ALL BLACKS ANNOUNCEMENT JUST MADE
Super /rug/ ROUND 14
>Friday 27 May
Hurricanes 27-20 Highlanders
Waratahs 45-25 Chiefs lel
>Saturday 27 May
Kings 29-22 Jaguares lel
Blues 21-26 Crusaders
Brumbies 66-5 Sunwolves holy fkn lel
>Sunday 29 May
Stormers 31-24 Cheetahs
Bulls 20-56 Lions
18:05 Rebels v Force, AAMI Park, Melbourne
Reviews: superxv.com
Blues prop Ofa Tu'ungafasi; Highlanders loose forward duo of Elliot Dixon and Liam Squire, Hurricanes loose forward Ardie Savea, and exciting young Chiefs team-mates Damian McKenzie and Seta Tamanivalu are all chances to play their first tests in the June series.
Uncapped Highlanders lock Tom Franklin has been named as an injury replacement for Whitelock, alongside Hurricanes halfback TJ Perenara for TKB.
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>4 fullbacks
FFS
This will be the starting line up. You heard it here first.
1 - Wayne Crocker
2 - Dane Coles
3 - Owen Franks
4 - Sam Whitecock
5 - Boedene Retallick
6 - Jerome Kaino
7 - Richie McCaw
8 - Kieran Reed
9 - Aaron Smith
10 - Brodie Barrett
11 - Ardie Savea
12 - Malakai Fekitoa
13 - Ben Smith
14 - Wasabi Naholo
15 - Isiah Dagg
PS. Was Nehe Mulder-Scully snubbed because he is Maori?
>Good stuff:
Ngatai
Dixon
Smug
>WTF:
Tamanivalu not Moala
Dagg at all
Barrett at all
Squire at all
Tu'ungafasi at all
does anyone know when the Olympic 7s pool will be drawn?
Miller-Skiddy was dropped because he's a manlet, not a giant coconut.
It's been drawn.
You're in Pool B:
New Zealand
Fiji
South Africa
Australia
USA
Barretts in senior leadership now m9
youre not getting rid of him
Aaron Cruden is crudely over rated.
Thank you for that information Daniel.
He's possibly the most-overrated player in NZ rugby.
>muh utility
Yeah being shit at 3 positions instead of one.
literally why
are just throwing everyone into the pool, so they get all the big names to play each other?
whoever wins the pool will win gold
You're welcome, numbnuts.
It was a ruse, you meataxe.
Why are you so perturbed? You Amerifats suck at every sport except hand egg.
They're unironically place 6th in world 7s, above all other NH teams. They're effectively in the SH 7s bad boys club.
okay
the USA isnt horrible nor amazingly great, we are good though
Garold on pooicide watch
They're all made up facts/lies. Why would I be perturbed?
who the hell names their child Garold
Lucian and Fleur Jenkins.
JRR Tolkien.
And fucktard millenial parents.
They didn't have spell check when he was born
Haha
who
He's injured
Dagg has had an elite comeback m8 he deserves it.
Anyway here's an elite lineup
1 Moody
2 LFWRLABM
3 Franks
4 Retallick
5 Whitelock
6 Kaino
7 A Savea (though they'll just pick Cane)
8 Read
9 A Smith
10 Sopoaga
11 J Savea
12 Ngatai
13 Fekitoa (Tamanivalu is fine too for >muh centre partnership I guess)
14 Naholo
15 B Smith
16 Taylor
17 Crockett
18 Faumuina
19 Tuipulotu
20 Cane
21 Kerr-Barlow
22 Cruden
23 McKenzie
We are going to win a test against that squad
WE ARE LIVING IN AMERICA
Do you think celebrities have a pandering closet full of jerseys from around the world at home from all the tours?
Snoop dog does
...
what a true american
He's shagging some Welsh slag desu
2/10 bait.
lads these names all suck
what happened to the Ohio Endgame?
where did you find this photo
>San Francisco Rush
Wasn't that a game for the n64? They should have just named the teams after the teams from BASEketball
Their fb page. There's a game streaming now as well.
Tbh I though they'd just eliminate the edgy names and show us a list of like 50 names then let us rank the top ten or something. This is hardly "letting the fans choose" if we only have 3 to choose from, and they're all super generic american names
to much chaos, I am sure that the coordinaters in charge sat down and choose the top 3.
Ohio's are
Flight
Presidents
Aviators
I hope it to be the Aviators
And is there a particular reason as to why you chose SF?
How many presidents have come from Ohio? What is their link to flying? We're the Wright brothers from there? Should have called them the Cleveland Steamers.
