>be American
>enroll in University
>$50,000 per year + tip
>arrive for your first day of University
>get shot
>ambulance arrives
>pay $20,000 for a ride 5km up the road to the Hospital
>$200,000 for life saving surgery
>mfw you die because you took out too many loans
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
Be American
>pay $20,000 for a ride 5km up the road to the Hospital
You forgot the $10,000 tip for the paramedics plus the compensation you have to pay them after they sue you for psychological trauma
AMEEEEERICAAAN
DREEEEEAAAAAM
Not before your family sues them back saying that you're Jehovas witness and that any medical intervention is a direct spawn from Satan
HOWLING
O SAY CAN YOU SEE
LIKE A LEAF FLYING IN THE WIND
BY THE MARTS EARLY SHART
>they sue you for psychological trauma
that is brilliant!
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>be american
>get shot
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In the Netherlands, for a mere 20 bucks you can get a Dutch fuck
In the USA, for a mere 20 bucks + tip, you can buy a box of ammo and shoot up a school
ON THE SHORE DIMLY SEEN THROUGH THE MISTS OF THE FAT
top banter lads
will unitedstatians ever recover?
This is the difference between a civilized country and barbarians to be desu
HEhehehe
Well at least a box is involved in both cases
>mass shooting in usa
>police department confiscates the school building because it was used in the crime
>sells it
>buys more guns
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>$50,000 per year + tip
and still missing out on all the marxist propaganda, what a shame
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Both lead to banging bitches
The shart entered the mart, you sharnt not pass
noice
AND THE SHART-SPANGLED BANNER
IN TRIUMPH SHALL WAVE
FOR THE LAAAAAAAND OF THE FREEEE
WHERE GOING TO SCHOOL LEADS TO YOUR GRAAAVE
AND THE FECES BROWN SMEAR
THE SHARTS FOULING THE AIR
AND THIS BE OUR MOTTO: "GET SHOT IS OUR TRUST"
AND THE SHART-SPANGLED BANNER IN BANTER SHALL WAVE
Gotta hand it to you OP
One of the best burger bash bant threads I've seen in awhile.
PRAISE THE BURGER THAT HATH MADE AND PRESERVED US A NATION!
THEN SHART WE MUST, WHEN OUR MART IT IS JUST
toasting in an epic bread xD
>A
>FUCKING
>KITCHEN
>KNIFE
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TAKE AWAY THEIR GUNS
AHAHAH
Was a mass stabbing. Not a shooting my dumbfuck austard friend.
You really think that'll stop us?
finally something fresh
[spoiler]and funny[/spoiler]
got me there
DO
NOT
BULLY
Why are Americans so violent? This never happens in nexico
Very good post.
Nahh, those cartels just roll into town and hug everyone.
Only civilized countries have schools to shoot up tho.
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inb4 janny delets this thread in his butthurt
kek
>arrive for your first day of University
>on November 28th
What took you so long Ausfriend? Are you attending classes online?
>enroll in University
L.M.A.O. those are just tourist traps
real americans learn a trade that'll be automatized or outsourced in 5-10 years
kek
Just wanked to this video, thank you lad.
why does everyone bully yanks so much
hehe
why is she so fat
jealousy
She is a single Mum on welfare
Is it a good video?
About to fire up the wank station myself haha
Very very easy target.
I like it but I love filthy dumfy looking slags that know how worthless they are.
>this thread
is this irony or are you all as mentally proficient as literal 13 year olds?
*tips your for being right*
kek fuck off
The vast majority of gringos have very thin skin
And their only comeback is
Thanks lad
Gonna roll a cheeky single skinner first
>$50,000 per year + tip
The tip of their dick, I presume?
>tfw enrolled in an American university
>tfw $30,000 per year + books and first class healthcare
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Stfu you're not even a country
>be non American
>live in irrelevant shithole third world country
Lmfao 2 TIME WORLD WAR CHAMPS
>Americans think they single-handedly won WWII
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We did.
>Be non American
>Study American History
>Speak American
kek fucking cucks AMERICAN'D
>be American
>be typically delusional about history and the world
>implying WWII was about America
>Implying
I could live the rest of my life without learning a single thing from other countries, and Id still live a better life than most. The US is the only relevant country. :^)
>and Id still live a better life than most
>having shitty flourine mixed tap water, bad internet because ISP companies are all owned and monopolizied by a single large corpration, bad thirld world tier infrastructure outside of major cities, high homicide rate, high living expense, high unemployment rate, high domestic debt and a large amount of niggers is considered a "better life" in the US of A
Holy shit, not a single fucking thing you said was true.
It sounds like youre a little jealous, though. All that anger? Jeez, I can only assume all the stress your shitty country puts you through.
You know, someday that arrogance will lead to your downfall.
Soon enough we'll see
He's just trolling you
A-and I was reverse trolling him
>hes a weeb
Kek
le successful trol XD
>Be American
>Put water on cereals instead of milk
Why do u guys do this?
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That's not true,who told you this?
Trump said on CNN he likes his corn flakes with water
Fake news
esplain
g-guys pls stop....
To cool down the cereal
>cool down
Do Americans boil their cereal?
Yeah, don't tell me you eat it cold like third worlders?
holy shit
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