Why is handball so underrated? There are crybabies, there are memeplayers, it's intense, it's brutal...

Why is handball so underrated? There are crybabies, there are memeplayers, it's intense, it's brutal. What went wrong then? I really enjoy watching this.
>inb4 i just want to show that Kielce is superior

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It's a pretty meme sport that is irrelevant here apart from international tournaments.

It has great potential because only relevant countries + slavic countries play it.

Because being able to control a ball with your hands isn't as impressive or powerful as with your feet

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Because there is no skill involved

See

Op is the biggest faggot in Sup Forums. Dubs confirm it.

lol

Are we watching the game guys?
I like Kielce, but i'm rooting for Aaron

Oh shit. Penalties.

HANDBALL > FOOTBALL

BIELECKI > RONALDO

I watched the game in Cologne only because I ran into the Kielce fans in the centre and walked and chanted with them all the way to the stadium. Was top bants

I'm a Kielce fan for life now. There were a lot of cameras on us I would love to know if I made it onto polish media

I hope that someday polish club will win CL in relevant sport

it was never popular in england and it's too late now

Not big in the US

I think I might have played it once or twice in high school gym, but that's it

sexiest sport
lots of contact, thick asses and thighs, lots of grabbing and shirt pulling

this

pure luck, he just swings every member of his body randomly, no wonder the score is at double digits halfway through.

because you literally don't even have to be an athlete to play this, it's a fucking childs game
if you play handball you might as well play indoor hockey

its a meme sport like Lacrosse, it will never be big. Just have a few niche followers who swear its great.

same as american football. You only need to run quick

I'm guessing that you have never play it

>catch a ball
>throw it at a net

looks really difficult senpai

yeah kicking is so hard...

It's a lot harder to control and direct a ball with your feet than it is with your hands

Throwing and catching is baby-tier

HAHAHAHA KEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>Oy la, throw it sphere at me sticks and I try to hit it hard la. then I run
>That's a great idea Pajeet!

>Hey, Jose maybe we will try to play the same game as Pajeet and Samir, but easier and more dumbed down.
>Well, Tyrone that sounds like a great idea. Yiihaa! Imma run and tell my bull about this, pardner!

>Hey, Jose Nuñes Alberto Rosario da Silva, what sports are we good at?
>Well, football and volleyball.
>Let's lose at both of them to our superior Central European overlords!

HAHAHAHAHA TELL ME WHEN YOU BEAT OUR ASSES AT VOLLEYBALL, HANDBALL, SPEEDWAY AND SKI JUMPING. UNTIL THEN YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY PATHETIC. YOU WERE SO SCARED OF COMPETITION YOU PULLED OUT OF '80 OLYMPICS. JUST GO AND WATCH APEHOOP AND SMELLYBAT HAHAHA

oh, wait...

POLES ARE THE BEST PAID NATION IN THE NBA, EVEN THE NIGGERS GET KEKED

Sounds comfy desu

I play it regularly in school. I was decent at it because it takes no skill, just jump and shoot at a huge target 3 meters away from you. The sports sucks and I would much rather play futsal or basketball.

*played

but.... basketball....

this is the dumbest position in sports

prove me wrong

Yeah it was pretty comfy

>speedway

you can't just make up sports that you're good at Poland

NFL punter is dumber.

>NFL punter is dumber.
really? you get paid millions of dollars to kick a ball 5 or 6 times a week. you have the lowest chance of being injured than any of the other people on your team. you only work once a week. did i mention the millions of dollars?
arguably the smartest job to go after in history

man, goalies have it relatively easy, they occasionaly get hit in the face, that is probably the only downside to it

don't forget the knackers

>there are ppl defending this gay sport
all that jump over the line and throw shit and this gay defending/goalkeeping

I would love to be a punter

>length of shot clock left to referee's discretion
>flagrant fouls and temporary ejections left to referee's discretion
>stopping the clock left to scoring table's discretion
>flow of the game constantly broken with fouls

It's one of the memest sports out there, along with "water-polo".

Gay sport that doesn't require any kind of athleticism to play.

Even women's sports are better

Stop trolling Poland
this is our day of success

what a stupid argument

its harder to control a ball with your feet therefore the standards are lowered, hence the shitshow of retarded flailing that ends in 0-0 is called "great" by yuropoors

...

handball is painfull boring to watch

>that 'just like in my pornos' gif
>one handball qt landing on another with her hands on the other's boobs
Muh dik

Good pic

If game was great we call it great even if its end at 0-0

I played a bit in some high school tournament years ago for whatever fucking reason. Fun sport to play tbqh

Is it at all relevant internationally?

Probablt just as relevant as austalia is
Which is not at all

saved to my american banter folder

Save a screenshot of our medal count while youre at it
>having less medals than sweden

another addition to my collection

It's the second or third most popular sport here.

