CANZUK edition
/brit/
Other urls found in this thread:
fansonline.net
twitter.com
racists fuck off
plymouth is actually an alright place
janny shan't be pleased
Minorities MUST use other entrance
Watching Casey Neistat
good post
*dies alone*
Business idea all Anglos move to zimbabwe
too many tabs open
need to cull this one
sorry lids
anyone seen my glasses?
DECENT EDITION
we should enforce Apartheid in /brit/
one thread for whites only
the other for wogs and yanks
...
...
Na mate colonials can go
White is gay
dislike leaf /brit/ posters ngl
business idea: buy giant buttplugs and stick them up my arse
gf trying to comfort me over text, tried to brush it off like I'm actually fine
don't think she's having it
*looks at this post*
it's above average hmm yes certainly a keeper
haha 2nd from right has weird bent legs like mine
doin a baklava and shitpost
Went to a science museum thing in Amsterdam and there was a little exhibit with doors that read "WHITES ONLY" and "NON-WHITES ONLY".
Made me chuckle.
Sign up here, make one post get banned within seconds. Makes janny look like a wimp
business idea: make crystal meth cool again, then sell it
God exists but he purposefully creates doubt in his existence and never reveals his existence to make sure Heaven doesn't get too overcrowded with believers
WTF i hate trump now!
business idea: bureaucratic centrism
American cities are really nice
doing a balaclava and shitpost
why would anybody with a brain make it so that not many people could go to heaven? that's a dick move
canadians think they're british
canadians think they're better than americans
is this real?
business idea: wear a choker
Okay, thx lad I'll look into your suggestion.
Reckon id be much happier as deano
have eaten so much baklava in my life
consumed 2700 calories today
1 is dubious
2 is true
god isn't a vibrator, he doesn't exist to make you happy
*puts choker on*
*asphyxiates and dies*
>fertilizer
foy
...
America would be really great if every road weren't a highway that you had to travel down to get anywhere even if you just want to pop to the shop for a can of fanta or whatever
if he didn't want people to be happy he wouldn't have made it so that people can feel happiness
>called a choker
>doesn't choke you
what is this?
gays
that's a man
the fuck are you even supposed to do all day in heaven anyway? its a really flimsy premise when you think about it
black belt in dicksucking
my secret plan
People don't look towards God in times of happiness
need a qt gf to cuddle
>takeaway near me has 24/7 in the name
>Isn't 24/7
Whats the fucking point
shitpost on heavenly /brit/ all day, and there's no janny around
worship god i thnk
tricks
ah yes, he should have just created a race of eternal smackheads
pleasure is not purpose
heem unbelievers
good post by an enlightened mick
very good
move to NI and let the union in
whatever you want as long as it isn't sinful i assume
I think "place in the clouds with angels" is a metaphor tbqh
Heaven is likely whatever you want it to be
If you want heaven to be a sinful place, you're likely not going to go to heaven
Must be boring, whatever it is
1. your country
2. how is the gf situation in your country
1. canada
2. NOT good
It's like being a NEET but with unlimited power
*pays the canadian to fuck off*
all that would be needed is better urban planning, but its too late for that now.
some cities are very comfy in terms of walk-ability and having stuff close by
when I lived in Toronto I had a market, a small 24h shop, a pub, several restaurants, a park, and a coffeshop all right on my street.
might fuck a tranny 2bh
good post
t. quebec
so for men i imagine heaven involves sex all day with attractive women
but how do women imagine it
>pleasure is not purpose
yeah it is and you have no way of proving me otherwise
life is one massive hedonistic orgy and people are driven by their desires such as food, water, sex, love etc, everybody is an animalistic runt who would collapse and die if it weren't for pleasure
banter
be absorbed back into the being of Brahman and infinite bliss of universal consciousness to be reborn again.
maybe if you stopped focusing on us so much you could develop some decent gimmicks
shitting on leafs isnt original or even funny at this point and you do it every thread
>there are people in this thread who haven't taken the local pill
Woeful
business idea: invade another country, flood it with british people and then claim it's british because the people there are british
...
my heaven would be a realm of millions and millions of railways, and every single one is renationalised
>called some Turkish place name
>it's in England
stale idea satan, already did this with like half the world
reminder that if you don't care about municipal politics you're an absolute nonce
You just worship God all day but it feels really awesome so heaven is like being high out of your mind 24/7
tend to my fields, serf
worked for putin
worked for the Texans
ah yes wood green
kek
How long until Britain is no longer British?
Absolute #Madwoman
worked for Hitler
kebab shops tend to do that
just like sudam restaurants have sudam inspired names
you are stupid
Are the royal family even human?
going to neg an user
don't understand what this post's about. won't be clicking on the image to find out.
Business idea: shitpost behind a UK proxy
Oh wait...
business idea: make britain to be about british
what's the best shop to do online shopping
She looks slightly inbred
honestly plan on running for office some day. something small like a state senator would be nice but the house would be ideal. i could listen to the people and cast votes for change and compromise
asda, cheapest delivery