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Almost June Summer Holidays SPF Factor 50 : Edition

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First for /hm/

delete this

Half term sub edition

WTB senpai desu

Im not betting again until the Euros lads
Going to treat my GF to a nice dinner somewhere this week instead of being down pennies

tez song

>tfw i have more tips than ARP

just made 20 cents from Santos Internacional! fuck yeah!

How to remove stake limits on 365 pls

Go on 365 live chat and ask for Lux.

He'll sort it in a jiffy.

>Australians in charge of banter

Panama is gonna beat or tie Brazil

>(You) in charge of having sex.

more than 2-3 "tips" a day is usually an indicator that the quality of tips will be dire

who needs to have "sex" when life fucks us all anyway???

Deep la

Plato reincarnated

>tfw gf is on holiday
>tfw her friend is posting snapchat stories of my gf drunk as fuck dancing on tables in a club with loads of shirtless guys around her

help

Where'd she go on holiday lid?

get cucked (post pics)
fap
cry
dump her

repeat.

Send her a selfie of yourself crying

Magaluf

>thinkgen of sloot

So? She is having fun with her friends, do you want her locked up in your basement or something?

If she does cheat on you it is because you are an insecure little bitch.

pmsl

Hass lad, what would you do in this situation?

you mean slagaluf?

shagaluf

drink and cry

seriously though what do

Just think about it this way, what if the roles were reversed?
Who their girlfriend go to Magaluf anyway ffs

You made a huge mistake going out with the type of bird who would even want to go to a shithole like that.

Sever ties and move on.

go bang someone and snapchat it first lad :^)

pmsl

Worth staying up for the Brazil game lids?

No Neymar = Good match

pmsl at American lower leagues

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tfw realised today that vit d only works if you take it with vit k2

That's only for the functions to do with the bones not everything vitamin D does. You should also get k2 from leafy greens which you should be eating.

Don't eat greens pal

Why not? It's not a meme that they are good for you. Get some spinach or kale ASAP.

The state of some of you honestly. Girls getting shagged in Magaluf and you're on /bet/. DUMP the whore and move on.

Just rather eat a pizza

z

Brazil's national anthem sounds like it's straight out of a Tim Burton movie

Brasil such a fraud.

Sorry lad its over

Tomorrows smidge looks tidge!

EZ BETS EZ LIFE

>Canadian toy money
zzzzzz

Can I buy a subscription to your tips

Doesn't feel like a final desu

Because it's not

My chicano friend is talking about Monterrey v Pachuca, the final of the Mexican League.

tfw feel caraway upset, put him on with almeida
almeida gets btfo
never putting any money on a brazilian again

i knew almeida was a stupid favorite. garbrandt underrated. tonight was the easiest $5k i ever made in my entire life

Why is this thread so dead though?

/bet/ is a british based general

It's coming home.

Haven't placed a bet in two days.
Wtb

morning lads /

international friendlies tip of the day
1. france ht/ft
2. sweden -1 (ibra is playing)

>looking through tennis games on b365
>Jurgen Zopp
pmsl

morning lad

im large on bulleen lions o2.5 btw

FUCKS SAKE, was showering and missed bet of the year. 7-0 40 mins in. Crying

dunno about this lid, Greens striker was on the piss last night

yep, FML.

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>Aus slag goalies

pmsl

taking overs in any Peninsula Power games in the future

can anyone give me a solid on the bentleigh greens game

Hardly bet of the year. Calm yourself you overexcited child.

10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10

THEY WANT THE 20

1111

hopped on HT and FT. just before the goal. thank god.

>back -6.5
>stop scoring
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz so predictable

head in my hands. No idea why I would rage stake so large. Want to die.

REQUIRE a bullet in my head lads.

good morning :D

I want to pay somebody on Craigslist to come over and beat me up, but I cant afford it anymore

Looks like bulleen lions will be red carded 2nd half and it's one way traffic for bentleigh. Contemplating a -0.75 for the second half.

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went with -0.5 at 1.80 something, recommended.

did the same m8

:-)

odds for England to win euro's dropped to 9 from 9.5 overnight btw. (unibet)

cheeky, I put an acca on england for the euros and england u21s for the toulon cup it's our year

it's either england or belgium or france for the euro's imo

I think I fancy france desu

bound to happen.

trip up unibwin

b-but I'm not unibwin

Just got a match on Tinder lads

So what apps do you lads use for betting? Just bet365 or?

Of course, Bulleen Lions scores from a corner. lol

Lets see her lid

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Nice one mate

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>not interested in skull numbing Neanderthals :)

Unlucky lid onto the next one :^)

pmsl jani was probably in this thread already trying to find out what muggy friendly to put his precious 10£ free bet on

Thoughts on sweden -1?