/f1/ - Formula 1 Monaco GP pregame thread

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Nico and his sister?

>be in front after T1, others may have faster tires but it doesn't matter as you can't overtake, gets to run the fast tires at the end and get the advantage of best tires and light car and probably pull a gap due to this

But when he eventually pits he will probably come out behind people. He will be way faster but won't be able to overtake

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit on your bum
I'll tell ya how I became champ
of a game called F1

In Stevenage Hertfordshire born and raised
On the kart track was where I spent most of my days
Spinnin' out driftin' shiftin' all cool
While learning karate and failing at school
When an autist named Ron who was up to no good
Started offerin' contracts in my neighborhood
I got in one little race while Wesley was Choking
Dad said 'You're signin' with Ronald at McLaren in Woking'

I looked at my car and when it came near
The logo said Vodaphone, there were Ferraris in my mirror
If anything I could say that this car was quick
But I thoought 'nah forget it, Alonso's a prick'

I pulled up to last corner about fourth or fifth
And I yelled to Timo Glock 'yo, why'd you not pit?'
I saw Massa's tears
It was finally done
To sit on my throne as the king of F1

she looks exactly like Rosamund Pike

it is

yea who knows

looks like its going to rain anyway so i have no idea

if repeting digits rain

oh, that explains it

From the preview I thought it was a sort of paddock pass/ID/card holder, but it really is simply a fucking disgusting necklace.

What the fuck Hamilton.

No it isn't, it's Rosberg and his four siblings

Amx this morning

Best OP pic you could have chosen
T H I C K

twitter.com/MercedesAMGF1/status/736831404525391872

10/10 snap

wew lads

SAFETY CAR START

Will it be a
>rain in 5 min
or a
>red flagged for 80% and behind safety car for the rest
kind of race?

please no
i will kill myself if we ever have an unnecessary safety car start again

please watch our sport

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indian immigrant spotted

Fuck,,this is bad. Who is going to overtake in wet conditions at monaco, prlbably the most accodent prone track on the calender? It feels like its going to be a boring race today

RedBull & Renault partnership confirmed for the next 2 seasons

redbullracing.com/article/team-continues-engine-partnership

nah wet monacos are usually good because everyone crashes. Although these days with trigger happy race direction it could be 100% safety car

Those used to be in pre-2010 rain paranoia. Ever since we had that weird SC race in Korea in 2010 there were no wet races without huge impact of SC.

They're probably gonna cuck the whole process with the VSC though like they did in GP2

>someone gets to watch Monaco GP from their balcony
>I get to watch a gypsy settlement from my balcony
wew

Why arw FIA Cucking wet races so much? Is it because of Bisnchi?

Is that a fake replica or danys redbull?

it's a show car

also, renault to supply scuderia toro rosso for 2017 and 2018.

both red bull racing and scuderia toro rosso allowed to badge the power units as they wish.

Why are there Gypsies in Russia?

At least Finnish gypsies are semi """""""integrated""""""" in the sense that they for the most part actually live in houses and not in makeshift camps and actually speak Finnish etc. Only took them like 500 years

Shit that picture is cringeworthy

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It just occured to me that someone actually has to rebuild this car in less than 24 hours. Pretty impressive that they manage to do so. I mean it's not even a big hit and the car is absolutely fucked.

Had Haas crashed like that in Melbourne they wouldn't have been able to race because they literally did not have enough spare parts lol

twitter.com/radarguruf1/status/736820741958688768

Cunt of a bloke...

can i get a stream?
please
and how many bongs?

>Real Madrid won the CL
>Djokovic will win RG and hold all 4 slams at the same time
>Hamilton will win Monaco

It's time to end this

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4 bongs mate

FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN BONGS AGO

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Apparently this part of the country is not cold enough, I wish I lived in comfy Siberia.
They are burning some shit now, send help

dont trust this guy, race is in 3 bongs

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>German predictions on a website are more accurate then a guy with a radar on site

>they for the most part actually live in houses

How is this possible?

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Is that max?

fucking whoops thought it was 9am and not 10am

yes

funny how he hasn't changed in 15 or so years.

