Are there a worse poster in this board than the portuguese one?
We can't even shitpost with quality. Just look at all those threads with a portuguese OP.
They are all low quality baits.
I seriously think the portuguese are worse than that one Peruvian anime spammer.
P.S.: Tsu.
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You're right, but nobody cares about Portugal or its posters, 2bh.
>Said the failed colony to it's father
Every thread lmao
Canada, easily. You just don't notice because they're not in many non-North American threads.
Fuck off, my bait threads are fantastic.
>worse than that one Peruvian anime spammer.
not possible.
argentina seems bad with weebs too. why are so many argies weebs
kys they are the best posters
>tfw I've been on Sup Forums for 8 years and never started a thread
Fuck off, monkey. You picardiaposters ruin every board with that stupid monkey-tier "humor".
I believe I'm the best in the world
t. dos Santos Aveiro
In my mind, I am the best shitposter in this board
idk what are you talking about
i think the anime girls they post are cute
Annex now
I wouldn't fight in that war, desu
I agree. There are too many sportingfags on Sup Forums.
t. Sanchez
All the portuguese posts in this thread were made by me. All me.
desu when i read a portugal thread it seems like 90 percent are benfica fans
This
We are the biggest club in the country afterall
I don't even doubt this.
Not in my experience. I see too much portuguese here praising all of Sporting's team to exhaustion. Kinf of like little Bruno de Carvalhos.
Maybe it's always the same guy.
Paulinho?
Benfiquistas and Sportinguistas will pipe down once Porto wins the treble next year desu
.. after this shitty manager is sacked
I miss being raped by Porto...
Pinto da Costa has the best banter desu
the dutch city fan has ruined Sup Forums posting for an entire nation
I have to do something similar this summer when Portugal wins the Euro.
Portuguese is such a retarded and faggot languague btw
I wish we could speak Brazilian instead.
Is Bruno de Carvalho the greatest irl-shitposter to ever live?
Pretty much, yes.
>it's another "I can't come up with counter-argument so I ll just call everything bait" episode
You are probably p4p #1 on rankings of worst Portugal posters. Now die.
...
>who is Pinto da Bosta
>now die
Soon
DELETE THIS
Mama na quinta pata do cavalo.
In every thread with Portuguese posters:
>Benfica shitposters:
- Rui patricio is so shit mate
-william is slow as fuck danilo should be starting
-RENATO RENATO RENATO
- bruno de carvalho this bruno de carvalho that
>Sporting shitposters
- > implying joao mario, gelson, matheus and podence arent the best players in the world
- fuck off benficucks all u do is pay the reffs
-we're gonna win the next CL for sure, if we arent reffballed ofc...
At least Pinto da Costa can be funny and has had success to back it up
BdC is just a whiny faggot
What kind of president goes on Facebook rants against his own players?
>HOLANDA
kek noeurolands BTFO
Hilariantemente spon on.
As a benfiquista shitposter, I only fit on the 2nd point. I may pick up on the 3rd and 4th points if someone starts the debate.
It can be a thread about ice skating or NBA, if there are Portuguese people lurking, the thread is bound to become a Sporting Vs Benfica shitpost meca
You forgot this one
>Benfica shitposters
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SPORTING CHOKE LMAO
Even conversations exclusively between sporting fans end up in Sporting vs Benfica.
It's not our (benfica) fault. I rather discuss football with smart fans like porto fans.
sporting is an irrelevant hipster meme team.
and it has the most unoriginal name one could ever come up with.
>sporting club of
how did Sup Forums become so popular in portugal? it seems like they have more posters than spain and italy combined
We are more cultured
Being depressed is our national hobby next to football.
>be depressed
>go to Sup Forums
>hang out with other depressed human beings
>don't kill yourself
Those countries probably don't have as many 20 something dudes who are unemployed or studying to become unemployed
why dont just we get along boys
Portuguese are comfy posters. Nothing wrong with that.
The last thing this board needs is another load of insufferable Brits and their """""banter""""" or Aussie """""qualityposts""""".
>Pedro Guerra
>Diamantino
>Gobern
>Maya
benfica fans are "smart people"
lets watch this thread become Benfica vs Sporting like everyother thread
>mfw watching lampiões and lagartos argue
who are these people
>failed colony
the only failed thing I see around is your education
It already is kek
How are you dealing with being irrelevant? Harsh times hun?
