Why are Yuropeans so small?

Why are Yuropeans so small?

because we were doing too well

We have huge balls though

>12.73
At least Italians have them smaller, r-right?

Gee I wonder why so big, sweden and france

wow, we truly are the niggers of europe

small dick crackas mothafuckas

>14.5
>Big

No wonder all the finns come here for the dicking

Netherlands

>doing too well
>hungary
>""""we""""

We don't have mongolian micro penis genes?

>Germany is off by a little more than 0.01 cm

>tfw larger benis than any of the map by a long shot
>tfw I don't get to use it with a grill anyway so it doesn't matter

BIG DUTCH COCK
Sure buddy, keep telling yourself that

no way there is such a big difference between ireland and gb. bullshit map

> smaller than Portugal
Wow, they have huge schlongs, who knew

> smaller than France
Well, they have Mamadou and Abdelkader to compensate, it's an average after all

> smaller than UK
delet this

mag ik jouw vd?

you won't get to use it anyway Jorge

I have a feeling its a map of how much people feel the need to exaggerate.

>southern europeans are so lazy they are not willing to work on their size

European men have the lowest testosterone levels of anyone on Earth including East Asians.

DAS RITE muh dick, tell em craKKKas cu

He's right though.

Huh. Explains why we make science 'n shit instead of shooting each other all day.

THe milions of small-dicked Arabs in France reduce our penis size, average French cock is 17 cm

delete this post

they are compensated by the millions of blacks, jean-pierre.

> the Romans saw big penises as a sign of foolishness, lust and ugliness

What did they mean by this?

they were small dicked crackas afraid we might took their wymyn

that's what my gothic and vandalic ancestors did anyway.

Bruh I'm white. If we're gonna start defending faggotry then I being white is something to be ashamed of.

lol Shitalians are light brown and you're pale white.

What about columbine, adam lemeza and the other five million white shooters?

>poles
>white

I'm personally responsible for those mass shootings?

I wonder how this rating was created?

Yes Poles = white. Good job. Ooga booga.

These seem way to small
I'm from Ireland yet I'm 16cm which is like average size
>tfw outlier

Yes?

>#NotAllChristians

>poles
>white
I'm Polish, not white.

Maybe the average size for the sexually active and let's be honest most people "measure" it bigger than it actually is.

you should at least try posting a non-meme map

>No wonder all the finns come here for the dicking

it's cause you guys are like 15% africans right

You're white and Polish. I know for a fact that you have white skin. That makes you white.

t. small-dicked central asian scum

>Bill the Texan wrecks me twice in one post
delet this

We barely have any Africans, only middle eastern shitskin which is a closer number to 7-8%

>tfw big dick
Wew I can't imagine how life with an average/small dick would be like

t. small dicked chinky ching chong small ding dong kung pao chicken chong(It's actually cat) lead based knock off iPhone knockoff ting toauung chau

We have less niggers than UK actually, and the Brits still have small dicks despite that.

tremendous post

More like because we don't have our dicks cut in half at birth like you guys.

It's not so bad. The trick is to go in dry so they still get the sensation of soreness afterwards that women like so much.

You'll never believe this but. Blacks having big dicks is just a meme.

That could conceivably be because the Brits get all the female black qts and you guys get the big dick Jamal's.

how do you know that?

dick length data maps are useless. they use data from studies with different methods and different populations, some with very small sample sizes

it even gets some numbers wrong. I know the greek study it's referencing and the actual mean strength flaccid length is 12.18, not 12.81 cm (lel)

strength = stretched

Ow.

LMAO

Yes and they also get the "kids"

He is a cock measuring scientist. 4 years degree and a 2 years masters. All in cock measuring.

I've seen their dicks. Quit jacking off compulsively and yours might get bigger.

Who else is going to make Penis Inspection Day happen, the school nurse?

I know we have small dicks but I was just pointing out that the OP's pic is BS because I know for a fact that Russians have smaller penises than us on average.

t. penis pro

>a penis thread gets lots of replies in a short time and is popular

Every time lmao.

>t. penis pro
Are you gay, you faggot?

So you personally have a small dick? Bro.

Lies.
Prepare BP

Are you? ;)

Yes :3

the numbers change every time this/these types of maps are posted

Well then.

>tfw 13.7

haha small benis italians

You are confusing Sweden with your own country. Sweden is barely above 1% black, look it up.

>bigtugal

These threads awaken my suicidal thoughts.
t. 12 cm

b&?

It's okay. At least you're brown so the Jews won't attack you.

FUCK YOU ALL DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

So that is why Irlanders so angry.
>tfw 17cm

>tfw big bulgarian dick

I look white enough though.

You should probably kill yourself so you don't disgrace us then.

Try No Fap maybe it'll grow your dick.

I refuse to believe penises as small as 12 cm really exist.

That's almost average.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

having too much sex grinds down your dick and that's why I'm only 10 cm erect now

It's a dick Themistoklis, not a pencil.

then why did I write a love letter to ur mom with it?

You because you're Greek.

HUNG gary

Bulg(e) arian

I'm like 12cm

delet this

Why? They gave you an extra half centimeter.

>tfw im under average

extra 3 and a half

>tfw 20 cm
12 cm average seems way too low though it's probably a meme map

this one is more correct but some of them are self reported like france

torna in Africa, Mobutu

>tfw longer than all of those
>tfw no gf

Those German borders
also
>tfw when average (pic unrelated)