ITT:We pretend to be Polish

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zxxzzx zxzxz zxy zxyz xyyxzy yzxyyzxzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

kurwa perogies pszz

oh hoho kurwa zczc! zczzc! *dance*

>eu money was late again
>it's like another holdomor

ukrainian diaspora detected

>x

you tried and failed on the second letter, that's gotta be some kind of record

zagłębie wzywa

Pije kawe :D:D:D:D

Kurwa!

butthurt squad right on time

jebany kurwa you no deserve win i go feed

Why butthurt? There is no x in polish alphabet, that's all.

oh no I got rused into the dreaded butthurt by master ruseman from wykop, how will I ever recover

who the fuck cares you autist

cant take a joke?

mid or feed kurwa

He isn't butthurt at all
be kind to your kurwas

Just a bit of banter holy shit

nie włazić między wódkę a zakąskę

KUUUUUUUURWA POLAND STRONK
GERMAN-NAZIS AND RUSSIAN-BOLSHEVIKS EVILL !!!!


I keked so hard

co to dubli jesterm tilko wypierdalaj zscsczsc!

uwaga kurwa, spierdalaj wislaaaa!

ill share my experience pole bro

me : I know a polish intellectual
pole A : who
me : marie curie
pole B : shes a french
pole A : is she?
pole B : yes she is
pole A : hey japankun are you sure?
me : hmm no
pole B : do you know other polish intellectual?
me : hmm no
pole A : nevermind

kek

Copernicus?

german living in poland

>wislaaaa!
o ty kurwa gnoju jebany

reminder that lech wałesa was communist agent and a traitor

National German? wasn't he born in Poland?

kurwa wodka kurwa bydlo wiedzmin kurwa

in a german family

Pissed a pole off with the only 3 words i know.
Nice

>wisła

u better run nigga

It didn't exist back then you imbecile.

He fought against germans and spoke Polish. He was Polish.

Ha, bliat, koleżki, czy macie może papierosa?

>an astronomer
>fought

it's like being proud that you made water wet

KURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRWA
WHERE THE WHITE KURWA WIMMIN AT
>squats beside you
KURWA, GIBS ME DAT TRACKSUIT

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Its pshicszky po sczyky

I am not fucking Polish. I am a descendent of Silesian noblemen.

KURWAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

クルワ マ バラテ

>graj sobie w gry zamiast się uczyć
>Dirt Rally
>jedź sobie Audi Quattro
>przypomnij sobie co masz do zrobienia na jutro
>rozjeb się o skały
może lepiej było się pouczyć jednak hmmm

Tesla

kek
wodka kurwa
jan pawel ruchal male dieci
polishfagz are pussies kek

Guten t-
I mean priv
KUUUUUUURRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAA!

jagelinia

plumbing, vodka, KURWA

I'm angry and depressed at the same time.

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that is in rromania though

POLAND STRONG RUSSIA WE WAR YOU

I talk shit about Jews but I've always got some get rich quick scam in the work.

His father was a Polish noble. His mother was Warmian and while Warmia was German speaking back then, Warmians were ethnically Baltics/Slavs

szawasczzcxz KURWA HAHA PIEROGI LWÓW GDAŃSK KURWA szczcsssz HUSSAR HAHA WÓDKA KURWA POLSKIE WITAMINKY HAHA ŻUREK szczzsaz

WE WUZ VANDALS AND SARMATIANS AND SHIEEEETT! (I hate Russia btw)

Schopenhauer was born in Poland too
"Danzig" in 1788 were polish

Pierdole, kurwa!
*moves to Britain*
We need to keep foreigner out of Polska!
*moves to Germany*
Polska belongs to the Polskis!
*moves to Norway*
Not to the Islamskis!
*moves to Iceland*

>*hiss*
>*crackle*
>*pop*

i lik Spen, do u lik Spen?

kek'd

HOL UP
*steals car*
HOL UP
*picks vegetables*
HOL UP HOL UP
*gets partioned*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*immigrates to the West*
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
*leaches the EU*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
*Kurwas internally*
SO U BE SAYIN WE SOME FINNA HUSSARS AN SHIET KURWA?

>Wolyn.

Poles dont understand banter, its not even a word in polish so be careful

MY
BYLIŚMY
HUSARZAMI
I
GÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓWNO

So... we complain about how much our lives suck while squatting on German land? I guess I've been doing that for some time already.

Please do not invade me.

*eats pierogies*