Based Utley Edition
Kershaw (7-1, 1.48 ERA) vs Colon (4-3, 3.44 ERA)
LINEUPS
Dodgers:
>Utley 2B
>Seager SS
>Turner 3B
>Gonzalez 1B
>Puig RF
>Pederson CF
>Kendrick LF
>Ellis C
>Kershaw P
Mets:
>Granderson RF
>Cabrera SS
>Cespedes LF
>Walker 2B
>Lagares CF
>Flores 3B
>Plawecki C
>Colon P
first for Kershaw no-no
based big dad dick utley
how can you not love this guy, he never fucks around and plays with a quiet intensity even in his late 30s
Hoping to see the bats stay hot tonight lads. We'll need offense against the Cubbies.
Jints won again goddammit.
>rockies
>Thor
>"muh ace"
Will the Mest franchise ever recover?
Will the anuses of New York ever recover?
never
>I get to watch Kershaw's greatness every five days
feels good, man
Isn't the game supposed to be on ESPN2? why the fuck am I seeing college softbal
DODGER UNIFORM POWER RANKINGS:
1. Home whites
2. Batting Practice blues
3. 50s Greys
4. 40s Pinstripe
5. Road Greys (Dodgers)
6. Powder Blues
7. Road Greys (Los Angeles)
8. Camo
changed to ESPN last-minute
>all those boos
music to his ears
thanks senpai
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As a Walgreens fanboy, I'm pulling for the Doyers.
why would cespedes want to waste one of his prime years with the mest.
such a shame.
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welp, game over
>inb4 kershaw will get more than 1 run in support
need a strikeout here
colon
So is the woman not there tonight because of the softball shit
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Nevermind, just heard some excellent commentary from her
""""""""""""GOAT""""""""""""
>Get to watch Big Sexy out duel Hurrshaw in person
Gonna be great
Shoulda dropped the bunt that one hit is all Daddy is gonna give up
Can't tell if I love or hate the strikezone graphic ESPN puts up
>its a mendoza episode
why
hate
It's shit m8
>at a live baseball game
>on phone
>on Sup Forums
why
fucking this. I go to games all the time and I'll check my phone occasionally but never will I be on my phone during the action, let alone would I go on Sup Forums. I'm past the days of being addicted to gamethreads.
where your seats at m8
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I go on Sup Forums between innings.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAH
>Bart
>Colon career stats
>still behind Kershaw in two categories
Colon fields like a cinder block
>he doesn't start sick bantz with his fellow fans at CITI
where is DG? I came here to see his shitposting
he fucked that play up but he actually usually fields pretty well
I don't think he trips in gamethreads, desu. At least not in any sort of significant degree
there is a 2-3 minute break between half innings. thats not really enough time to go on
>implying I want to go in that infested hellhole
I haven't seen Daddy Greinke since last season
Should be Daddy Maeda now imo
>not having a screen on Sup Forums to get on right away
pleb level
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I wanna eat that butt
Maeda is not autistic like Grenkie was though
>this fucking shitposter
>it's a very special Scoreless: The Extra Innings Story episode
>tfw I know a chick who looks almost exactly like this
>she's kinda into me
>she's a huge, diehard yankee fan
what are you drinking, Sup Forums?
>he can't handle 2 innings of scoreless baseball
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coffee from my new coffee maker
still trying to get the water/grounds ratio perfect for my taste but overall its really good
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UTLEY!!!!
RIP Don
>Mets fans assblasted every time Utley does anything
>Utley literally gives 0 fucks the entire time
stop booing Utley
it only makes him stronger
Bonds roid raged.
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SEAGER
dietrich got hit by a line drive foul ball in the head
cmon JT. Just a fly ball.
fuugggg
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And Utley scores.
Hahahahahahaha
He touched the bag
inb4 umps overturn this
That's an out
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>This situation
>These teams
SCRIPTED
absolutely maniacal slide by seager what a fucking madman
truly putting the players in danger what a disgrace to the game. this isn't mma
Seager
1. Touched the bag AND
2. Was in reach of the bag the whole time.
Suck it, Mest.
What an absolute fucking joke. Zero difference between that and what Bautista did.
see
>1986 was the first WS I remember watching
woah
shut the fuck up fag
>Flores almost dropped that
Bautista was no longer in reach of the bag after he got heemed
No, you're a fag. Go back to the wheat field you prairie faggot
Is bartolo the biggest meme in baseball?
>that Seager slide
>Seager is learning from Based Utley
>Utley 2.0 Confirmed
Maybe
Why can't Kershaw be this good in the postseason? If he pitched like this 3 times in a seven game series, they doyers would have a WS no? I'm just saying...
>NL David Price
>good playoff performances
Pick uno
shit happens.
he's had a few decent postseason starts.
I need a decent stream.
RYU
Y
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I don't have one
military or english teacher?
Based Bart with the snag
Ryu is a fag
English.
>NL David Price
I wish David Price was half as good
Bryce Harper
Joc's bat is corked. I just heard it. Rewind if you can on that double, the contact sounded wrong, not like wood. No idea why the umps aren't doing anything,they had to have heard that.
He would be if he faced NL batting on a regular basis
sweet, I did some time at Kunsan AB
>twice