Oh look, it's an Americans backpacking through Europe episode

>dude, weed lmao
>everyone in Europe is high as a kite
>European women are insatiable nymphomaniacs and will sex anything that moves
>random Frenchman being rude/condescending
>friendly Euro from noname shithole with a strong accent
>Italian men being rapey and gay
>gypsy beggars and pickpockets cameo
>Nordics have terrible food
>Eastern Euros are filthy commies
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Did I miss anything else?

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>>Italian men being rapey and gay
>>gypsy beggars and pickpockets cameo
>>Nordics have terrible food
>>Eastern Euros are filthy commies

But all of that is 100% true

Oh wait, I completely forgot

>Germans and Austrians are all nazis and speak like Hitler

>dude tea lmao
>everything is so small here
>you actually have the guys with the funny hats at Buckingham palace I thought they were a meme XD
Yanks are pretty good tourists here on average tbf.

>Wooooow look at those castles this is just like Game of Thrones

how does it feel your """"""""country""""""" is only known for weed and hookers?

and you guys must recognize those tourists are upper 50% part of american citizen

I wouldn't visit portugal. You can't drink the water.

>Nordics have terrible food meme
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bocuse_d'Or

>I wouldn't visit portugal. You can't drink the water.
Not flammable enough for you?

>meme

Why is your English so good?

some tip top chefs don't make up for 99.99999% of your everyday food being complete shit.

Norway is honorary French

But everyone knows the best food is Spanish and Italian, yet they have 0 medals there. I feel like this may not be very objective

What are examples of Spanish food

it means we are good at cooking, and there's a lot of good food to be enjoyed in modern scandinavia

all you faggots know is meme food like rotten shark and sheeps head

hungarian is objectively better

>getting this angry
don't spill your under seasoned porridge

because i have studied?

via watching south park and reading english erotica on internet

>>random Frenchman being rude/condescending
hahaha get fucked

Okay just wondering

>random Frenchman being rude/condescending
>gypsy beggars and pickpockets cameo
>Nordics have terrible food
these are not wrong though

>Foodway

At least we have everyday food, unlike starving forest potatoes in balt

Is eurotrip the worst movie of all time?

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Israel/Middle east trip when?

There just as bad as those "Not another ______ Movie"

There shit movies that make fun of shit movies while being a shit movie in a non comedic way.

Spanish Kroquetas or whatever are fucking delish

>Scotty and co stumble into a Shia mosque
>Have to prove they're Muslim by singing 'I'm a believer'
>Next scene they wake up in a toyota wagon on the way to Beirut with their new friends and several IEDs

>croquettes
>spanish
kek

I deliberatly mean the Spanish kind

can ameripoors dab as hard as an european?

>American chef silver
>Bong chefs nowhere to be seen
UK confirmed for shittier food than Murrica