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Exciting transfers when? - Edition

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when will my team win the CL

If Twente hadn't been forcibly relegated €15m would be about fair. Still better off outbidding the competition.

Which competition? First time I have heard of Ziyech tßh

Ask the magic 8 ball

Thanks to Hummels they have the money.

Half of Europe apparently. Though I get the feeling he'd want to go to a club with European football, so half of them are out of the running anyway.

Probably going to come out of the Gündogan money. Hummels money will go into a new CB (Dragovic/ Toprak), and Guerreiro it's looking like.

Where is everyone?

>Dragovic at Dortmund
Pretty hype

Apparently he's plan B if they can't get Toprak. That being said Subotic and Ginter are both supposedly eyeing moves, so I wouldn't be surprised if they got more than one CB this window.

>A second division team will be in the EL group stages for Switzerland next season
Fugg

just got home

>lugano lost
Fug ;_; I wanted Zeman to win something in his life

At least he didn't get relegated.

Leicester bought Zieler, that's exciting isn't it

Yeah, though a little confusing.

So any transfers?

Not really, are they just going to be signing bench players?

Why is Ronaldo allowed to get all the glory in a final he didn't participate?

Bale was man of the match by a mile

He's a marquee player for real. They have to milk it as much as they can

no it was gabi or ferreira carrasco

Batra, Coric and Janssen to Spurs WHEN?

sup guys
we are gonna buy all the top players and win everything ;D

>Ginter
Man should be happy he's at Dortmund.

What were you up to?

Because he scored the matchwinner once again.

Emerson Hyndman to Man U soon

nothing particular really

Whats going to be this summer's big meme transfer?

Romelu Lukaku to Chelsea?
Dele Alli to PSG?
Steven Gerrard to Tranmere Rovers?

I am looking forward to United crazyspending this summer.

>Man should be happy he's at Dortmund.
He did alright at RB. Tbh he's still good enough at CB for facing half the Bundesliga, but Tuchel apparently doesn't see him there. I could see him going to Leverkusen if Dortmund do end up getting Toprak.

Don't worry, I'm back.

Pretty sure he said he'd leave England if he did move.

>Germany getting BTFO
wew

____ to United

kden

Why Bartra? Spurs have 3 competent CBs already
He wants playing time

>Coric
literally who

Ante Coric
Next modric

Croatian midfield talent.

Will i ever get a gf ?

Weigl on though. The comeback begins now.

Any updates on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?

So it's agreed that Mourinho will be looking for a CB, CM, winger and a forward at least.

So get ripped off for Stones most likely, CM and winger up for debate and maybe Zlatan (if not then possibly a marquee signing like Aubameyang or Griezmann)

i love trans lads

Will that gum I used to like come back in style?

Ibra to United and they win the Premierl eagle, Ibra top scorer

>inb4 Stones has a great Euros and breaks some transfer record or other

Maybe not the gum, but certainly the club.

doubt.jpeg

If he has a shit Euros, would interest in him completely die?

will my future child be a junglist?

Nah, Everton want to get rid of him now. I think they had a falling out, hence why he played like dogshit the second the January transfer window closed.

It would be very painful

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>Mexican footballer Alan Pulido has been kidnapped in the northern border state of Tamaulipas, officials say.

>mexico

Lukaku to Chelsea just confirmed

No because he's English. He has 2 years of being able to be shit before the English decide he never fulfilled his potential.

Honestly, he's been a bit shit this season but could learn from it if the Euro don't crush him

Based

There's being a bit shit, and then there's being a liability. He has made countless errors leading to goals/chances and always takes risks

I'd actually struggle to name 5 CBs worse than him in the premier league who have had similar playing time

Kasper to Manchester United

You tricked me for an isntant

nice one bruva

Utter hyperbole

True, he made more mistakes leading to goals than any other player this season

Big Sam on Strictly

I said nice one

I get this reference.

I'm choosing to ignore that article

Human Traffic was better than Trainspotting

He would be the perfect Mou-keeper desu. I don't think he's a great goalkeeper as such, but I've never seen anyone who were as good as he is, when it comes to starting counter attacks.

will arsenal ever win the cl in my lifetime?

never gets old

lel

BRUVAAAA

how does he get on with his dad? do you know?

My dog had to have his nose amputated

lol

Chelshit is finished aren't they?

Dead in the water

Its fun.

>Former Premier League footballer Adam Johnson has reportedly started up a prison football team which includes other sex offenders


>Johnson is delighted to be playing football again, although he’s not that happy that his team is going to be made up of paedos and perverts,’ a source told the Star on Sunday

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Real life Mean Machine fucking when

KEK

just fuck its shit up

post a pic

How does he smell?

But how.... wait for it, wait for it.... how does he smell!?!?

Terrible!!

I don't get it

>Some of the matches will be a bit fruity because sex offenders are probably the most hated inmates in the prison

That was my immediate thought

They're going to get the shit kicked out of them

This is why I love /trans/.

Haven't been following any transfers this year
Have any important transfers happened so far lads?

I thought they just hated paedophiles?

Adam Johnson went to Sex Offenders FC for free on a six-year deal.

>Sanches to Bayern
>Hummels to Bayern

I think most sex offenders are looked down on. Maybe because most of the victims will be women and children

> a six-year deal.

Could have at least stuck to teenagers

Ousmane Dembele to Dortmund.

Walter Samuel to retirement

>>Hummels to Bayern
If that's true, that's just sad.

Anything else? Wasn't expecting much since it hasn't even begun yet anyway

...

Xhaka to Arsenal

Zieler to Leicester is basically confirmed.

Then a bunch of smaller transfers.

they hate each other

gf to user

yeah I got that impression

old jokes to Sup Forums.

Why?
Is Conte a meme?

Refugees to your country on loan with an option to buy

How come?

Never happening.

You might be in luck, I hear Chad recently pulled out

peter is jealous of kaspers affinity of meme magic

Trans thread ey? Probably get a bans for taking this literal. Fuck you mods, for banning me for nothing last time.

Look at how Italy will play today and decide.