/nba/ General - The Burial of the Memes Edition

The Land takes the East, advances to Finals

GSW@OKC 9pm ET via TNT Saturday


>Pelicans guard Dejean-Jones fatally shot in Dallas

F

>Press F

Nope

what are the chances that gsw wins?

How hard do the Warrior chimp out when they lose tonight?

F

Memeoriars Day

It's already confirmed that they win

is draymond playing? I remember him getting a tech which means he'd be suspended from this game

F

>local shooting guard gets shot

100%

he has 5 this postseason, 7 are required to get suspended for 1 game

ah fuck

It was 2 techs to get suspended

fuck nigger are u srs? they got creampied in game 3 and 4, what gives

If he plays like he has been, that's a good thing for OKC.

-20%

In addition, in order to address the problem of repeat offenders, the following three-point system will be in effect during the 2010 Playoffs:

• Flagrant "1" = 1 point

• Flagrant "2" = 2 points

A player will receive the points set forth above for each flagrant foul committed during the Playoffs. If the player's Playoff total exceeds 3 points, he will receive an automatic suspension following the game in which his point total exceeds 3 points and for each additional flagrant foul committed during the Playoffs, as follows:

Player at 2 points commits a FFP2: automatic one-game suspension

Player at 3 or 4 points commits a FFP1: automatic one-game suspension

Player at 3 or 4 points commits a FFP2: automatic two-game suspension

Player at 5 points or more commits a FFP1 or FFP2: automatic two-game suspension

post canadian hating memes

>be american
>break into someone's house
>get shot
explain this

The NBA is rigged for the Golden Boy Warriors to win. They set it up for them to go 3-1 down for them to have an amazing comeback which will lead to a bump in ratings for game 7 which means more $$$

i should add this system has been in place since 2010, and not just for 2010

the whole country is a meme pham

> incentivizes refs not to call FF due to impact of call

brilliant

those are flagrant points, not technical points

but either way he is a little short of getting suspended from either

fuuuuuuuuuuuck

He got what he deserved.

my bad, i thought you were talking about the flagrant points he got

this doesn't even need explaining

sucks that he died but when you break into somebody's house you're playing Russian roulette

so why hasnt the nba done the same for leee-bron?

yeah that sorta sucks

The Warriors are the bigger cash cow atm.
They can't make it too obvious

I think I'm just about done with >sawker

Apehoop better not disappoint tonight.

32nd for dubs win tonight and close out at home

it's why they won't call another flagrant on Draymond unless he does something so horrible that it forces the NBA's hand, he isn't going to get a soft flagrant like Love/Westbrook got or even an easy flagrant like Jones/Durant got.

happy warriors elimination day

I don't think I'll be able to handle 2 bad guys winning crucial matches in 1 day.

>break into your own house
>your gf's other boyfriend shoots you with your own gun

JUST
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S
T

Any dead darkie is a positive in my book tbqh

he broke into the wrong apartment

if what you are talking about ever happened that would be pretty fucked up

edgy

Will the Warriors pull a Pistons walk off when they lose tonight? I could see Draymond & Bogut doing it but that's pretty much it

>Memiors win the Championship

cucked
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You sound insecure m8

What the fuck is wrong with that cat?

>"white"

what is that?

0/1, or 0%

Dog with a leaf blower to its face

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The opposite of what /nba/'s consensus is

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You sound gay m8

All the cup finals have been pretty shit and disappointing. The favorites all won and the games were scrappy with lack of entertaining plays. Fucking awful.

Easily the worst end of season I remember.

>consensus is that GSW will definitely win since it is rigged
Okay with me.

Did he apology?

>not always washing your hands after shaking hands

Gunshot wound - america's most common sport injury

Wow, you really are a pathetic "person".

I fist bump people because I pick my nose or scratch my crotch a lot. I know other people do a lot worse

you should be using a proxy, displaying that flag is racist bruh.

what a horrendously racist act! why didn't the tenant just let the man do what he wanted? he was enslaved for hundreds of years only to get shot in the end?

