/med/ general

depression edition

That feel when hungry

secondo per padania bianca e cristiana

Third for high quality olive oil

I'm hungry too

isn't that tunisia

Moroccan olive oil > Tunisian olive oil

tunisian olive oil is a meme

...

>tfw too apathetic to do anything

italian olive oil >>>>>>>>>> african tree piss

these generals will never work
stop trying

>italy
>med

we are central europeans

shutup and bring the salsa greece

what's the name of the greek general? i forgot

You're right

Argan masterrace

> t. Alberto Barbozzi, proud Juventus fan and Lega Nord voter
> let's go get naked and dance around a river, lads, since we was Celts and shit

If you start so negatively, that's sure it will not help

/hell/

>Men in 1916
"Empty your rifles of rounds and fix bayonets. When you hear the whistle, climb over the trench and charge the Krauts' positions!"

>Boys in 2016
"Wah! I'm depressed! There're no jobs in this city, I'm forced to live with my parents, and all the women only date black guys!"

>start
people have been going at this autistic idea for a long time and each time it failed
what makes you think it won't fail now?

Hi

>what makes you think it won't fail now?
>Hope.
Also love and magic.

>tfw you didn't do anything remotely useful this month

>Hope.
>Also love and magic
absolute memes
stop living in fantasyland Pierre Mohammedeaux

tfw your country is the only unstable one in the med
feelsbadman


well not counting syria

Hi

And Lebanon, Israel, palestine and turkey

lebanon and palestine ok
but israel and turkey are stable

Im pretty sure Turkey, Israel and Lebanon are 10 times more stable compared to Libya.

r8 my gf, lads

>Burningsreal and kurd ridden coup striken turkey

Still pretty unstable tbqh

Hot

>stop living in fantasyland
But It's the only thing that keep me alive. Fleeing reality.

ah lebanon is as bad as libya mate

>rainbows make me a girl!
1/10 barely tried

>all the women only date black guys
This is exclusive to white countries. Really makes you think

A lot of juve fans come from the south

>But It's the only thing that keep me alive
life is a meme
kys

>gender=sex

hello Middle Ages, how are the Crusades going?

I don't know about it. Quick recap if possible

>miltiias stronger than the govt
>sectarian conflict
>identity issue
>isis

WE IZ KELTS, WE WUZ ROLLIN IN DA MUD WHEN DA SHITSKIN ROMANZ WUZ WRITIN POETRY N SHIEEET

kill yourselves

Lebanon is a gorillion sectarian microstates

>ah lebanon is as bad as libya mate
hahahaha, whatever makes you sleep at night

afaik it stopped nowadays and all playing nice guy around "kind hearted king and queen". am i being memed?

Don't tempt me.

>just when you think having a leaf on a flag is the stupidest idea ever, here it comes a whole fucking tree

Yup

Only christian frenchizised parts are livable

mathar fanculo

I like living in a lie.

FUCK YOU CEDARS ARE COOL

>Only christian frenchizised parts are livable
That's a sack of bullshit if I've ever seen one.
Stop spreading false information you faggot.

>they are queers itt

ok dear lebanon. You explain us the situation. Im curious

Says you, you disgusting fag.

Ok :c

You don't realize it because Egypt's already black

This.
If I had to choose one tree tu put on my flag I choose this one.

>coming from lebanon

The Christian dominated/controlled areas have a higher standard of living, sure, but they're definietly not the only livable parts here.
Even the southern suberbs of Beirut are perfectly normal. The only shitty parts are camps where poorfags, syrians and palis reside. As for the political situation, yes, it's a shitfest but It's working out one step at a time. Especially now that we finally have a president after 3 years of vacancy

t. roleplaying monafaggot or whatever

cute boys need penetrative love too

Ah, another victim of the American education

mmmmmh?

you live in beirut?
cuz i'd rather live in sirte than your shitty copy of our tripoli

hey mom i live in the most expensive shithole in the world
please think im cute hurr durr im so french

>desert dweller prefers to live in some desert while calling a coastal city a shithole

hmmmmmm

South coast med > north coast

t. Breadbasket of rome

yeah lebanon is totally so european it has no desert
okay mister white you win
lebanon is so awesome
where else will i go to skii and tan at the same time?

>coastal city = european
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Come on, you're all /med/. Can't you guys get along together?

pic
No they need to be hanged desu
One foreign dynasty, doesn't count as whole egypt. good argument would be "EGYPT IS IN AFRICA" destroys me every time

and where do you think i live?

Why so assblasted, Algeria?

in some desert called sirte to be quite honest with you familia

>Mena

>Get along

We get in wars just for the lulz goddamit

hey mom look at me posting some shitty graphic from wikileldia in french
please think im cute hurr durr im so french

Meh, just banter.

sirte is on the coast familia
as i said you're wow so white and awesome
wow where else will i find such amazing sights such as pic related

NIGGA DON'T KNOW 'BOUT MUH 25TH DYNASTY

t. Pierre mustapha kamal le libanais

Whatever makes it easier to sleep at night while ISIS bombs your city, lad

Yeah but he's from Morocco, so maybe he just speak french very well. It's nice from him to send me a pic in french though.

sure thing
be sure to write lebanon stronk on the lira when you pay your 1000,000,000 rent for this month

>~$600 is "expensive" in libya

hmm

>/med/
>actually just /mena/ with some americans and frogs
Uhhm...

FRANCE bleas mage your gids behave, dangs

Lol so the majority of lebanon is barely livable and to live in the good areas you have to make a fortune
Wow way to tell them you shiite cunt

is european med, dare I say, the true med?

There's something wrong with that picture

>britain
>med

mm and Lebanese people are phoenician

I want fug your woman

yeah like hell it's expensive
we live comfy lives paying 350$ a month for rent while the smallest rent in lebanon is around 1000$
for a one bedroom shit apartment

stuff being expensive isn't a good thing btw

>refugee camps
>majority of lebanon

what did he mean by this?

All of your ex-colonies speak french well (except l'indochine maybe)

You get it.

>Romania /med/
>Uk /med/

English is g*rmanic

fuck you
FUCK YOU
CARTHAGE STRONK

Even the shittiest apartment will cost you a million dollars to buy if its anywhere near a city. Stop lying to yourself
Just because your oh so snuggable teddy bear nasrallah saves your ass doesn't mean the majority of actual lebs have it good too