/asean/ - Oppai nee-san edition

Have you hug your neesan anons?

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susu

shit op

>he doesnt like boobies

holy shit sauce pls

are you bisaya? come over here for a minute will ya?

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> Beserk isn't going to release a new chapter for atleast 6 months
But I want to know what Casca's dreams look like RIGHT NOW

Someone dropped something into a ISIS Town?

>tfw nearest texas chicken is in sunway 10km from my house with all the busy traffic

yeah what for puta?

look fake

Do you liek retrowave?

duh, shes korean

apalagi, never trust korean girl bro

I never did finish watching Code Geass desu

my friend recommend me watching yuruyuri i stop watching first 5 minutes of episode 1 anime is shit after 2010

how butthurt are you?

Post desktop /asean/

sorry if i was so fuckin angry
but i hate when every indons, especially javanese blame us sundanese for terror durka thing

lemme explain it, most of terrorist in Indonesia are javanese
this is fact, okay

Baasyir? Javanese
Bahrun Naim? Javanese
Santoso? Javanese
The borneo chruch bomber? Javanese
Amrozi? Javanese

And indons blame us sundanese for durka thing just because the durka javanese rent at our provieence as their base because near Jakarta

And it becomes as sundanese stereotype

Is it really going to be that long

Finish it

The Javanese are dogs. They are the source of all of Indonesia's problems but only know how to blame others. Sundanese have nothing to be ashamed.

Pray for tsunami to hit Java and Jakarta especially

>be me 12
>just discovered fapping
>afternoon
>taking bath with my sister
>i hug her from the back
>feelsgood.jpg
>my little d becomes harder and longer
>holy_shit.jpg
>sister asking wtf is that
>i tell this is what penis looks like
>deciding to put my d inside her v
>mommy knocking the door
>panic as fuck

i always hate javanese, they can become both durka or libtard
they think can be superior just because they have so many people, fuckin jerk

Indonesia? More like WINdonesia
Philippines? More like PhilipPENIS
Singapore? More like SingaPOOR
Malaysia? More like MALAISEia

Indonesia > rest. Literally the only country in this thread which should be allowed to post.

Keep barking honey

How old was your sister? does she still remember that event?

Good afternoon /asean/
me and my mates are gonna go backpacking in southeast asia this christmas season. very excited

oh boy are we /indocentric/ nao?

shut up JAVnigero

XD you're so random

dunno man i didn't remember but now she's in hs. well we never talk about it, i think she's will remember that day forever.

I'm going to do just that.

let's play bingo

What's happening with Code Geass?

3rd season?

>tfw been talking to ASEAN girls online
>tfw going on a fucking tour of SEA
>tfw the girls want to meet up to learn English. tfw I've started telling them 1-by-1 that I won't meet up unless they have sex with me
>tfw 4/7 of them have said they will meet up still
>tfw 2 of that 4 are virgin, 3 that said no also virgin

>mfw I can only get erect in real sex nowadays.
>Tried watching the nastiest porn I can think off- dick remains limp.

Is this it?

Is this the beginning to the decline towards middle-aged dicklimping?

get a gf lad

>2017
>Full Metal Panic S3
>Code Geass S3

Time to order myself my 5th and 6th box of pizzahut this week

post their pics cunt

enjoy getting your organs collected

Already have one. I did say my dick is only erect in real sex.

I will report to your wife, Blake.

I don't have a wife in my 20s mate.

I've had plenty of Chinese puss, but not SEA

Does it work the same way?

Nice try, Blake Munro.

I want to see blake's son

Yes yes very delicious please continue
Reminder than Indonesia is a Javanese country and there's nothing you can do about it

exhentai.org/g/999733/0650b8825f/
Wew I can't even fap to this. Too much melodrama.

yeah only raden who can be in high position

Oh sorry, you are not raden, you are just babu of raden

Yes, Sup Forums is meltdown with code geass shitpost

JIBUM WOO

LE BROFIST

Yeah Sup Forums including me is having a meltdown

Literally R3
God King Rurushu is alive

Motherfucking Jibun wOOOOOO

and I'm still here wait for a proper DtB ss2

>brexit
>fmp s3
>trump
>cg s3
>all in the same year
Best year of the decade.

>Be Noynoy Aquino
>be economical genious, but otherwise a massive beta faggot
>2012
>stinky chinky out of nowhere invades and takes your nice little Panatag Shoal from you
>supposed greatest ally did absolutely nothing to stop them
>too beta to confront them, has to ask for a foreign court to rule out whether the chinks did something illegal or not
>flip fishermen can't fish by the shoal for years
>supreme beta doesn't even bother to talk directely to chinks, in fear of losing his pancit

>years later, an arbitration is ruled in favor of Sillypenis' claim
>to no one's surprise, chinks doesn't give a shit about this arbitration, only making the relations between them worse