Every single fucking thread.
Pls, just stop.

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its kinda impossible to predict rain in a coastal place like monaco because the rainclouds form there. If there is general rain in the air, which there is, there is a decent chance of rain during the race. Stay hopeful friends

Na they built the spare tub to MAD AMX specifications, rather than repair the fucked one.

>so you wanna be a playa

>young enough that his baby photos are digital
frightening

anybody have the current henno acestream yet?

From his Twitch:

Acestream ID: 923c5551d98309f3432cc3504c7ca2bff45cc7ff
(6000kbps)

Acestream ID: 268a2c637c46838e06189dac93488023396c2133
(3000kbps)

>young enough that his baby photos are digital
Holy shit, this is some realization I've never had before.
You're right, there are people who have nothing of their life be part of the analog age.
No old film pics, shitty tape family videos, letters, etc.

Where can I buy a poncho In Nice?

>all these under 30 scrubs thinking they're old

s m h 2bh fämäläm

The older I get the easier life becomes.

Is this normal? I'll be 28 on the 2nd.

hello how do I watch these

I-I didn't claim to feel old, I just said I never realized that new generation gap.

I'd say there are periods. Life for me was great during my teenage years, but it was shit in my early 20s, now it's cool af again.

doesnt work

i'm feeling that
got up early, went for an hour long jog, got all my work done, fed my self some great healthy food, made my bed, cleaned the kitchen up immediately after i was done, put out the trash
and i still have like 6 hours left before bedtime and i'm full of energy and happy
life is getting easier and easier, i'm 26

can't wait for hamiltears

>life
>difficult

I don't get this meme but then again I don't live in a 3rd world country (yet)

paste this to the notepad and should work ; )

>nigger shows no respect
we wuz

he's black, therefore inherently oppressed by the white man and establishment. he doesn't owe respect to anybody, and everybody owes respect to him.

I will watch F1 for the first time today
Tell my all the expert terms used here so I don't get lost

>FIA picks halo over aeroscreen for 2017 Formula 1 cockpit device

JUST

seriously asking
are those VLC streams? how do I watch them

reminder that donating to henno is funding his weekly ounce of weed

>all these oldfags
>meanwhile just turned 18 and still in highschool

acestream

it says acestream id you fucknugget what do you think

>donating for illegal streams

Even life in 3rd world countries isn't difficult.

You'd be surprised how very similar quality of life in 3rd world countries is to 1st world countries.

>tfw I was browsing Sup Forums when I was 18
>tfw that was 7 years ago

try again when the coverage of the race starts; they worked for quali and practice

Reminder that if Verstappen somehow crashes at the first corner, his career is over

Pole means first on the grid, Ricciardo means winner.

the FIA want the aeroscreen to develop more for use in 2018.

yeah, i know. but he changed the ID from FP1/2, so i'm assuming that the ID will be different today as well

You know 3rd world just indicates it's allegiance in the cold war
1st world countries were capitalist western countries on the side of America.
2nd world countries were the commies on the side of russia and china.
3rd world just meant they didn't really matter in the diplomacy of the cold war.
It was just a coincidence that most countries that didn't have a voice or a side in the cold war were also countries that were poor and had low levels of development or resources.

If you have money yeah

I mean being poor in a poor shitty 3rd world country

I wouldn't want to be a Venezuelan or a Chinese farmer or factory migrant worker in some shitty industrial city in the middle of China. I've seen those places in China and that sort of life really doesn't seem to be good for anyone, also they will all be dead from CO2 poisoning and lung cancer by the age of 50 if they don't die doing their shitty dangerous jobs for like 100 euros a month

I'm very surprised there aren't more thieves in China as basically any tourist white person will be routinely carrying more money in their pockets than the average person makes in a month or two. The income disparity there is astounding

Good.

Looked much better.

KERS = Kinetic Energy Recovery System

DRS = Drag Reduction System

yellow flag = caution, slow down

red flag = race is stopped

blue flag = faster car approaching

Hamilton = faggot

if they get caught they'll be shot

1. I don't know how you think this looks good
2. It can't stop small debris so it is fucking useless anyway