>tfw too inteligint to not make a new thred
/brit/
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leaf is a shit
>his IQ is a real number
person that makes money from buying and selling things
heard Fidel's cigars were made of FUCKING LEAVES
why are my captions so big! How do I turn them down!?
ex-poly on £103k here. Eat muh shit, nerds.
but why would anyone lie? it's not funny
Indeed,
My stats
>6ft3
>90kg
>8 inch willy
>Went to Oxford
post what choons you're listening to lids
>lying about what your job is or how much you earn even though you're still at uni and not employed yet
is this some sort of self defence mechanism students have? worried that degrees not going to hold any weight?
Autism test: what's the missing number in this sequence?
1, 13, x, 73, 121
A young student was savagely attacked in a McDonald’s branch after a man discovered she was from London.
The sports science student, who has shared pictures of her blood-stained clothes after the incident, told the MEN: “I noticed him talking to people when I went up to get my chicken nuggets.
“As soon as he asked where I was from and I said I was from London, he just switched.
“He started swearing at me and giving me abuse. He called me a f*****g Southerner, saying I was f*****g tramps and that he hated Londoners.
>Megan described her attacker as white, around 5ft 4ins, with a Salford accent.
The Prodigy
>6'4
>91 kg
>9 inch willy
>Went to Cambridge
Sorry lad
how retarded do you unironically have to be to think humans have existed for tens of thousands of years seperate from each other in vastly different environments but are somehow all exactly the same
nobody will deny certain breeds of dog are more intelligent than others, or have certain behavioural patterns specific to their breed. the same with literally any other subspecies of animal.
youre literally a fucking mong if you think there is no relation between race and intelligence, and need to fuck off and not talk to me ever again.
reminder the man who discovered the structure of DNA and got a nobel prize for it came out and said there is a clear relation between race and intelligence and he got crucified for it by the leftie establishment.
Did my 'prenticeship at the school of hard knocks
Graduated from the university of life
Currently on 25k 12 years on, feeling jealous yet runts?
27
1488
>>Megan described her attacker as white, around 5ft 4ins, with a Salford accent.
*goes into hiding*
>5ft 4
Great digits and a great man. Southerners BTFO
what is your reasoning?
close
Thing is, when they get older, they'll cringe like fuck at how they used to before and feel resentment towards the students of the day.
I feel like that now. Fucking hate students
>his iq can be expressed using any current system of numbers
someone's gotta sweep the floors i suppose
Hospitality Managers make a good bit of money
genuinely wish I had majored is some "useless" liberal arts and done that
the new top gear is literally banter.
listening to silvio rodriguez and doing a think about cuba and castros legacy leds
also enjoying all these alt-rightists getting all hyped because xDDD le gommies xDDD whilst pretending they're any different from mainstream conservatives
hello everyone nick ulillillia smith here basement parents house minot north dakota...pizza selfie...i talk about degreasing pizza and show the unopened mirror i received from the ups driver...
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I actually know a really attractive normie lad who went to Cambridge. Doubt he posts here though
....Mike? haha
>northernlets
when will they learn
Bet you're happy though and a decent lad.
tfw fat gf
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favourite choon from my favourite movie
attractive normie lad here
what uni did you go to?
cambridge alumni myself
Didn't have a job until I was 22
Never took a flight by myself until I was 25
Never checked into a hotel by myself until I was 26
difference between consecutive numbers are consecutive multiples of 12
>willy is 6ft4
>Height is Oxford
>Salary is 9 inches
>Education is 100k
The opening act of Woodstock:
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that's it but you fucked up the arithmetic
37 desu not 27
gf just sent me this lads
Excellent post
That's me
Reminder that if you fail to have any of the following you're a failure
>Height of 6ft5
>Willy length of 8 inches
>Went to or currently attending Oxbridge
>If working salary of 150k+
my mate bought his book
>dead can dance
good lad
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yeah, just realised as I posted it
so I don't have autism right haha
>tfw to intelligent to get banned
>working
Wagies, wagies, almost time for bed!
What good RPGs should I get on Steam? I really liked the KOTOR series and I haven't ever played any other RPGs
Preferably something old so my shite computer can run it
>tfw willy is 9 inches instead
>height of 9 inches
>Salary of 6ft5
>Willy is 95kg
>Weight is 150k
really wonder what chebs that size feel like
if your idea of musical enlightenment is niggers talking fast about killing each other please dont talk to me
Gf (male) just sent me this
Does dropping out of Oxbridge count?
>to
Is this actually deliberate?
Sabrina! Don't just stare at it, eat it!
Currently watching the propaganda that is saving private Ryan on 5
doin a read
*walks towards you*
just watched a clip of this honey g person the normdroids keep talking about
it was fucking incredibly awful, what the fuck is wrong with people? normies are just rats, they will eat literally ANYTHING you throw in front of them
My IQ grows exponentially and has ever since that fabled first brain wave originated my omniscient being lads.
Anything taller than 4'8" is absolutely lanklet, tbqh
baldur's gate 1 & 2
stop being a civic nationalist
>if your idea of musical enlightenment is niggers talking fast about killing each other please dont talk to me
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37
>Tfw dumb
>Tfw too dumb to ever be unhappy
Arrogant students BTFO
SNAP
>Height of 6ft5 (in heels)
>Willy length of 8 inches (measured from arsehole)
>Graduated from Oxford (Brookes)
>Salary of 150k (pence)
omero
I am 7ft1, have a willy length of 2ft, a weight of 125kg, and I went to Oxford Cambridge AND Harvard simultaneously, while being PAID to attend these places.
too bad the iq grows at an exponential rate yearly with an exponent that is 10^-48 and a coefficient constant that is even less
pinnacle deano
this desu
the master race
cousin is going to yale, he's awful. would hate to call him a classmate. looks like harry potter. wears abercrombie and fitch shorts and sperry shoes w/o socks. played baseball but was only on the team because the school had like 200 students and no one wanted try out. "works" at a country club.
all around terrible person
reminder it's pronounced schoopid
Or styoopid if you're a posh bender
Anything else is unacceptable in my threat
*stands*
font
>slagging barratt new builds when you still live at home
*runs into you*
*we're both surprised as we aren't exactly friends but know each other*
haha hey what are you doing here?
this is the ultimate /brit/ way lad
criticism of mainstream society by a bunch of people rejected from aforementioned society
Ah, he's into that whole Yale thing then?
*blushes*
*mutters something about being sorry*
*runs away*
>tfw 8'9", 9 stone, $10 starting as a freakshow attraction
live on a country estate that i inherited from my grandfather jokes on you
Greater London is Arkadiy Abramovich.
>He isn't at least 9 feet tall, has a willy of at least 4 feet, weighs at least 200 lb, and didn't go to Oxbridge, all the Ivy Leagues, all the Big Ten Unis, AND MIT simultaneously while making $100k a year attending them
Utterly tragic
It's exactly the sort of shit these peckers will be living in when they have to fend for themselves.
Take down does recoil damage to the user
spoiler that HOG