Wake up

>wake up
>US of A is empty

1. your country
2. quickly claim one (1) state for your country

1. Flag
2. Nevada
Ayy lmao is mine

1.flag
2.California belong to France

1. Transylvania
2. Vermont

Flag
All of them because I have guns and you don't.

Finland
UP

I do have a rifle , nigger.

...

>Flag
>Kentucky

Heh losers, all chicken mine

>nobody will ever pick your state

>burger reading comprehension

Hi Ohio

It said the US was empty. It didn't say that the people were dead.

not even
my state is better than ohio and most states in every regard but we are more irrelevant

>Flag
>Colorado

Indiana.

You're a "little" state like maine or shit

It would be great to make a map of the US with different colours for each claim

no

>You're a "little" state
yes
>like maine or shit
you're warm

Rhode Island

Massachusetts!

pennsylvania

I claim Texas for Spain

Not him but I'm from RI
Would be really weird if he was haha

you're both red hot

nope

Gonna guess connecticunt

flag
Alaska

update

Great! good job mate

Texas

SD, ND, MT, WY

and we're gonna build a wall

yep
and never was there a more unheard of state, a state with no attractive qualities for anyone to claim

i'm pretty sure the finn meant upper peninsula of michigan

Lithuania
Iowa

>trying this hard

Claiming Alaska lads

They are Greenland's lost cousin, so they will fit right in our kingdom

So, what's a normal day in Connecticut?

>posting a single png

It allready russian

back off Sergei or we'll declare war, it's ours.

I live right next to you guys and the only thing I know you for is the aquarium. Never had any other reason to enter CT other than to go to Hartford one time(was not impressed tbqh)

I'm Dmitry, and I'll remove you

>have the biggest freshwater lakes in the world
>no one wants my shitty run down nigger state anyways

average day?
>wake up in your boring suburb
>drive to hartford for your job
>wish you didn't live in such a boring state and work a boring job in a boring "city"
>drive home to your boring house in your boring suburb
>everything expensive

my day?
>wake up
>contemplate suicide
>smoke some cigarettes
>sleep
>repeat

don't blame you
hartford is a boring shithole
literally called "the insurance capital of the world"
can you imagine?

mystic is the only place in all of connecticut worth anything, and merely for its tourist value

update2

spain claimed it sorry m9
didn't know what up was

>Poland claimed the KYs state

>Flag
>That state that is named after the guy on my oats, Pennsylvania.

Denmark takes Florida

>smoke some cigarettes
Slice your jugular vein. It does the job quicker.

Smokers are subhuman.

>average day?
You made me laugh a lot dude, thanks.
>my day?
Well, It's very similar to mine, except for the suicidal thing. I hope you're ok

hmm
what if I told you
"no"

greentexting

good post

we also somehow manage to have an incompetent governor that nobody likes
not even democrats or republicans

>I hope you're ok
y-you too

One thing I can compliment you on is that their are lots of comfy woods and nature

how come koreans can speak english but japs cant?

dibs on washington btw

>oh look! some nice nature
>drive 10m
>more suburbs
just end my life up

Underrated

I want OR
can't live without that fresh pacific coast, baby

>flag
>washington

update3

aussies took it

new york then

>russia took back alaska

heh

>country in civil war and occupied by ISIL occupying New York

i'm p sure denmark has more islamists than libya by now

BTFO

>incompetent governor that nobody likes
>not even democrats or republicans
How can that be possible?

>y-you too
aw thanks, I'm ok.

범프

Bump

>Foreigners show a severe lack of understanding of where the infrastructure and natural resources of the US are: The thread.

Really wanted Washington state, but the bogans took it, so I´ll settle for Minnesota

Just noticed nobody wants the deep south.

Kek. Welcome.

Bump

Argentina takes Oregon

1. CSA
2. Virginia

Montana, now renamed New Oppland

Does anyone want New Jersey!! We promise not to run you over desu!!

Also: Glacier national park now renamed New Breheimen

Can I invade Arizona?

This

WE MAKE REALLY GOOD BAGELS

Aren't bagels just donuts?

maryland

IDAHO IS MINE

I'm afraid OP left tho

NO THEY ARE COMPLETLY DIFFERENT

I don't even own guns but yea basically.

As always stealing our shit, Texas is rightful mexican Clay

Just gonna claim Illinois for Poland

Mexico is rightful Spanish Clay

all of new england

DUDE

why nevada, it's all desert aside from the casino cities

Can I claim my own state?
If so, Louisiana is mine. Laissez les bon temps roullez.

> coastal
> decent climate range, but mostly warm
> large land area, and much of it's arable
Not even a califag, but CA's objectively the best choice.

Mississippi pls

Spain is rightful Moor Clay

Utah is Mexican

maine plz

Minnesota is now the county of new Romsdal.

Too late Bjorn :D

>How can that be possible?
in connecticut nothing manages to makes sense