :^).
You actually watched the match lad?
>what is value
It's a 70/40 game and bookies have it as 99/1
It's private. Feel free to pay me £5 to view it.
value tbqh
>Messi on the sofa watching in that advert
PMSL pottery
Dude I hope you know everyone knows you as a broke faggot.
Stay poor!
Would honestly shut up forever if someone lent me a tenner. ... Managed to figure out a brilliant strategy to make my way up. In fact, I'll pay back £12, that's 20% interest.
>value
>70/40
>bookies have it 99/1
So many nibs in one post. Impressive.
>being this pathetic.
Screenshotted
>had 50 on zlatan NGS
>misses pen
>had 50 on greezemon NGS
>misses pen
>Betting on memes
You deserve this
>not betting on memes
any good bets on tommorow? tennis preferred
I have Andy, Wawrinka, Raonic, Nishikori and Radwanska to win
>TORRES
yellow card
sign up to my TT. have 10+ top tier tennis picks.
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.
>tiago on the bench
This nigga still alive?
>not realising that without my /bet/ would be dead
Gods work son
A T L E T I
No idea what you're talking about but up on the reback AND to lift the trophy looking dece
B a S e D
Scrap Nishikori. Gasquet with the French crowd could be inspired. Mix doubles Vesnina/Soares. Stosur is a choke artist, so Halep (clay babby)
If you died the world would be a better place.
tfw warriors are going to get knocked out
Edgy
Always thought this would end in a draw in regular time. Didn't put anything on though. Am I a dummy?
Would love to see riggedanon test your chin.
>couldve cashed out and gotten 50 pounds
>atleti score
>get fuck all instead
god i love betting
>bet on the draw in 90mins
>still pending
Don't tell me they count extra time in the 90mins?
>being this new
>being the guy who cried about $200 for a week and is known as a broke faggot
Any cheeky extra time bets?
hello i am american and i know banter! [proceeds to mindlessly unironically reuse lines in a hapless attempt to create an appreciable zinger]
Oh the irony. Who are you?
Americans are so fucking embarrassing CHRIST
dont care if youre joking or not
Atleti 0.0 is a large
You're an actual person, just think about that
No you are juveguy whos a pathetically broke loser
strange post this.
see
Im embarrasing but not the retard who bitched and moaned for a week about losing $200?
L O L
see
What happened to all the Aussie /bet/'ers? Used to enjoy giggling at the conversations they had while I was sleeping, now its just dead from 2am until the morning.
It's more $300
>he's still going on
jesus christ. americans have the lowest banter levels.
Can't concentrate on the match keep thinking about this post ffs.
Feel ill.
Penaldo
>he's the juveguy and he's poor
Don't pick on Juve you fat cunt. He's one of our own.
>do nothing all game
>score the last penalty and act like you've carried the team
Hes a retarded loser. Also im not fat sorry to burst your bubble shitskin
The absolute state of non British flags.
That happened last time as well, RM were already winning 2-1. Penaldo scores a tap in making it 3-1 and acts like he did all the work