He's fucking at it again I mean look at this shit Kill all Barbosas
don't be a permalurker
don't be a permalistener
don't be a permasilent
are you trying to resent yourself for not living life, bro? because that's how you do it.
>being this mad
I would worry about your new neighbors instead of worrying about tiny barbossas.
Portuguese football fans are borderline retarded.
Benfica fans are the worst, Sporting fan pretty fucking close, Porto fans not very far away.
Benfica fans are always making up conspiracies for not winning (muh anti-benfica bias), Sporting fans always think they're the best but can't win shit (we the best, we play the best *cry*), Porto fans don't care about corruption if it helps them win (them proofs aren't legal, Pinto da Costa is God).
90% of the football fans in Portugal are a fucking cesspool.
I stopped talking about football with almost everyone I know...
>Not in my experience. I see too much portuguese here praising all of Sporting's team to exhaustion
I swear I praised sporting once and I had many angry dismissive (You)s towards me.
I'm inclined to believe on the contrary. There's a Benfica Internet Defense force that's simply too jealous of sporting.
They seem like the ugly middle sister who can't pick on the old sister (Porto), but abuses the one that's growing into something more attractive than her (Sporting).
>the last time porto was heard of in Europe was when they got trashed by Bayern and Dortmund
Really harsh I assume
benfica fans are all retarded by nature.
if they win a game by 1-0 with the goal being offside by 10 meters and some sporting fan says that it isn't fair they'll start spamming shit like.
"HURR WE ARE BACK TO BACK CHAMPIONS YOU ARE JUST JEALOUSE "
>There's a Benfica Internet Defense force that's simply too jealous of sporting.
That or Sporting ia shit...
>YOU ARE JUST JEALOUSE
But... it's true user...
They have been insufferable since we stole Jorge Jesus from them.
It's the other way around user.
oh, so that's it then.
I guess that explains it.
Is this the finest era of portuguese shit posting?
ShED Up
are benfiQUIZta women the most beautiful ADEPTAS or is it simply red that beautifies them?
I like Portuguese folks desu, worked with a guy from Madeira, nicest man I ever met.
>stole
You stole him for going abroad at best since that was Benfica's plan. If we wanted to keep him, we would've kept him.
Actually Sporting fans are on average qter.
t. benfiquista ferrenho
>tfw my new neighbours are actually a Polish mum and Somali dad with their son
>tfw they're less scummy than pretty much everyone else in the area so we cool
Who are worse Portoguese, Dutch, Aussies or anything from the South Americanas?
whp the qtest? porto?
which is the club of the rich people in portugal?
Benfiquistas are the chavs
Sportinguistas are the qties with rich parents
that one we can settle by number of WC 2nd places.
so I had it all wrong then. I thought sporting fans were ugly.
The qtest is Çiporte.
Çiporte was also the club of the rich people, now there really isn't one.
Sporting fans are the only ones in portugal who can afford a tooth brush
Sporting cücks are so deluded lmao, next year they are back at their irrelevance again once they see how much overrated Jesus really is.
Yes he has his qualities but once he starts losing (he will) you'll see how unbearable he is.
t. Benfiquista que nunca gostou so Jesus e até ficou feliz quando ele se ajoelhou no Dragão
>muh portugal
who gives a fuck, jesus christ. this place was so much better without flags.
>t. special snowflake
thicken your skin and it all solves itself
Yeah.
Flags just encourage Sup Forums grade shitposting for the most part.
>that pic
>mad porto fag that has fallen into irrelevancy
I bet your skin is the thickest of them all then.
>7-1
>monkey
>favela
Must be hard being you.
See how angry you got at literally nothing?
The problem isn't the flags, you just can't take the banter.
>Must be hard being you.
It's quite easy actually, I have thick skin.
>we're gonna win the next CL for sure, if we arent reffballed ofc...
relvado.aeiou.pt
E acho que não é preciso meter outras declarações de 2004 e arredores...
>mfw portubros thought Nani was a Striker and Chubby Quaremsa could win them the Euro
Lel
just wait for the (you) in a few months.
...
We've playing like shit but end up winning every single match.
>tfw smashed by the greeks in their own backyard at euro 2004
>tfw no strikers