Astros

>Astros
>Texans
>Rockets

What the fuck is our problem, user?

Texans will have a good chance with Godweiler

>living in Houston

dont forget houston, and rice

>Astros
>Rockets
There is your problem

>Texans
They are gonna win the Superb Owl m8

Sorry, houstie.

This is your fate. I'll still root for you because you're Texan, but still.

>entire city set up to be a corporations' paradise
>all sports teams run to maximize profit above all else
>never win any championships
Just more proof that conservatism is a mental disorder, I suppose.

I half bought into the Brock Osweiler meme until Khalil Mack made him his bitch.

Dude takes way too long to make decisions.

If the Houston NFL Franchise selects a QB, you can bet your bottom dollar there is something wrong with the guy. You can set your watch by it.

My fault. I root against all Texas teams. I'll let the cockshits make the playoffs next year because I feel bad for you.

nobody lives in houston; that's a myth, like living in dallas

>No hockey team to be shittier than the others
>Too many shitty Pho places around town
>Everyone that lives inside the loop
>Everyone that drives on 610, 8 and 45
>all this god damn rain and flooding

>still being a texans GM after all these years

At least we have the best public university in Texas

Rockets had a legit chance a few years ago, but losing ron artest was huge for the team, and then they had to completely rebuild after aaron brooks and shane battier left
they're lucky to have james harden

and the most exciting football team

LOL

Houston's not bad, but Dallas is better.

One of the top ten largest (and most well-funded) unis in Texas. Can't find the data for last year but there you go.

It's like arguing over port vs starboard on the Titanic.

Live in Austin or don't live in the Central Time Zone.

Texas is small government on most things but they invest a shit ton of money in universities. Their in-state tuition is the lowest in the country. Community colleges are practically free.

Austin is INCREDIBLY overrated. It's also filled with people from California, which just makes it worse.

kys

>cheap college education
>learn that pre-1865 black people were "workers"
>learn to get raped

I think I'll get my degree elsewhere, user.

>Austin is bad
>California is bad

Please tell me the ideal cultural environment, or is this the part where you post a Kansas state flag with pride.

Baylor is a Private university though.

...

What does that have to do with anything?

... Oh, wait, you were under the impression that the only rapes in Texas happen at Baylor. That's cute.

The ideal cultural environment involves Texas culture, that's the point I was trying to make. When Californians move to Austin they try as hard as possible to turn it into California. It's blatantly obvious that most of them never set foot outside the city.

Why the fuck would anyone want to set foot outside that city, it's surrounded on all sides by racists, rapists and Abbott-supporters.

At least they're not vapid and soulless the way the average Californian is.