>TFW 22 years old loser
>TFW never graduated highschool
>TFW no drivers license
>TFW shitty, minimum wage part time job
>TFW fat dyel
>TFW low testosterone
>TFW kissless virgin
>TFW trying to lift but it's hardly working
Please help me...
How can I become normal?
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Kys yourself
delet this
Kill yourself mate, this is getting depressing.
>First we had Canadian "I'm a NEET but also gonna be an entrepreneur' special snowflake posting daily shit like this
>now we have this faggot
Are you the same person or is this just endemic of Canadians?
Probably me too.
The idea (obviously) didn't materialize, lol.
1:Get GED or Canadian High School equivalent
1a:Get drivers license, its easy
2: Go to local community college
2a: visit /fit/ work out
3:Keep working part time
4: apply to 4 year school
5: Graduate, get good job
....
7: Profit
kill yourself if i get singles
So you were the faggot who told your mom you got a job then just went to the library with your laptop every day...
Be like Dmitry Vinogradov
Pretty sure the cc - 4 year school shit doesn't work the same way here
Kek you remembered that thread!
But I got a job for real now lol. Gees
> the faggot who told your mom you got a job then just went to the library with your laptop every day...
hahahahaha goddamn user
Yeah I remember you. Well shit son at least you have a job now. Hold onto that, prove yourself a valuable worker, and keep taking those baby steps forward.
Post this shit somewhere other than Sup Forums too.
I spammed it on /biz/ and /fit/ until they stopped replying to me.
I'm doing okay now though. I made several thousand dollars profit thanks to /biz/ meme stocks. I'm starting to do well for myself. Abs almost visible, learning webdev now. We doin good family
Got ok at chess and working at it still.
Visible when unflexed I mean
>TFW 22 years old loser
Who cares.
>TFW never graduated highschool
Get your grade twelve.
>TFW no drivers license
Public transit/walking. Sounds like you need the latter.
>TFW shitty, minimum wage part time job
A job is a good start.
>TFW fat dyel
Eat less, exercise more.
>TFW low testosterone
Who cares.
>TFW kissless virgin
Who cares.
>TFW trying to lift but it's hardly working
You don't just lift.
>who cares about your abnormally low testosterone
Maybe the fact that testosterone is what makes a man, a man?
Stop making this thread.
Quite a bit more than just that. Anyway,
>self-diagnosing
>>self-diagnosing
I have gotten it tested. But apparently retarded doctors think "Lol ur in range even though you have the levels of a 60-70 year old man".
Stop it for fucks sake janny do something, I'm sick of seeing this thread.
move to Taiwan :D
>>TFW shitty, minimum wage part time job
EVEN THIS FAGGOT FOUND A JOB WTF HOW DO YOUU PEOPLE DO IT
You literally just apply and not like act like a drugaddict or mentally insane until you're hired.
Anyone can get a job, you probably just sent out like 3 applications
Lift more. But in terms of getting a job, as I said before, go into the loan shark enterprise. You'll get it quick enough.
Go big, my friend.
>wanting to be a wagecuck
Get the fuck out.
Mommy's tendies stop hitting the spot eventually, kind of a necessary fact of life that you need to wagecuck. At least at some point or to some degree.
>TFW 22 years old loser
>TFW got shitty grades in college and barely graduated
>TFW no driver's license
>TFW NEET
>TFW weeb
>TFW Alcoholic
>TFW Kissless virgin
>TFW lifting is the only thing I can commit to
24
No license
No GED
Covered in face and hand tattoos
Fat
Mentally Ill
Alcoholic
beat that
Self improvement involves discipline
Don't bother asking us, just go do it on your own if you really want to change
same
First of all stop using this place to lie and justify yourself. Second, let your sadness serve as reflection periods of what you need to change. Write a list out.
All of you NEETS are instant gratification obsessed. You need to stop masturbating and playing video games before you can progress. You're fulfilling your desire to succeed and it makes you an apathetic loser... but you're still alive so you realize "woah shit i better get my life together" then you do the same thing the next day and the cycle repeats.
stop shitposting on Sup Forums
>then you do the same thing the next day and the cycle repeats.
Delete this...
Now imagine being all this + being Brazilian.
but forreal how the fuck do i stop coming here?
My fingers are pretty much drawn to Sup Forums. Everytime I start up my computer and open my browser I instantly load up Sup Forums to check the catalogs of my favorite boards.
Literally every time I unlock my phone I check catalog in clover.