8
The Wirght brothers
Yes
and no, that is not a very good name, atleast for Ohio. In St. Louis, there was an indoor soccer team named the Steamers, but that is based on the steam boats that were in use.
Yeah but that's fucking boring. From a lot of the comments people seemed to just be voting to keep the names as they are with no meme animals, where's that option? Could have been cool if there were tons of options 2bh
At least none of them are MLS-tier bad.
you have to have a team name that sells though too. And you dont want a name that sounds like a team that does nothing but pussy foot around.
and yes, thank God for that
>miners
kek what
the gold rush
Sorry about the lack of posting sisters, I was at a party on Friday night getting proper tight with a smooth Dutch exchange student. I would tell you the rest of the story, but I don't want to spoil it for the many here who have yet to reach that page in the book of life.
Needless to say I was comatose for days, she really knocked me out.
Good post
>all this cuckhoop spam
how long until the 'bels
...
Rush is good, Miners is too close to Forty-Niners
Rush are shitty dadrock you pleb
whats wrong with just being San Francisco RU?
Not cliche enough
San Francisco Pilferers
Sacramento Maulers
Ohio Borers
Denver Rushers
San Diego Ruckers
done, all rug related nicknames
>no Ohio Meme Chip Kicks
>no Denver Telegraphed Box Kicks
David Pocock will join the Panasonic Wild Knights – the three-time reigning champions of the Japan National Rugby Union competition, Top League – on a three year-deal, beginning in December 2016 after the Wallabies’ spring tour.
The deal will then see Pocock take a six month sabbatical from the sport from February 2017 until he returns to the Wild Knights in August of that year to play a second season with them.
He will then play the 2018 and 2019 Super Rugby seasons with the Brumbies before returning to the Wild Knights for another season at the end of 2019.
San Francisco Favourable Bounces
Sacramento Tactical Scrum Collapses
Ohio Underhand Lineout Throws
Denver Dropgoals
San Diego Chargedowns
>union competition
>called 'top league'
bravo nippon
Sacramento Sweet Chariots
San Diego Shoulder Charges
Denver Gay Welsh Referees
Should have been:
>frisco ticklers
>Sacramento quick taps (called the sack taps for short)
>Denver weedlol420s
>San Diego illegal entries
/nina/
>dark hair
how fucking far back did you have to go to find this you weird cunt
>chooses vintage, pre-babyweight Nina
Not sure if you're a connoisseur or just trying to be deliberately misleading.
Last game of the season lads
Should be a good 1
Wheres the cheeky $20 go?
Rebs are favourite but force are kingmakers.
I need them by at least 11 for my changes in H2H to be solid. I can still win without it but it'll be tougher.
Rhyse hodge GOAT desu
She's only had the highlights for a few months m8
She just takes fuckloads of photos so it seems like they've been there forever
Jesus, if only the ball bounced so well for everyone
Sick play though
>vintage, pre-babyweight Nina
You mean underage? Fuck of pedo
No, I mean before she had the kid you fucking illiterate.
Wait, what kid? Have I missed something in the narrative?
Perhaps I have revealed too much of my endgame.
She's from the shore, they get a kid between 16-18.
Rug seems quiet today. Is the reblels game the only one on tonight?
how did the first half look lads?
No mate there's also my endgame, which is on every night.
Rebels with great hands from the left wing back in to Rhyse Hodge (12) who then put the gas on to outpace the defenders and score, converts his own try
Force take penalty from rebels diving over to make it 7-3
Great chip forward by #10(?), caught by the wing of the force and then another fancy chip + good bounce for him
To retrieve it; try scored late in first half to go to 8-7
Penalty by rebs togo to 10-8.
poorenara btfo
I fell asleep shortly after the game started so that's one down
>these refs
Why is vic rugby so bad?
yep. never any rug on a sunday
I got ur mum's rug on a Sunday m8.
>What are Sunday morning games in SA?
Casual exposed
Do you think Nina is clean shaven or maintains a little landing strip?
Western Reds Rejects Pty Ltd
completely unmaintained bush
i will never be accepted by the rug and nina appreciation community
Well those are technically on saturday night
Gg boys, see you next season
they're back in july la
She'd have had laser.
Curious - who is this nina slag and why does everyone fawn over her?
She's like. 6.5/10 at best? Maybe?
>Englel
I don't faun over her at all, I know she's a chubby, girl next door type, but no one else is talking and I'm bored. She's the best of a bad bunch, and even then she's pregnant to a Maori. Her whole group are The Cheerleader Effect: the friends.
she's a Kiwi, slags there are never more than a 6.5
Why is he so based?
lol weed
She's a 7/10 and the kiwi lads drool over her because they're 19-year-old virgins. Hardly their fault.