Be American

>be American
>enroll in University
>$50,000 per year + tip
>arrive for your first day of University
>get shot
>ambulance arrives
>pay $20,000 for a ride 5km up the road to the Hospital
>$200,000 for life saving surgery
>mfw you die because you took out too many loans
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

>pay $20,000 for a ride 5km up the road to the Hospital

You forgot the $10,000 tip for the paramedics plus the compensation you have to pay them after they sue you for psychological trauma

AMEEEEERICAAAN
DREEEEEAAAAAM

Not before your family sues them back saying that you're Jehovas witness and that any medical intervention is a direct spawn from Satan

HOWLING

O SAY CAN YOU SEE

LIKE A LEAF FLYING IN THE WIND

BY THE MARTS EARLY SHART

>they sue you for psychological trauma
that is brilliant!

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>be american
>get shot

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In the Netherlands, for a mere 20 bucks you can get a Dutch fuck

In the USA, for a mere 20 bucks + tip, you can buy a box of ammo and shoot up a school

ON THE SHORE DIMLY SEEN THROUGH THE MISTS OF THE FAT

top banter lads

will unitedstatians ever recover?

This is the difference between a civilized country and barbarians to be desu

HEhehehe

Well at least a box is involved in both cases

>mass shooting in usa
>police department confiscates the school building because it was used in the crime
>sells it
>buys more guns

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>$50,000 per year + tip

and still missing out on all the marxist propaganda, what a shame

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Both lead to banging bitches

The shart entered the mart, you sharnt not pass

noice

AND THE SHART-SPANGLED BANNER
IN TRIUMPH SHALL WAVE

FOR THE LAAAAAAAND OF THE FREEEE
WHERE GOING TO SCHOOL LEADS TO YOUR GRAAAVE

AND THE FECES BROWN SMEAR
THE SHARTS FOULING THE AIR

AND THIS BE OUR MOTTO: "GET SHOT IS OUR TRUST"
AND THE SHART-SPANGLED BANNER IN BANTER SHALL WAVE

Gotta hand it to you OP

One of the best burger bash bant threads I've seen in awhile.

PRAISE THE BURGER THAT HATH MADE AND PRESERVED US A NATION!
THEN SHART WE MUST, WHEN OUR MART IT IS JUST

toasting in an epic bread xD

>A
>FUCKING
>KITCHEN
>KNIFE

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TAKE AWAY THEIR GUNS

AHAHAH

Was a mass stabbing. Not a shooting my dumbfuck austard friend.

You really think that'll stop us?

finally something fresh
[spoiler]and funny[/spoiler]

got me there

DO
NOT
BULLY

Why are Americans so violent? This never happens in nexico

Very good post.

Nahh, those cartels just roll into town and hug everyone.

Only civilized countries have schools to shoot up tho.

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inb4 janny delets this thread in his butthurt

kek

>arrive for your first day of University
>on November 28th
What took you so long Ausfriend? Are you attending classes online?

>enroll in University
L.M.A.O. those are just tourist traps

real americans learn a trade that'll be automatized or outsourced in 5-10 years

kek

Just wanked to this video, thank you lad.

why does everyone bully yanks so much

hehe

why is she so fat

jealousy

She is a single Mum on welfare

Is it a good video?
About to fire up the wank station myself haha

Very very easy target.

I like it but I love filthy dumfy looking slags that know how worthless they are.

>this thread

is this irony or are you all as mentally proficient as literal 13 year olds?

*tips your for being right*

kek fuck off

The vast majority of gringos have very thin skin

And their only comeback is

Thanks lad
Gonna roll a cheeky single skinner first

>$50,000 per year + tip

The tip of their dick, I presume?

>tfw enrolled in an American university
>tfw $30,000 per year + books and first class healthcare

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Stfu you're not even a country

>be non American
>live in irrelevant shithole third world country

Lmfao 2 TIME WORLD WAR CHAMPS

>Americans think they single-handedly won WWII

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We did.

>Be non American
>Study American History
>Speak American

kek fucking cucks AMERICAN'D

>be American
>be typically delusional about history and the world
>implying WWII was about America

>Implying

I could live the rest of my life without learning a single thing from other countries, and Id still live a better life than most. The US is the only relevant country. :^)

>and Id still live a better life than most
>having shitty flourine mixed tap water, bad internet because ISP companies are all owned and monopolizied by a single large corpration, bad thirld world tier infrastructure outside of major cities, high homicide rate, high living expense, high unemployment rate, high domestic debt and a large amount of niggers is considered a "better life" in the US of A

Holy shit, not a single fucking thing you said was true.

It sounds like youre a little jealous, though. All that anger? Jeez, I can only assume all the stress your shitty country puts you through.

You know, someday that arrogance will lead to your downfall.
Soon enough we'll see

He's just trolling you

A-and I was reverse trolling him

>hes a weeb
Kek

le successful trol XD

>Be American
>Put water on cereals instead of milk

Why do u guys do this?

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That's not true,who told you this?

Trump said on CNN he likes his corn flakes with water

Fake news

esplain

g-guys pls stop....

To cool down the cereal

>cool down

Do Americans boil their cereal?

Yeah, don't tell me you eat it cold like third worlders?

holy shit

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