Explain

Explain.

TSUUUU, though! Also, go shit in your sister's gaping mouth.

And he just won another Champions League. What is there to explain?

What else can you expect from le disappears in big games man?

>le Portuguese ibrahimobitch man

Meme statpadder has shitty meme spouting fans

So is this like the equivalent of Brady throwing 40 TD passes in a season but they were all in games against the Browns, Rams, Eagles, Jags etc?

The hattrick against Wolfsburg was impressive.

Yes but the main point is not throwing any against the big teams. The only worse big game player in spain seems to be juanfran

>Messi
>2 goals against Roma
>1 goal against Neverkusen
>ZERO goals against BATE
>3 goals against Arseshit
>ZERO goals against Atletico
>ZERO goals in semi final
>ZERO goals in final
>finishes with 1 goal more that Giroud and the same number as Chicharito and Dzyuba
looks pretty good tsu me

Nice strawman. Now go and brush your teeth, France.

1 goal in 10 games against Barcelona, Atletico, Villarreal, PSG and Man City this season.

It's not a meme. He's shit against big teams.

Ramos and Bale carried Real Madrid again tonight.

He's so good he doesn't even have to score to win

>Explain

balón de oro para ser honesto

the malmo marauder

The Shakhtar slayer.

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>brit telling someone else to brush their teeth

The Roma Raper.

Joke flew over your head, fatty

THE NIGGA SLAYED BARÇA LIKE A MONTH AGO STAY MAD YOU FUCKING CUUUCKS

Pretty much, at their home even.
Don't like Ronaldo at all but you gotta give him credit.

In a game that meant nothing?

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Stat padding against shit teams is the way to break records.

For fuck's sake Messi previous record of 14 in 2012 had 6 goals against Neverkusen, 2 against BATE, 3 against Victoria Plzen and 3 against Milan (which were all penalties)

Nothing excuses how shit Cronaldo was today though

this

Reminder: The one and only Ronaldo that appeared in final-matches

>famously bottled the 98 final spazzing out in the dressing room like a mong
>never won the CL

Cristiano was shit tonight but Brazilian Ronaldo has only had one good final appearance and it was against a shit Germany side.

>footage from 1998 World Cup final missing

>didn't reach single CL final in his career let alone win one
KEK.You can compare him with Ibra maybe m8.

Still waiting Tsunaldo for the Euros or the WC.

Ronaldo has been doing very good in the Euros.
2nd place, quarters, semis.

WC:
4th, last16, group stage(kek)

BALON DE ORO

CRISTANO BALON DE ORO

BAAAAAALON DE OOOOOOROOOO

CRISTIANO BALON DE OOOOOROOOOO

Suarez se lo merece mas desu

Eh, it was against fucking Naldo and Dante t.bh