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RONALDO INSTAGRAM GENERAL

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Is he using shaving cream with an electric razor?

that guy in the green shorts looks like a manlet

Who took the picture?

That's why they're making fun of him.

Why would you feel the need to take a pic of this then post it on IG?

A ghost

>a pair of fives
>my favourite hand

are you retarded or just pretending

>you just activated my trap card

Any hand is the best hand if it wins. That's what Ronaldo-senpai was trying to teach you.

I assume they all had bender sex after this

I didn't see he was holding cards

so retarded I guess

being a bender you'd probably think that

No, Ronaldo is clearly on the picture.

you seem to have benders on your mind a lot maybe because you're a massive bender yourself

>pocket fives
>favorite

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

he probably has pocket 7s, because... you know. he's CR7.

>you'll never be Ronaldo's son

Would you want to take his dick every night?

thats hot if he really does bang his son

Cris Snr and Jnr will transition together when he retires.

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