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goooooooooooooooooooood mooooooooooooooooooooooooooorning edition

Today: Germany - Slovakia (17.45)

>international friendlies
ugh

Guten Morgen
Liebe Sorgen
Seid ihr auch schon alle da -
Habt ihr auch so gut geschlafen?
Na dann ist ja alles klar!

hello you guise

is she reading braille?

Looking forward to the Monaco Grand Prix today.

Good morning

Good morning.

FOOTY TODAY

not really

YES REALLY
FOOTY TODAY

where?

Morning

see

see

F1 and gasquet vs nip today

your opinion is irrelevant

It's a Germany loses against Slovakia episode

see

who were the players left behind at the camp?

women tennis is shit. playing videogames now

Ah yes, good thing the season ended with a happy end.

cricket

is

verboten

Zieler to Leicester

>wanting to be benched

see

see

ayy lmao

happy for him. IMO he has a a realistic canche to get a starting spot.

kaspar schmeichel on suicide watch

One could be the cup and CL GK + HQ cover for the league.

Two GKs for different competitions is the worst meme in the football

stupid

Put your hands up in the air,
PUT YOUR HANDS - UP - IN THE - AIR

see

Both are right desu

>Klasse-Fußballer

Unsere Neger in der Nationalmannschaft sind voll okay. #Nachbarn

Bad morning everyone.

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How long until the hardliners make her leave the party too?

>denmark
>watching football

Bad Vilbel user

>tfw one of my posts got 20+ (You)s yesterday

They should replace her with Wagenknecht.

i don't believe you

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Yeah, neinhold's bot was stuck in loop. He'll fix that problem today.

It was pretty low effort aswell.
No clue why so many people felt the need to respond.

someone should put this post into a Haiku form.

Love me some lewd shipgirls.

redpill me on this ethnic Schweizer

he's a good non-manlet LB

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can he actually defend?

Yes

Great LB. Solid in defense, smart movements when attacking.

+ good technique for a LB
+ good at set-pieces/crossing
+ still relatively young, so there is still room for improvements
+ good attitude

- He could improve his tackling skills. That does not mean that he's bad at tackling. but his timing isn't always the best.

no he doesn't

schmeichel is a good keeper and only 29

literally just did it for the money

or because he's simply too good for 2.bundes?

oh wew

i dont actually follow the bundes anymore, hannover got relegated?

danke, I wonder why I haven't seen rumour of Poop going for him yet

they were dead last

he might not like scat

that's a pretty big negative, you should have included it.

>i dont actually follow the bundes anymore
>/bundesliga/
see

I think i read it somewhere that bayern was "interested" in the last years. But with Alaba and Bernat they have no need to buy another LB.

???

I mean of this window for Man City

>In der in der Frankfurter Allgemeinen Sonntagszeitung erklärt der neue Bayern-Star: „Ich fand diese Debatte schwer enttäuschend. Dass die Leute nach achteinhalb Jahren bei Borussia Dortmund überhaupt auf den Gedanken kamen, ich würde mich auswechseln lassen, wenn ich nicht müsste. Was soll meine Motivation gewesen sein?“

I think it's safe to say that no person that ever lived on this planet said the word "achteinhalb" more often than Mats Hummels.

i'm just here to shitpost

Maybe his penis achteinhalb cm long

then I'll have to write you up, sorry

A-Junioren Bundesliga
Hoffenheim vs Dortmund

1:1 at HT right now

achteinhalb Zoll vielleicht #pferd

literally no one cares

Things can always change. Maybe they want to check how he is doing at the EC?

Regensburgo vs Wolfsburgo II right now desu

Are release clauses mandatory in Germany like they are in Spain? There just seems to be a lot of them.

Maybe

???

Sounds like someone is mad that his club lacks a good youth squad

are u in bavaria?

>Are release clauses mandatory in Germany like they are in Spain?
No they're not. It just makes it easier for talented players to leave if a big club comes knocking.

no, in Dunkeldeutschland

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fuck off dynamo scum

just

i'm n-not from Houston

I'm back. Nice to see Kevin Magnussen's rival crash.

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>marrying a 14 year old

>Tobias Schweinsteiger

I wish he wrote it in English like this "we have been engaged/married since two years"

"it's been two years since she said yes" is cuter

yeah, that would've been funny

>proposing in Venice
Gay as fuck, literally cringing

"we knutsched here two years ago tihihihihi" is better

lol have u seen the video of Big Sam dancing

Gay in Venice
- in movies theatres Autumn 2016

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>ja, herzlich "thank you" würd' ich sagen