/heem/: jds edition

UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
(((FIGHT PASS PRELIMS START AT 6 PM EDT, 3 PM PDT, 11 PM BST, FS1 PRELIMS START AT 7 PM EDT, 4 PM PDT, 12 AM BST, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 9 PM EDT, 6 PM PDT, 2 AM BST)))

UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)

UPCOMING EVENTS (July):
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Inductions
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Kimbo vs Thompson)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)

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>UFC FN 88 weigh in results
mmajunkie.com/2016/05/ufc-fight-night-88-live-and-official-weigh-in-results-1

>Maldonaldo on Fedor fight
mmafighting.com/2016/5/27/11538170/fabio-maldonado-explains-how-he-expects-to-beat-the-best-of-all-times

>Emil Weber Meek was congratulated by the UFC after heeming Ronda Paulharris
mmafighting.com/2016/5/27/11794472/emil-meek-reflects-on-knockout-win-over-rousimar-palhares-says-ufc

>FN89 card change
mmafighting.com/2016/5/27/11794578/kid-yamamoto-injured-joe-soto-steps-in-to-fight-chris-beal-at-ufc

Other urls found in this thread:

instagram.com/p/BF_pfTbk3L9/
poll-maker.com/poll704803x04104003-29
youtube.com/watch?v=AP1B0sSW704
twitter.com/AnonBabble

be very careful

>leave rda to me

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>risky bussiness

>nate will win the rematch

JON

fags

is he going to cry again?

>check tonight's card
>literal whos

Guess I'm not staying up for that.

>everywhere

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this card is unironically great

rolling for 2111

>free mcduck

>ufc 200

> ----> let them bang

her daughter?

Man there's some absolute tards on this site, I know /heem/ gets bad but bloody hell

Where did you see them?

In the mirror LOL REKT

>actually posting a new thread on time and not 20 or even 10 posts early
good job lad

Wew, finals coming in fast.

What i miss?

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Other boards desu, mostly just feels like newfags trying to fit in so they constantly use buzzwords but it is what it is

haha Sir you sure got me good there

>cuck detected

How many bongs, lads?

well, at least not 20 posts early. can't stand fucking faggots racing to be OP and posting meme shit 50 posts prematurely

It is what is is: Autism.

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What's this from?

Read the OP

>read the OP
Well memed

instagram.com/p/BF_pfTbk3L9/

>ywn have a dog
i hate being a cityfag apartment nerd

poor Paul Harris. it's not like he does it on purpose, he's just a bit of a dumdum.

>cityfag apartment

how do you live with yourself?

poor Paul Harris. it's not like he does it on purpose, he's just a bit of a dumdum.

>instagram.com/p/BF_pfTbk3L9/
well now i want frankie to win

Holy shit lads that's a true warrior there.


Also
>This bird has got some balls huh?
>w..what?

that guy could be blocking those with his face and it wouldn't even hurt him

My boy The Horror Story going to unleash that heavy leather tonight lads

god i wish she'd pull that pose on my dick

We have individual predictions, but lets see if we can get a majority board prediction.
Every option is available, with geo locations so we can see what country is voting what.
>VOTE
poll-maker.com/poll704803x04104003-29
>VOTE
poll-maker.com/poll704803x04104003-29
>VOTE
poll-maker.com/poll704803x04104003-29

wtf lad

Why?

having to cut to 135 is kind of a lot for a fit bird

she is stacked in the lower half

Quicker way to see what the majority think

You want to have a lot of muscle to cut water, though. It's easier than doing it with fat, even.

You'd rather drop water from muscle than your brain, right?

how long did that take you?

I guess, sort of feels odd though

You going to do this for future cards too?

>poll-maker.com/poll704803x04104003-29
this autism

just do a strawpoll for the big fights if u want to find that out

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About 10 minutes in total, just put in the names/fights and generated all the possible outcomes online, then just ctrl & v'd it into pollmaker

STUPID
ASS
COWBOY
CERRONE

how do I get balls like that bird

Silicone oil injections.

that last shot probably took 3 years off his life

reminiscent of bigfoot overeem

paige is very pretty when the camera isnt focusing on her monkey face

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My middle finger on my right hand won't stop fucking twitching. How do I stop it lads?

This must be one of the worst UFC nights.
Not a single interesting fighter.

You sound carb depleted
30-40 bananas should have you fixed up in no time.

shove it up your bum and enjoy the free vibrator

filthy casual get out

>tfw you forget you're posting on a board with flags

>There's a guy who lives in Las Vegas
throw a banana in the ring when sterling fights

how do views in youtube work?

I want to give nate views on youtube.com/watch?v=AP1B0sSW704

>le samefag accuse :DD

>geo locations
no

:DD

Watch the video all the way through, give it a thumbs up. More views on Nates content makes him a more desirable interview, and furthers his career. You could also follow Nates social media accounts and retweet/favorite/like what he posts.

>only one user per country

That sure would be a neat board.

you're trying way too hard

her lower leg is thicker than her upper leg wtf

yes, my goal is to pretend successfully on Sup Forums

They're called cankles

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a noble endeavor. i pretend i'm better than all these autists too

apparently im from curitiba now, good to know

You're not fooling me, buddy

shoo, shoo polska troll

Schaub is replacing Rogan lads

>interviews from the shadow realm ft. prince naseem

forearms bigger than upper arm too

i thought prince naseem retired years ago

I'd still hit it

wait a sec is that schaub

is that pic real, what organization is that

It's clearly djokovic you can see the round scores down the bottom

Washouts Fighting Championship

Shaub is their posterboy

schaub can freely pass into the shadow realm at will after his UFC career so he got a job interviewing boxers who have been recently knocked out. good on him

absolutely rekt

>go to give Dana a whitey handshake

>he gives you a blacky handshake

I should heem all you goofs for stealing my joke and not even giving me you's

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me every day in high school

Guys I think Claudia Gadelha posted her tits on snapchat by a mistake right now. She looks thick!

take screenshot, ya goof

>referee level: mazagatti

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chrissy a waifu