>Country elected a """leader""" in a non-commie country that systematically killed over 12 million people. Then tried to take over the world.

You're lucky we allow you to breathe, Erik

I think curry might have to rally his divine being to win the game

A)Curry goes god-mode but chokes in the clutch
B) Draymond twists his ankle in a 4Q blowout
C) Steve Kerr chimp out
D) Draymond chimp out
E) Roberson game winning shot

Pick one.

Colangelo came into every GM's dream. The #1 pick along with 2 other first rounders, a crazy amount of future picks including LA's n Sacrementos, which could be more lottery picks. A transcendent young big and the best player in Europe coming to play this year and both young. 2 bigs already on the roster in Noel n Jah, who if nothing else are assets to get other talent. And 48 million in cap space which he probably wont even use til next year when it increases. Crazy. If Colangelo fails with that he wont ever get another GM job.

Daily reminder that the Spurs were the best team in the NBA this season and got robbed in the semis by the refs.

OKC got 34 more FTAs and several questionable travel no-calls.

No matter who wins this season, the best team is still the Spurs.

So if LeBron is the 8th player in NBA history to reach the NBA finals 6 straight times then is James Jones the 9th player to do it?

>systematically killed over 12 million people
well meme'd schlomo

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Post Kyrie "bye bye" webm

I'll love you.

hope spurs can make it to the finals next year

the Warriors won the championship
Can't you read

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yes

Thanks Canadabro.

Always remember this day when Canada helped you.

THE FINAL NAIL IN THE COFFIN

1/1

Or a hundred percent.

>E) Roberson game winning shot

He dindu nuffin

GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS @ OKLAHOMA CITY THUNDER WCF GAME 6 GAMETHREAD

Hi, my name is bryce dejean jones, and this is jackass

Draymond chimp out

please let this happen

/nba/ when Golden State wins the gate

Seriously. HOW DO YOU MISTAKE APARTMENTS! I mean I have went to a car I thought was mine but I never kicked the fucking window in to get into it.

License plate, address, suite number... jesus how fucking stupid do you have to be.

i think kerr might step back whatever happens. his spinal fluid leak left him with almost debilitating headaches. i don't think he can negotiate them with being an NBA headcoach. something big's gonna happen this off-season.

he must have been high or something

the game is rigged, but they can only rig so much on live television

All you need is a little momentum. They get some illegal screens going and let the Warriors have easy looks. Then all of a sudden an avalanche of momentum crushes OKlahoma.

Okc vs Clevland wuould be fun to watch

Westbrook please don't lose balls

IF the memeoirs scrape by the thunder today in OT/buzzer beater, BUT get blown by 20+ points in oakland would that be better or worse than just losing a close game today?

Houston Rockets fans

>implying the NBA would ever let OKC have a chance in game 7

You now how easy it is to rig home games in the NBA?

the emphasis is on the """"""IF""""""""" meaning the entire situation is hypothetical
>now how

A long, long time ago
I can still remember how basketball used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could do a post-dunk dance
And maybe they'd be happy for a while

But June 2015 made me shiver
With every article ESPN'd deliver
Bad news on LeBron's doorstep
Kyrie couldn't take one more step

I can't remember if I cried
When I read about /nba/s destroyed pride
But something touched me deep inside
The day the memes died

And I was singing...
Bye, bye, twink 3 point shooting guy
Tried for 73-9 and ran their tank was dry
And KD and Westbrook are drinking whiskey and rye
Singing this'll be the day the memes die
This'll be the day the memes die

and ran their tank dry***

desu whoever wins the WCF are the real NBA champs since they actually had a difficult run

>Dejean-Jones
>be pelicans fag
>get millions of dollars in signing bonuses
>still chimp out and get trayvon'd
why

>warriors difficult run
>beat dysfunctional cockshits
>beat rebuilding trailblazers
>would beat thunder the only hard opponent
the only real hard thing would be dealing with their first injuries