OFFICIAL SEATTLE MARINERS VS MINNESOTA TWINS GAME THREAD

Dont get sweeped edition

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Back to being shit AGAIN

we dont know that

ROBIEEEEEEE

WAY TO GET THINGS STARTED CANO

alright lets win this one. How's your day been so far M's bros? I watched Sicario and really liked it, and i just ate some blueberry pancakes.

goms

Mike Curto @CurtoWorld 34s35 seconds ago
Mariners have re-acquired Patrick Kivlehan from the Texas Rangers. Assume he's joining Tacoma shortly.

yay. don't think he was doing too well down there though, according to some people

I didnt expect that

can we please stop giving the twins so many HRs

of course

>Walker

Fuck off

is been comfy for the most part

I'm going to look for that bobble head one day

say no more senpai

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>$56
ayyy

great lead off, seager

make sure to steal 3rd, kyle

>55.99

thats a little much

last nights base running debacle has me a little hesitant with guys trying to steal

that's the joke

dank memes are priceless

hell yeah. that happened so much last year

a wild pitch!

everything is running smooth so far

it didnt look like he got hit

he did famalam

FUCK

oh FUCK YOU goldsmith.

>CAN ONLY WATCH IT fall into his glove

Just woke up and gonna be heading to home Depot soon. Gonna build a cage for an iguana. Will be listening in on the radio. Go M's. Try not to embarrass yourselves.

drive it deep, cruz

>just woke up
Are you fucking 16?

how big is the cage going to be?

No. It's my day off.
5x4x2

Can we start panicking if they get swept

The mariners just wanna lose this, don't they?

fuck this series

fuck home games

Fucking money bags Mauer

2 in a row

>It's another give up 100 dingers episode
why can't we play all games on the road

God our starters are getting worse and worse

WHAT THE FUG

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Mariners are a fluke this year. There's no good reason to believe this team will make the playoffs.

Rangers are definitely the better team. Especially now they have Darvish back.

its a complete reverse of last year

Its ogre

m's will sweep the rags

>Rags

its over

taijuan pls

Why does this team suck so much dick at home?

Shitty bloated ballpark

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Only things Rags have better is starting pitching. All those huge contracts ain't hitting a lick besides based beltre but he's probably worse than seager.

marine layer

hit one out sexbomb

No Martin and marte is really hurting us. Will we have them back for the rags series?

nope

supposedly they would both be out for 15 days. then they will work out a little in tacoma to get back in rhythm

Marte will be back June 6th and Martin will be longer. He went on the 15 day on friday

what are you doing walker

Since when is our pitching terrible?

I can't watch anymore

Gonna go smoke a joint then shit post on another board

Later

>Mariners GM Jerry Dipoto did an AMA (Ask Me Anything) on Reddit Friday and shared a few interesting things. He said he would be shocked if Mike Zunino doesn’t play for the Mariners this season, and that ideally the catcher would come up when rosters expand in September. Dipoto also called the trade to get Wade Miley from Boston the toughest trade he made in the offseason “because of the high esteem we held Carson Smith in.”

see you next time

it just isn't tai's day

youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI

angie lookin good

they just keep pouring it on

Who knew the Twins were this good

checked

Give him back you son of a bitch! Miley doesn't even belong on minor league bullpen

aoki do something

Miley is elite. All of our starters have been equally shit

lol carson just had a TJS

will the indians win one for da land?

no

Will anyone notice?

It's funny that facing west coast teams is actually good for the Twins this year (also 3-0 vs. Anaheim), when most years >we're shit against the west coast

>Mauer 3 straight games with a homer
>Sano 4 straight games with a homer

we are literally going to be swept by the twins

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the pitching staff needs to get on this

>meme song time

just great

lets try this again m's and get a run this inning

I dont get to listen to it

lucky you

God Bless America is such a shit song

Oh god, I wonder what song they chose (or made)

Well, as long as they didn't try to emulate Nickelback, like Seattle's other in-season team

Edwin Diaz since being converted into a reliever

>shitty Sup Forums tier anime
Just stop

normally its Louis Louis, but they do God Bless America every sunday

no you

got a guy on base

LEAVE GUTI ALONE HE'S A FRAGILE MAN

and the inning ends with a dp

roylels picked up joe beimlel

...

why

hey argie

just one run m's

crap

im gonna take a nap. gg twinslads. if a miracle happens then i'll just cry when i wake up.

sleep well

>mfw secret Twinkie's fan