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racists fuck off

plymouth is actually an alright place

janny shan't be pleased

Minorities MUST use other entrance

Watching Casey Neistat

good post

*dies alone*

Business idea all Anglos move to zimbabwe

too many tabs open
need to cull this one
sorry lids

anyone seen my glasses?

DECENT EDITION

we should enforce Apartheid in /brit/
one thread for whites only
the other for wogs and yanks

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Na mate colonials can go

White is gay

dislike leaf /brit/ posters ngl

business idea: buy giant buttplugs and stick them up my arse

gf trying to comfort me over text, tried to brush it off like I'm actually fine

don't think she's having it

*looks at this post*
it's above average hmm yes certainly a keeper

haha 2nd from right has weird bent legs like mine

doin a baklava and shitpost

Went to a science museum thing in Amsterdam and there was a little exhibit with doors that read "WHITES ONLY" and "NON-WHITES ONLY".

Made me chuckle.

Sign up here, make one post get banned within seconds. Makes janny look like a wimp

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business idea: make crystal meth cool again, then sell it

God exists but he purposefully creates doubt in his existence and never reveals his existence to make sure Heaven doesn't get too overcrowded with believers

WTF i hate trump now!

business idea: bureaucratic centrism

American cities are really nice

doing a balaclava and shitpost

why would anybody with a brain make it so that not many people could go to heaven? that's a dick move

canadians think they're british

canadians think they're better than americans

is this real?

business idea: wear a choker

Okay, thx lad I'll look into your suggestion.

Reckon id be much happier as deano

have eaten so much baklava in my life

consumed 2700 calories today

1 is dubious
2 is true

god isn't a vibrator, he doesn't exist to make you happy

*puts choker on*
*asphyxiates and dies*

>fertilizer

foy

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America would be really great if every road weren't a highway that you had to travel down to get anywhere even if you just want to pop to the shop for a can of fanta or whatever

if he didn't want people to be happy he wouldn't have made it so that people can feel happiness

>called a choker
>doesn't choke you

what is this?

gays

that's a man

the fuck are you even supposed to do all day in heaven anyway? its a really flimsy premise when you think about it

black belt in dicksucking

my secret plan

People don't look towards God in times of happiness

need a qt gf to cuddle

>takeaway near me has 24/7 in the name
>Isn't 24/7

Whats the fucking point

shitpost on heavenly /brit/ all day, and there's no janny around

worship god i thnk

tricks

ah yes, he should have just created a race of eternal smackheads
pleasure is not purpose
heem unbelievers

good post by an enlightened mick
very good
move to NI and let the union in

whatever you want as long as it isn't sinful i assume

I think "place in the clouds with angels" is a metaphor tbqh

Heaven is likely whatever you want it to be

If you want heaven to be a sinful place, you're likely not going to go to heaven

Must be boring, whatever it is

1. your country
2. how is the gf situation in your country

1. canada
2. NOT good

It's like being a NEET but with unlimited power

*pays the canadian to fuck off*

all that would be needed is better urban planning, but its too late for that now.

some cities are very comfy in terms of walk-ability and having stuff close by

when I lived in Toronto I had a market, a small 24h shop, a pub, several restaurants, a park, and a coffeshop all right on my street.

might fuck a tranny 2bh

good post

t. quebec

so for men i imagine heaven involves sex all day with attractive women

but how do women imagine it

>pleasure is not purpose
yeah it is and you have no way of proving me otherwise
life is one massive hedonistic orgy and people are driven by their desires such as food, water, sex, love etc, everybody is an animalistic runt who would collapse and die if it weren't for pleasure

banter

be absorbed back into the being of Brahman and infinite bliss of universal consciousness to be reborn again.

maybe if you stopped focusing on us so much you could develop some decent gimmicks

shitting on leafs isnt original or even funny at this point and you do it every thread

>there are people in this thread who haven't taken the local pill

Woeful

business idea: invade another country, flood it with british people and then claim it's british because the people there are british

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my heaven would be a realm of millions and millions of railways, and every single one is renationalised

>called some Turkish place name
>it's in England

stale idea satan, already did this with like half the world

reminder that if you don't care about municipal politics you're an absolute nonce

You just worship God all day but it feels really awesome so heaven is like being high out of your mind 24/7

tend to my fields, serf

worked for putin

worked for the Texans

ah yes wood green

kek

How long until Britain is no longer British?

Absolute #Madwoman

worked for Hitler

kebab shops tend to do that
just like sudam restaurants have sudam inspired names

you are stupid

Are the royal family even human?

going to neg an user

don't understand what this post's about. won't be clicking on the image to find out.

Business idea: shitpost behind a UK proxy
Oh wait...

business idea: make britain to be about british

what's the best shop to do online shopping

She looks slightly inbred

honestly plan on running for office some day. something small like a state senator would be nice but the house would be ideal. i could listen to the people and cast votes for change and compromise

asda, cheapest delivery