So he is going back to Manchester United?

So he is going back to Manchester United?

No, he'll actually have to try there

he wouldn't be as effective, the EPL is quicker and more competitive than when he left, and he's nearly 32

Erm...he's 31

>American reading comprehension

would like to see him come back 2bh

but he'll probably go to psg if anywhere

Until he's 32 he's 31, retard.

>quicker and more competitive
That's an eloquent way to say "shittier"

If James Vardy can dominate your league, Ronaldo would score 60 league goals per season. And I'm not even a Ronaldo fan

This

ah yes, the token JF hate post. very impressive.

Ronaldo: I want to retire at Real Madird, PSG and United can forget it
Perez: Ronaldo needs to retire at Madrid

Where will he play next season?

>hate
I'm just being objective

You can't justify Leicester walking the league

you're incapable of objective thought when it comes to england.

no shit, user said he was nearly 32, >implying that he's 31 and almost 32. jesus christ

ah yes, the token british delusion post. very impressive.

Oh, I didn't know you were an expert in my persona

Please tell me more about meself

He's baiting you n8

>EPL is quicker and more competitive

in sacking managers maybe

if vardy was spanish, you'd be sucking his dick m8.

I chuckled IRL

Spaniards suck at football, try Argentine/Brazilian/Uruguayan

he looked pretty detached in the celebrations

though he'll probably let the press run the usual PSG/United etc rumours to get a better contract extension from Real towards the end of the window..

If his name was Henrique Kañe, he would be the greatest striker in the world

>Spaniards suck at football

further proof your opinions can't be taken seriously

you don't round up or down in real life dumbass. He's 31 until he becomes 32, that is how life works.

$1.75 is not $2.00.

Nice baitp

lel brits never fail to amuse me with their robot responses to everything

Even Spaniards look good to you, further proof that the English have really low standards

>quicker and more competitive than when he left

wat

>Argentine/Brazilian/Uruguaya

How many argentinian teams played in the Champions League again m8?

if south america is so good, why have european countries won the last 3 world cups?

if south america is so good, why have african countries won the last 3 AFCON's?

what is wrong with his abs? also with his finger nials

If Europe is so good, why have they never won a super bowl?

>zlatan and cr7 at the same team
>mourinho is the manager

This cant end well

This. Also: why are americans so good if they never won the Brazilian Basketball League?

gay

he already said he's retiring at Real Madrid

Always knew Mio was a Real fan

...

Their women won plenty of Brazilian Basketball Cups

If Americans have strict gun laws, why do they always get shot?

He will win Pichichi in 2017

Cap this

He won't be turning 32 for 8 months. He isn't nearly 32

>>>/reddit/

genetics

the epl has not recovered since he left

lets be honest, Kessler's body is better.

Yeah he probably misses Canal Street

>there are people on Sup Forums RIGHT NOW who think this nigga isn't using PEDs

Literally who?

Nah, they've really been clamping down on famous pedo's over here for legal reasons he wills stay in sunny spl or go to qatar where the sheikh can 'indulge' all his desires

care to explain this epic new meme?

Ronaldo isn't gay, he's just homo.

Can someone explain to me the dramatic upturn of goals in 2009-10? It's almost as if it was suddenly easier for him.

'children's underwear competition', regularly helps charitable foundations in which he has access to children. hmmm sounds like jimmy sav to me

>tfw retarted

He's natty

>48 goals in 35 games
>leliga

just a weird coincidence lad, getafe would get champions league in england

Spics btfo

he started playing for a much better side

>Went from a team that just won their league to a team that didn't
Enough with the excuses

He moved to a proper club with midfielders who assist him

man utd got further than real madrid in the CL in 09/10 (knocked out by lyon lel) and 10/11

He moved from CL finalists and the best team in England, to the second best team in Spain.

10/10

>from Giggs and Scholes to Gago and Royston Drenthe
You're fucking stupid

>he unironically rates giggs and scholes

>he unironically rates Gago and Royston Drenthe

>be ronaldo
>score loads of goals in the PL in it's prime years (2005-2010)
>go to Madrid
>score even more loads of goals in a (as of now) superior league
>EPL dwindles down to mediocrity
>people think Ronaldo wouldnt bag 40+ in the EPL at 31, still in his prime years because he takes care of his body
topkek m9

He came into the league as a 17 year old lad. He was 21 or 22 when he hammered in 31. His prime years are beyond that at age 24 to 30 for Real Madrid.

The PL doesn't have 10 or 12 championship level teams with a £5m annual budget to stat pad against though.

he had one impressive goalscoring season in the PL, granted he had more about him than scoring when he was in the PL, but he would be useless if teams weren't setting up tap ins for him these days

but it literally does

This, Ronaldo dominated the PL when he was a young lad

Now he's an even better player, he'd score +50 goals if he was in England

average ronaldo fan

the bottom 5 of the Spanish league is absolute shit tier, I agree. But Ronaldo could easily bag 4 or 5 against terrible sides like Norwich, Newcastle, Sunderland, Aston Villa, Hull city or Sheffield. There isnt that much difference.

He dominated the PL for one season, and that was scoring 'only' 31 goals

He's a far better player now

Probably not at United because their midfielders suck, but at Spurs or Liverpool he'd score 50 goals

the main difference is mindset. the talent level may be similar, but spanish teams have already lost in their head before the game and will be happy with losing only 4-0 or whatever

this is the reason there are so many lopsided scorelines in la liga, real madrid are hardly footballing gods. with barca, ok maybe there's a point

he hates Mourinho

It'd never happen, he wants to play in the Champions League so he'd never move to a midtable team like Man U. He probably doesn't want to move to the Prem as well, he'll have to play actually quality teams most of the season instead of stat-padding against full-time tomato-farmers.

Suarez did it at age 26/27. Shearer even was 34/35. Ronaldo did it at age 21/22/

No, it clearly doesn't

Well only 2 of those 6 are in the PL so good job he's not here

Everything you said is on point until this
Spain literally have a better midfield than those countries

Manlet united maybe.

Ya, but we were talking about centrefowards

he was entering his prime?

fine, bournemouth, hull city, crystal palace, middlesbrough, stoke city, sunderland, watford, West Brom, Neverton and Swansea are all sides he can easily statpad against if he's feeling it.