If you could learn 3 languages instantly, what would they be?

if you could learn 3 languages instantly, what would they be?

i would go with french, german and korean

English,Japanese,Russian

german, russian, chinese

German French & Japanese

german, japanese, and some meme like norwegian or finnish

english japanese chinese

French,russian,finnish (for epic binlan forums)

chinese, japanese and arabic

French, Japanese and Spanish.
French because it's aesthetic as fuck.
Japanese because I want to watch Terrace house and play Ryu ta gotaku ishin.
And Spanish because there are so many speakers.

Chinese russian arabic

German, Chinese, Russian

Russian
Japanese
German

French, Russian and Arabic.

Arabic, Italian, Jap

I'd pick french but I already know a lot of it.

i had a feeling someone would say that

english chinese korean

Kyoto-Ben, Osaka-Ben, and Edo-Ben :3

The best idea is choosing the hardest ones, and learning the others you want by yourself. So I would probably would go for stuff like Mandarin, Arabic and Korean desu.

swedish german and arabic

>Swedish
Get out Jamal

Japanese, Finnish, Russian.

French
Russian
...Farsi?

Nahuatl, Greek and Latin.

Yemeni Arabic
Turkish
Urdu

this desu

French, Japanese, German.

French
German
Hebrew

Russkiy, Mandarin, German

I fucking love these pics.

Japanese

Russian

Arabic so I can know what they're planning

japanese, spanish, russian

Mandarin
Japanese
Latin

finish, hungarian, mongol

chinese
german
spanish

Chinese, Italian and Russian

Japanese,french and Chinese

Sumerian, old norse, some other historical shit
>collect the dollaridoos being expert in dead languages
fucking plebs :D:DDDD bet you just want to talk to aspies over the internet

>finnjews

Froggish
>always regreted learning Latin instead of French in HS
Russian
Chinese

Japanese for the entertainment (porn)
French in case I actually want to move to Quebec in the future
Chinese in case they gain world domination within the next century and if not, Latin

German, Chinese, and Arabic

I know Russian and English. Learn Japanese and Latin.
With russian, english and latin, i easy can learn indo-european languages like French.
So that instantly i learn hard languages other language family. Arabian, Chines and Korean

>i easy can learn indo-european languages like French.

dont fall for this meme

in my portuguese beginner classes were native spanish speakers

Sanskrit,
Gaullish(genuine, not reconstructed)
Proto Indo-European(genuine, not reconstructed)

>>always regreted learning Latin instead of French in HS
cum hominibus mortuis fabulari utilior est quam cum haitis nigerianisque ad esse honestus fra'.

english spanish chinese

Das ist Copypasta brudi. Ich errinere mich, dass ich das schon gesehen hab.

Latin or Sanskrit is fine, at least people in 2016 know how those used to be spoken. But don't you guys think, that you're cheating a bit too much?

>I want to watch Terrace house

I'd skip Latin in your case, since Greek grammar + Spanish vocab would make it far easier.

>Not saying Ida instead of Desu

Get with the times faggots.

>terrace house

Chinese, russian, japanese

Basically every other language needs zero effort

Farsi, Japanese, Mongolian
Abduct a few qts from Iran for harem, get a job/watch anime with Japanese, retire to Mongolia to never be bothered.

french, german, mandarin.

French, German, and Russian.

German
Japanese
Russian for slav bantz

German
Russian
Cree

Hands down

I speak a little Spanish, but I am not fluent in it, so
Spanish, because it's probably the most relevant language after English and I like Spain especially the Center and I'd love to do a roadtrip in Latin America
Russian, because Russian women are goddesses and I want to be their slaves
Ancient Greek, because I am a Greekboo

Russki, French, and Spanish

Russian, Arabic, Mandarin.
Those three seem like the most important work wise and the hardest part seems to be the written part.

>Ctrl+F "russian"
>2 matches
when memes go too far

Arabic, Portuguese, Japanese

The writing of Russian is the easiest part m8

english, italian and french

Russian
Arabic
Spanish i guess

Chinese, Russian, German
Absolutely no regret

francia
germania
italia

All right, if that's what you say.
I'm not chaging Rusian though

Arabic
Urdu
Mandarin

Literally guaranteed a job in any foreign office.

German
French
Arabic

Chinese French Gaelic

Russian is a cool language to learn. And difficult for most Romance and English speakers.

French, Spanish, German

German, Japanese and russian

French, Chinese and British English perfectly.

Nope


These three are very difficult languages with a lot of cases, learning them instantly would make me economize so much time.

I know those are difficult languages, but we don't really have people nowadays that know "genuine, not reconstructed" Gaul or PIE, bhrater.

Japanese
Russian
Arabic

Japanese, Russian, Arabic

I already know Spanish so Italian would be easy to cruise through.
The three that would take more effort would probably be German, Japanese, and Mandarin so I'd go with those

Russian, Spanish, Mongolian

>German
>French
>Farsi

Estonian, Russian, German

Good Bulgar

italian
french
german

but mostly italian

German and Swedish because I look like them and could blebd in if I moved there

Japanese just so I could surprise Japs

Russian, Spanish, Arabic. with these 3, English and my native mandarin, i could probably converse with more than 70% of the world's population

Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Russian.

Mandarin, Arabic, and German.

Italian, Japanese, German.
I already speak english and spanish btw.

Russian, Mandarin, Farsi

>Das ist Copypasta brudi. Ich errinere mich, dass ich das schon gesehen hab.
Da ist der Deutsch lernende Brasilianer. GLaube wir haben uns hier schonmal gesehen

German, Spanish, Russian

After these, the rest of the european languages should be more easy to learn

Japanese, Korean, and Finnish

What's up with all this Farsi fags? What would you use it for (native speaker here).

If I manage to learn Japanese and Italian myself my choice would be:
Russian, Mandarin, Arabic

>What's up with all this Farsi fags? What would you use it for
Always missed my opportunities to learn it in life, even though my father is Iraninan.
Also it sounds awesome. Would be learning it jff

Chinese
Russian
The most useful extraterrestrial language. In case there's no extraterrestrial lifeform who developed a language, Japanese. Then, I'll tell everyone if we're alone in the universe.

It's a good show, don't knock it my nigga.

Why Arabic?

Klingon, Sindari and Turku