>alpha as fuck leader elected
>is much more friendly with stinky chinky while occasionally throwing some bantz at the US, planning to go to chinkland a few months after he assume office
>reddit-asean flips: "DURR HE WILL SELL OUT OUR ISLANDS AND WE WILL LOSE PALAWAN TO CHINKS TOO HURR DURR. WE WILL GET NOTHING OUT OF THIS, DUTITIT IS A CHINK LAPDOG. Benigno Aquino was so courageous though! Really stood up to the chink menace"
>alpha leader instantly becomes bros chink leader, and mends their ruined relations
>chink leader thinks of giving something in return for broship
>flip fishermen finally allowed to fish by the shoal after years of being chased away by chink boats
>redditflips btfo
>even if stinky chinky still claim it as theirs, alpha leader also claim it as his, making them share the shoal as a totally acceptable compromise
>recently, alpha leader wants to make the shoal a sanctuary due to dumb chinks damaging it from overfishing in the past
>brochink leader agrees with him on this
>redditflips still whines about this

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=mRIAw6LkqlE

don't forget castro die

Anyway, thanks for all those cheap sluts, Asep.
No wonder they call west java as the number #1 whore supplier in Indonesia.

ahahaha butthurt javanese
because their mbak so ugly, even in the past their king want to marry our princess but denied and become whiny af until today, became a tradition for javanese not to marry beautiful sundanese\

yeah butthurt for fuckin real

>.....
Shut up, nobody care

POST JIBUM WOO

>saritem

>Code geass got an R3

Is this hope for others like Index, Horizon, etc to get a 3rd season

>common unraden javanese girl is so ugly even make javanese man always get into affair with sundanese

I admire him for holding on to our claim till the bitter end

>So many Joko name
>never organized
>So many Asep name
>organized, make Asep organization paguyubanasep.com/

Index s3 never

>I admire him for being a betacuckold who had to ask others if his claim is valid

Meanwhile Dutdut keeps the claim AND has flips able to fish there again

I think you should add this bullshit

me and ur mum made it past season 3 on bed last nyt

its part of our Constitution to go to a third party when it comes to this tho

our claim is already valid we just need more allies

Thanks for the (You)s, Sutisna.
Titip salam buat calon-calon teroris di IPB ya.

Indirectly accepting China as the owner of that sea.sadly

your dad is the 3rd party between me and ur mum cuck

ooooh sick burn, my friend

so china is cucking us

Joko go back to your place and finish the delivery
don't make Engkoh Johnny angry because your laziness
don't forget pay your debt to mbak inem, her warung tegal can't even afford anything for you to eat in debt again

>brochink leader
how did we end up this cucked what a shame just to jutsify dutdut fuck up

just go back to your pesantren Joko, Baasyir need new recipe for bomb

Declaring it a marine sanctuary makes it illegal for our fishermen to fish there. This is imho a move to save face.
And I doubt china will follow that they will just wait until dutdut is gone or he has no use for them

>quoting your own ebin bingo

problem is reddittards here firmly believes Dutdut sold it out just because he is friendly towards them, see

Okay.
Got it :^)


Mind your own business, Nguyen.
I don;t give a single fuck about your shitty animey.
Btw,
>bloomberg.com/news/features/2016-11-01/a-waterfight-like-no-other-may-be-brewing-over-asia-s-rivers
Enjoy your Chinese Water™.

I dont think he even sold it just gave it away

Dutdut directly ask china if we can fish in our waters tho
that's beyond beta cuck imo

The drones from america finally came

thats why chinks are playing nice

now we have something to record their actions with, before it was just the fisherman's word or one of the media news reporters that can confirm the attacks

Chinks don't fish in there anymore tho
Reason why no satelite pics have shown chinese fishing vessels for years

>"there has never been any chink vessels near the Panatag shoal after Duterte went to China"
>this is probably what redditors actually believe

>friendly asking them to stop chasing your own fishermen away from your own shoal as a compromise for friendship, and actually getting what you want, is beyond beta cuck
>being a little pussy not bothering to have any bilateral talks with chinks because "t-they are meanies! ;_;", like a cuckold who are forced to prep the bull with no objection, is not

her tail so misplaced it looks like a poo.
or areally long black dick

china never actually fished there before nor have vessels there before until gloria allowed them to find the oil
wtf?

you really think it took over 4 years for the US to deploy drones there, despite there being satelite images showing the shoal's situation since 2012?
Damn, some flips are more gullible than those Tontattas from OP

MUH DICK
>instagram.com/sweetyserim/?hl=en

>bilateral talks
aquino gove had bilateral talks before one of the conditions is giving up our claim so we didnt bite

what ever happen to those trillianes conspiracies kek

its our drones now not theirs

it not their responsibility actually to monitor it we do

>>friendly asking them to stop chasing your own fishermen away from your own shoal as a compromise for friendship

actually it is beta when you think about it lol rainbows and sunshine

so you're pretty much admitting that the chinks don't bother going in the lagoon?

in other words, nothing was achieved, not re-attempts, and ties with chinks just kept on getting worse

You gotta agree that China is a really important trading partner

There's still satellite images depicting the situation well enough

only in your dreams is it more beta than prepping the bull

before until gloria allowed
now they sill do to partol

Giving up our claim will get him impeached during that time anti china was very high
lol at least he was standing up to the bull

Any of you putang inas in Samsung Hall right now?