Stop watching porn and playing video games.
I don't play videogames, but I do love BBW porn
I'm starting to wonder if it's my subconscious lack of self-esteem seeping into my porn preferences. I wonder if a man with self-respect would allow himself to watch such porn.
Get an entry level job and work as many hours as you can. Focus on eating correctly and working out when you're not working. Find hobbies rather than sitting around on Sup Forums. If you can find ways to do a little something each day to be proud of then you will mature into a better person.
>being kissless virgin and brazilian
Impossible.
Don't add insult to injury you motherfucker!
>I know better than professionals
just kys my man
I've heard that coldturkey is the best way to approach addictions according to some meme studies, since people with strong addictions and addictive personalities can't be trusted to taper off or "only do a little".
Thoughts?
>Doctors are geniuses, there is absolutely no disagreement in many fields between professionals
yeah okay.
Yes. Stop immediately and each time you break be let down in yourself, allow yourself to feel guilt, and use it as motivation to "actually stop this time". Make a counter on your phone that records how many days you've gone. Keep doing this until you completely forgot all about fapping.
Work on not fapping, eating correctly (taking a multivitamin too), and working out.
Do this for a while and you'll feel a lot better than you do now. Then focus on moving on with your life mate whether it be schooling or a job.
I read someone say testosterone is increased whenever you achieve things. Not sure if its true but low testosterone is almost for sure a result of being defeated.
>never graduated highschool
How
Break your computer and get old phone.
At least you have canadian citizenship. I am citizen of the poorest country in Europe, trying to get out of there.
I meant more in regards to Sup Forums than masturbation.
I can't not masturbate, if I go longer than a few days I walk around with an erection almost the entire day and want to dick everything in sight.
Are you a professional? Do your opinions on medical matters hold the same gravity as a doctor because you're just as well-versed? Or are you simply looking for an excuse to be a piece of shit and convince yourself that your life being in shambles is not your fault, and not accept diagnoses that don't fit your agenda of self-vindication? It's actually mindboggling how delusional you are.
Become a janitor on Sup Forums
>Are you a professional? Do your opinions on medical matters hold the same gravity as a doctor because you're just as well-versed?
No but I listen to the opinions of other professionals
>Or are you simply looking for an excuse to be a piece of shit and convince yourself that your life being in shambles is not your fault, and not accept diagnoses that don't fit your agenda of self-vindication? It's actually mindboggling how delusional you are.
Hormones affect a lot of things, especially how we act. it's not like the brain has androgen receptors or anything...
Gee I wonder if having the testosterone levels of a likely ill elderly man MIGHT have something to do with a young man feeling like crap all the time... Gee I wonder
there's still plenty of time to change that
but things only change if you are willing to go through and weather the storm.
>I have gotten it tested. But apparently retarded doctors think "Lol ur in range even though you have the levels of a 60-70 year old man".
There is nothing in this statement that says other professionals had differing medical opinions. It implies that doctors said to you that you are healthy although not as healthy as you could be. I emphasize "doctors" being plural here, which implies that several doctors said the same thing. Now you seem to be just backpedaling to win an argument on the Internet.
I don't know, buddy. You sound like a confused young man. If you want to keep blaming all your problems on something trivial as stated by professionals, be my guest. Just know that nothing in your life is going to improve if you are so stubborn and irresponsible.
>There is nothing in this statement that says other professionals had differing medical opinions.
There is plenty online. The major part of it is that men's health is decades behind women's health and the way the reference ranges are created. They take into account ALL men, despite the median serum testosterone levels of men in my age group is much higher than mine is.
>It implies that doctors said to you that you are healthy although not as healthy as you could be
There's a pretty big difference between surviving, and thriving though.
And besides, there is a couple endocrinologists I've researched online who have done talks and completely agree with what I'm saying. And would likely, almost certainly prescribe me TRT if I saw them and provided my test rules.
The issue is that it's over half a year waiting list and it's a 6 hour drive away from me.
guess I'll see him soon though. Better see my GP to refer me so i can wait.
results*
I meant to say that YOUR statement says nothing as such, not said professionals' (should they even exist). Not to mention if you're so sure that there is something wrong with you and you can actually help it by going to see said doctors, FUCKING DO IT instead of feeling sorry for yourself by posting about it on a Mongolian horsebreeding emporium.and shitting up the said imageboard.
I guess i will. It's just literally 6+ month waiting list. And lost ass fucking drive