Giants v Rockies game thread

Giants v Rockies game thread

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First for the GOAT

650
reporting in

>1st inning HR drought
checked

You can eliminate one of the following from existence.
>famine
>coors field

Which do you pick?

>Giants offense coming alive
Ohhhhhhh yeah

Coors

>Commercial runs over the double

...

based bum

>that sac fly

Is this mad man the great bambino of our era?

Anyone else think the rox can get a hot streak and end up being a wild card team?
Seeing the doys end up in third would be preturn funny desu.

No

The Rockies offense is really good desu, even in non-meme parks
If you had asked me before the season started I would've called you crazy but given the way some of their guys have been hitting... maybe

WS Cowboy

We should go clubbing and talk about this

That's Fucked up family.
Good 1 though m8, I'll give you that.

>Shifting that much on Duffy

He sprays the ball all over the field. Why leave the 3rd base line so open?

The shift should be a sometimes snack. Managers use it too much.

Takes shit from nobody

Coors. I'd use the land to grow crops to feed the hungry.

Madbum starts shit waaaaay too much man
Like that time he glared down the Dads dude for no fucking reason

Myers gave bum a look to be fair. Bum just overreacted.

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"Crops" in Colorado

It's weird seeing this many people in coors.

I Just now noticed him telling puigs hoe ass "let's go!" I hope he starts shit with you for no reason. I bet you won't say shit, he'll touch you up.

aw fuck it's a day game

dude weed lmao

go back to choking on the green weenie

Brandon "the master of the product" Crawford

>Giants running a promotion to honor le ziti man

The Rockies aren't absolute garbage for the first time in a couple years. They aren't great, but there is hope for once.

Also it's Saturday.

>Roockies Fielding

They were first promoting it super hard bc panda's return since being a Dick about leaving.
He's busy "rehabbing" at a buffet right now though, that cheeky guy.

hunter pence is older than span
span's beard always makes me think he's 40

Local all you can eat buffets were also promoting super hard for panda's return.

I don't feel like Googleing i just walked home 3.5 miles last night, because i hit the curb for texting and driving so i got a flat. That's neither here nor there, but after they club the sea lion what is it used for?

(My car has rims so i didn't have the special socket to take off the rim to put the spare, so i parked it then walked home. Just to answer a few questions if any of you faggot ass faggots have any or even fucking care)

My body when walking, im not use to walking ain't walked anywhere more than a mile in 6 yrs

You need seal oil to make peanut butter.

For some odd reason i want to believe you, but im not going to. I don't believe in god so i ain't believeing you.

K

On a short googling, apparently if sealions eat too much salmon it's bad for fishing so they get rid of them by beating them withe a bat.

To preserve the pelts. Bullets put holes in the pelts.

>Arenado finally doesn't hit a dinger
>Duffy error
Ffs

This the only one that sounds believable, that peanut butter and bullet shit, miss me with that. Don't like it kiss my ass till your lips bleed.

...

>smallball
aw yeah

I wonder if buster has saw this?

He's safe

not sure that steal was a good call desu

Well, bums not gonna pitch all 9 innings. Nervous now.

Ball 3 was a strike 2bh

FUCK THIS FUCKING UMP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

MAD
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM

CRAWNIKED

>Bases loaded, 0 outs
>MadBum
Wasn't nervous at all.
"Torture" conditioning worked.

>It's a "Lopez walks a guy" episode

How did he go from the best LOOGY in the game to total shit so fast?

he is old

>this fucking bullpen
lopez is this years affeldt

Meme elevation

They should just fucking walk that guy
Jesus Christ

Why is our bullpen literal human feces-tier?

Fuuuuuu

> Giants offense dies after the second inning
>Bullpen choking away Bum's QS

andrew miller when

The offense never showed up

It was literally one swing for 75% of the runs

...

I Fucking hate this Fucking ball park

dammit

Blow up the entire bullpen and start over

>it's another "bullpen takes a starter's win away" episode

Bochy shouldn't have pulled Law for Lopez desu senpai
Deciding to take out 1 of our actually good bullpen guys and putting in Osich and Lopez was a mistake

>That time Strickland blew the lead and and got the win because the Giants scored in the bottom of the inning

>Law, Romo, and Casilla are the only servicable guys in the whole pen
>Romo's basically a ROOGY at this point and on the DL
>Casilla is still mediocre compared to other closers
>Law is still an unproven rookie.

Gearrin is alright
He's not like legendary or anything but he's serviceable which is already better than most of the pen

woo base hits

He can't strike guys out though. Only really useful when you need a groundball DP

Nevermind

THANK

YOU

BASED

POSEY

CARRY

THIS

SHIT

OFFENSE

POSEY
THE MAN
THE LEGEND

POSEY!!!!

6 RBIs on two HRs!!!

BUSTED YET AGAIN

HOLY SHIT

Slumping Posey is scary

HOLY SHIT DHAGAHyhsvdhsjxhsbshshshsh

Posey: "I'm tired of all this shit, we better fucking win this one"

MVPOSEY

I firmly believe that Posey intentionally aimed for the Giant's bullpen on that home run

HE DID IT AGAIN

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Thank you based Posey

Can you imagine Posey's career stats if he played for Colorado?

>Not hitting any of them on the head

Disgraceful desu

Eli Whiteside may agree with you.

Literally Bonds

His away stats are phenomenal. He gets hurt by AT&T way more than people realize. But if you want to see something really insane, it's Bonds as a career Rockie.

I'm fucking sick of this meme park.

#bancoorsfield

>Blow up our bullpen, will you?

An eensy eensy bit of me wishes he was a rockie so I could witness this

Haha 93 home runs in 2001. I can dig it.

Disappointed listening to the radio on my way to work and the Giants made my day lmao.

Okay, the offense is playing like a rabid dog now.

>the reliever got a hit
what is going on here