Tell that to Lee Richardson youtu.be/JspIg71bKDg

>being such a cuck you die playing other nation's sport

HAHAHAHA YOU CAN'T MAKE THAT SHIT UP

handball
>lots of physical contact
>requires an amazing amount of technique
>teamwork is everything, defense has to be precisely coordinated
>dangerous, you can eaisly lose an eye
>athletic
>one of the most popular sports in the first world

Basketball
>uhh, you need to throw ball through the hoop well
>no athleticism needed, since any contact=faul
>it's kinda better when you are tall
>showing your dick on national television is considered normal for basketball players

NIGGERS ON SUICIDE WATCH HAHAHA

Rules are to complicated for Anglo-Saxons

HOW THE FUCK CAN WE LOSE FROM 9(NINE, KILENC, NEUN) GOALS LEAD

give back the fucking title, its ours, you lost, you should have left the fucking pitch in shame

I don't know xD

good women sport for watching
but seriously this

Handball is a great sport but the most underrated sport is volleyball.

>mfw fags only watch women's volleyball at the olympics or something because of dat ass when men's volleyball is obviously superior

Only Dorftrottel watch it in Germany.

I feel your pain brother ;_;

More like only true nordic aryan gods. Handball is the white man's sport, enjoy your nigs and turks with football.

>Kielce
you mean: Refballce?

It's pretty popular here.
Too bad we're terrible on a international level.

In America Volleyball is what the girls play during Football season

>talking about shame when you lost that lead

Lmfao famalam

What city are you from m9?

Dorf Hausen ;_;

Mis lados

Rocket League is the only ball sport that is relevant 2bh

>bitter Kielfag

cry more german scum, no money can give you talent

Bitter about what? Kielce won lmao

The only bitterness is spluttering from your foamy dribbling mouth you dirty Magyar

Redpill me on handball Sup Forums. Simply judging this picture I would say it's like soccer with your hands instead of feet? Is there contact allowed? Any weird rules? What's the deal?

Basketball rules applied to soccer structure.

Not even true. Highest attendance in the world for the last 30 years at least.

its allowed, its similar to waterpolo in terms on contanct, they do all kinds of dirty shit

Do you have to dribble (bounce) the ball?

It's not like soccer, games end like 32 to 30

It's like basketball with more contact and goals instead of hoops.

This.

But that works to your benefit, Dejan, because you balkanfags are renowned for being cheeky cunts that love to take advantage of stuff like that in any sport.

Yes. Dribbling, not allowed to take more than 3 steps holding the ball, etc.. It's slightly more physical than Basketball, i guess.

Basically this in terms of contact. The guy that plays center and goes in the middle in between the defense lads receives a nice session of ''''contact'''' per game.

Other than that it's bounce the ball at least once per 3 steps, you cannot step on the area while the ball is in your hands (thats why they do all this fancy jumping), and defenders cannot step their own area at all.

I unironically watch women's volleyball for more than dat ass

> slightly
No no no, user.
It's fucking savage at times.

>(pic related)

>tfw you realise just about every sport is shit in some way
>football is just slightly less shit than the others

I really enjoy the sport, but it's hard to follow it in the US. I actually await the Summer Olympics so that I can enjoy some lovely handball.

It's ok, used to play it as a kid, then turned into a manlet :(
btw shouldn't americans love it? I mean they're always complaining about football because a game can finish 0-0, they should love a sport than finishes 26-25, no?

reply to my post you fucks

how regularly are games played
how easily can I find streams
how many countries take it seriously

no Americans only like sports where they are winning.

>It's one of the memest sports out there, along with "water-polo".
>tfw played both as a lad

Are golf and tennis not sports Americans like? NHL is one of the Big 4 leagues, but Americans don't like hockey?

yeah and they are all sports where americans are pretty good at and have a decent chance of winning in, your point?

You think anyone expects Isner to have a decent chance of winning a major? Is your great revelation here that some sports in America are more popular than others, just like some sports in Australia or the Netherlands are more popular than others?

Whatever theory you have is stupid and there will be a counter example if you don't move any goalposts

Golf is a huge sport because so many rich old people play it and it's the only sport you can play at that age, not the winning factor

I wouldn't even call tennis that big of a sport in America, but >who is Serena Williams?

Rich old people play squash and sail too, but no one cares about those. Yes I realize that age is much less a factor in elite competitveness in golf than squash

But yes, you with golf it's pretty hard to say that it's the chance of an American winning are the main factor of its popularity

>Women's sports
user, think about what the fuck you are doing.

And you have a pretty high threshold to say that tennis isn't a popular American sport.

Tennis isn't a top 5 sport in America

>Women's sports
Sorry by all means but Serena is considered a top athlete and hyped up all the time on american tv. Which is what draws your people into tennis. but again it's all irrelevant as tennis isn't a big sport in the USA per se

Because it's all about the refball.

So you want to list the Top 5 sports of each country by television viewership then and explain to me what is so offending about America?